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The Goon Trailer and Why Can't Kevin Smith Hang on to a Muse?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (19)



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Leading up to the release of Cop Out, Kevin Smith was completely enamored with Seann William Scott, who turned in the only performance in that film worth watching. And, as Smith is wont to do, he effused his Smithiness all over Seann William Scott, talking up his hockey movie, Hit Somebody, for which he had Seann Williams Scott in mind. Not too long after the release of Cop Out, however, Seann William Scott signed on to a different hockey movie, Goon (the trailer is below). Kevin Smith was gracious, but I think a little upset that Sean William Scott bailed on his film.

Leading up to Zack and Miri, Kevin Smith talked at length about working with Seth Rogen again. When Zack and Miri failed to live up to expectations, Rogen went his separate ways.

Smith has always been incredibly loyal to those he was worked with over the years, and certainly has a set group of folks that he likes to cast time and again. But he can’t seem to hang on to an A-lister. He had Affleck for a while, but after Jersey Girl, even that working relationship seemed to fall apart (though the friendship remained intact). And before Affleck, there was Jason Lee.

And now, there is Kyle Gallner and the cast of Red State, many of whom are returning for Hit Somebody, Smith’s supposed final film. But why would Sean William Scott bail? Well, Goon looks good, and it’s in the Apatow family, instead of the Smith family. Evan Goldberg (Seth Rogen’s writing partner) co-wrote the script with Apatow regular, Jay Baruchel, who also stars, along with Liev Schreiber and Alison Pill. And, based on the red band trailer and without having seen anything from Hit Somebody, it looks like a good choice for Seann William Scott.

Indeed, Goon looks funny. And funny violent. And a totally decent late winter flick. What I don’t get, however, is given the talent attached and the reasonable box-office prospects, is why it’s being released On Demand a month before it hits theaters? That’s never a good sign.

Check out the trailer.

(Source: IGN)









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Comments

Funny? Really?

It looks fucking retarded. Like Waterboy, only for hockey. No, thanks.

Posted by: FabMax at November 8, 2011 9:17 AM

Looks like it could be pretty amusing. And is it weird that I find the greasy, mustachioed Liev Schreiber even more attractive?

It is?

OK, well, let's just move on then.

Also: Yay, Alison Pill!

Posted by: Ghisent at November 8, 2011 10:06 AM

You're sending the Schreiber? Shiiiit, nee-gro. That's all you had to say.

Posted by: gunnertec at November 8, 2011 10:32 AM

I'm in.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at November 8, 2011 11:15 AM

Oh sure....NOW Justin Timberlake in a hockey uniform is nowhere to be found. I would've paid double admission to see Scott smear his face across the plexiglass.

Posted by: bleujayone at November 8, 2011 11:25 AM

Rowles this whole piece is funny, you wonder why actors leave Smith? I’ll give you a hint, actors are greedy in that they want to be able to feed their families and keep a roof over their heads. Smith is a hack that never was, his came and gone never came, and unfortunately his gone is not permanent. What, you wanted Affleck to hang around for Jersey Girl II: "I'm a Glutton for Punishment?"

Posted by: Pookie at November 8, 2011 12:21 PM

OK, that was gross, violent, and nasty.

And I'm more than a little turned on.

Posted by: Drake at November 8, 2011 12:44 PM

I know nothing about Hockey.

And this gave me a boner.

Posted by: superasente at November 8, 2011 1:22 PM

I love that "Tig" from Sons of Anarchy is their coach.

Posted by: Markus at November 8, 2011 1:44 PM

Pookie gets it in one.

Smith's movies may make enough money for Smith himself to cash in, but for everyone else the residual's are for shit and let's be honest, NO actor/actress is walking around Hollywood touting the fact that they worked for Smith and NO even semi decent actor has anything they did with Smith on their 'roll.'

Posted by: Mr. Pancake at November 8, 2011 2:55 PM

Is this what hockey is like? Cuz it seems like this hockey movie wants to be a boxing movie. Or at the very least football.
And before you ask, no, I don't really do sports and have no idea what I'm talking about.

Posted by: BiblioGeek at November 8, 2011 4:41 PM

"It looks fucking retarded. Like Waterboy, only for hockey."

I fail to see what's bad about that.

"And is it weird that I find the greasy, mustachioed Liev Schreiber even more attractive?"

Me too! He dirties up real nice.

Of course, no hockey movie will ever top Slapshot, but this one looks like a decent addition to the genre. I'm in.

Posted by: natalie at November 8, 2011 8:09 PM

Also, BiblioGeek, hockey is sort of like a combination of boxing and football, except on ice, and with more Canadians.

Posted by: natalie at November 8, 2011 8:13 PM

As a proud Canadianuck, I'm saddened by this stereotypical depiction of hockey. On the other hand, it's not totally inaccurate.

What I don’t get, however, is given the talent attached and the reasonable box-office prospects, is why it’s being released On Demand a month before it hits theaters? That’s never a good sign.

It's a relatively low-budget Canadianist movie with a few big names signed on. It ain't gonna break box office records.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at November 8, 2011 11:08 PM

I quit watching hockey exactly because of this kind of idiocy.

Posted by: , at November 9, 2011 2:05 AM

I'm not sure which comes closest to "Rollerball" today: Hockey or pro football. I'm leaning heavily toward hockey, however.

Posted by: , at November 9, 2011 2:06 AM

I'm a little disappointed with you, Rowles. You say, "Well, Goon looks good, and it’s in the Apatow family, instead of the Smith family." as if that somehow legitimizes this film, yet you completely neglect to mention that it's directed by FUBAR's Micheal Dowse.

Sure, Baruchel and Goldberg wrote this, but from the trailer it is more than obvious that Dowse's fingerprints are all over this film (in a good way) which, IMHO, plants it more in the FUBAR family than the "Apatow family".

Don't get me wrong, I thoroughly enjoy Apatow's films, but sometimes it seems as if he's got some sort of stake in Pajiba considering how much copy is devoted to kissing his ass around here.

On a side note, have I mentioned that Andy Sparacino (Tron from FUBAR) is currently residing on my couch? True story. Seriously.

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