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February 3, 2009 | Comments ()

Probably Get More Chicks If We Took Our Shirts Off / Dustin Rowles

Trailers | February 3, 2009 | Comments ()

Hmmm. What would happen if we took the premise of A Christmas Carol, applied it to a romantic comedy, and cast Matthew McConaughey in the Scrooge role? Here it is, for your consideration, folks: The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.

It’s pretty much exactly what you’d expect from a McConaughey rom-com, although during the moments that I was conscious, I don’t believe I actually saw him without a shirt. The saddest part of all is that Jennifer Garner — who is charming, despite being a less than mediocre actress — will play his love interest. Really, Jennifer? A McConaughey film? You’re better than that, lady. This is most certainly not how you return from your baby-making hiatus. Violet is going to be so disappointed in you one day.

Oh, and screw it — here it is again for old time’s sake:

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