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Wasn't this movie already made in the '80s - and made much better - when it was called Used Cars? Damn that's a great movie.

Why the fuck are you reviewing movie trailers?

What are you, retarded?

What are you, retarded?

Ha ha, ha ha ha.

Seriously, though, takes one to know one.

Geez Dusty – a whole commentary and not one “fuck”? Leave it to your bed partner and me to tell you that you’ve gone soft. Why bash Alan Thicke? Because in your hipper than thou fantasy world, Alan Thicke becomes the easy go-to bash target. Dusty to his intern: “Hey just throw in an Alan Thicke picture with this hip caption…my posse will dig it!”

Man, Dusty that is just utter laziness and I’m calling you out on it: FYI – Alan Thicke is likely sitting somewhere a shitload more comfortable than Portland, Maine (Full disclosure: I’ve been to Portland Maine and I’d rather be locked upside down in a porta-potty.) as well as sitting on an absolute mountain of money from a long running hit TV series and is likely boffing a hot chick who thinks the world revolves around him and can likely be expected to give him a hummer while they attend one of his son’s concerts. Jesus Dusty, YOU SHOULD BE HALF THAT LUCKY.

You and your cabal of stooges are exactly what is wrong with the film industry in general: You can always (ALWAYS!) be expected to take the easy way out and deliver some half baked schlock guaranteed to disappoint while you quickly move on to the next half baked thoroughly lazy effort. If you want to know what’s wrong with the crap you’re dissecting you need look no further than your own keyboard for a primer on the lesson of what’s wrong with popular culture these days. If it can be said with certainty that the prime reason for movies these days is to sell a $20 combo of reheated popcorn and a flat soda, then the prime reason for your existence is to sell banner ads while filling up the spaces in between those ads with tripe like the Alan Thicke commentary.

Dusty, you’re probably not old enough to remember this – or if you do, you could obviously care less – there used to be guys like David Lean who took years (YEARS!) to fully conceive of and produce a film. Contrast that with the heady aroma of the stinkage you’ve just treated us with and ask yourself if you’re one bit better than the crap you so gleefully bash…

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Oh yay we have another fucktard of a troll to keep as a pet! Huzzah!

Once again: Allow me to point out that this is a site that is fueled by criticism - whether you feel it is deserved or not...I believe the Title tag here is: "Scathing reviews for bitchy people"

Um, yeah, that seems to be a bit of a flawed statement there. The reviews are for the movies/books/music/whatever, not for the reviewers.

Even if general consensus went with that really tortured logic to consider that tagline to apply to yourself, that still doesn't mean people can't be mean and/or bitchy to you. In fact, by your own logic, they have as much reason to "review" your comments and you have to "review" the posts.

Or occupy your time following Dan Carlson around with a backup hair net...

And seriously dude, this Dan hair thing is getting ridiculous. I get the whole "want to bang Heigl -> Seth Rogen got to pretend-bang her, so hate him -> Dan looks like Rogen, so hate him -> Dan has a blog with bald jokes, so focus on that" line of thinking, but still, it is kinda creepy.

You and your cabal of stooges are exactly what is wrong with the film industry in general...

Cabal of Stooges?

I wanna be Larry!

{Snort} As If Dustin has an intern.

"...Dies With Hard-On"

"Vanessa is DEAD"

That actually really cracked me up. . .

As part of the full Cabal package you do get robes as well as a silver candelabra and a copy of the full tome " Why we want to secretly rule the world". But, join using the "starter" Cabal of Stooges package and you get a can of pomade (Dapper Dan of course), a stick for poking and an audio file containing the proper "Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk". Oh, and the pamphlet "Stooges and Youse" in which we discuss proper protocol and the heresy of Shemp. Damn you Shemp! Damn you!

I gotta agree with Joe. It just seems that several of the posts are put up to get more people looking at banner ads. That makes me sad. Well, that and the circle Pajerk...

Nah, I THINK he was also in the Parent Trap sequels that they used to show on The Wonderful World of Walt Disney back on ABC in the day. You know, the one with the triplets? Or maybe he was just in the WWoD movies where the dad was reincarnated into a robot after a tragic accident where he swerved off of a cliff trying not to hit a skunk or a squirrel or something.

Oh! And he used to have some animal zoology trivia show on Saturday mornings where people answered questions to win money for animal charities. It had a puppet. That was the true source of Alan Thicke's fame...

whoops, i mean thicke.

Is that Ryan O'Reilly in the picture up top?

Oh yeah - bring it you lame asses. Nothing more joyful than watching the little sycophants here rally round their boy Dusty when he gets called out on his craptastic writing skills.

Special mention goes to the genius who posted this mess:

Even if general consensus went with that really tortured logic to consider that tagline to apply to yourself, that still doesn't mean people can't be mean and/or bitchy to you. In fact, by your own logic, they have as much reason to "review" your comments and you have to "review" the posts.

As I’m sure we’ll hear in the upcoming Robert Downey Jr film – “No shit Sherlock!” Bring it on all you geniuses – I’ll take you all on with no posse of douche bags to back me a la Dusty and his hairless sidekick Danny.

…and further: Are you absolutely certain that we don’t want to review what passes for writing at this site? To me all great entertainment STARTS with the written word (Unless you’re Michael Bay.) For you folks to so readily give Dusty and the Death Star that is known as Dan Carlson’s bald pate such an easy pass tells me you are all guilty of the same disrespect for words that just about every current studio head is guilty of (And for which you so soundly trash them post in and post out…).

To quote one hell of a writer: “The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars but in ourselves…” And here’s one more quote for you, for I doubt any of you possess the skill set to get the Shakespeare reference so maybe Cher will work : Come on! “Snap out of it!”

This movie was awful. Seriously, don't even bother wasting one of your Netflix DVD's on this one. "The Goods" had some funny moment but the laughs were more like self-induced chuckles to pass the time. While the cast ensemble looks good on paper, Piven wasn't nearly as convincing as his Ari Gold character on Entourage which is a pretty similar role. Overall, the writing lacked any comedic substance and some scenes had too much of a Disney feel to them. Will Ferrell's cameo was weak at best and is a far cry from his 5 minutes towards the end of "Wedding Crashers". How this got a pass to achieve a theatrical release is beyond me.