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The First Law of Robotics is Don't Talk About Robotics: Meaning of Robots Trailer

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (22)

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A short film out of Sundance, Meaning of Robots combines two of the most important elements of film: robots and sex. Here’s the plot description that would simply be too obvious if posted on April Fool’s Day:

The benevolent Mike Sullivan, age 65, has been shooting an epic stop-motion robot sex film in his apartment for the last 10 years. Obsessed with constructing the miniature robot porn stars, his apartment now overflows with thousands of them.

I deeply hope that they managed to fit Bender into the background somewhere. Here’s the trailer:

I don’t know what I just watched is brilliant or idiotic, but I know that this unholy combination of “Hoarders,” Isaac Asimov, and a pervert Santa Claus just made my brain implode.









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Comments

I hope they managed to fit Bender in somewhere ...

Posted by: mograph at January 17, 2012 10:12 AM

Seems like having sex with a robot would require a lot of lubricant, for the human. Unless, you know, all the edges were finely honed and soft, still that's a lot of irritation.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 17, 2012 10:28 AM

Judging by the header pic, they are respecting science fiction's "no fat chicks" rule. Do they even need limbs? It's a waste of metal that could be put to better use creating larger bosoms.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 17, 2012 10:28 AM

Yay, SLIM IS BACK!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 17, 2012 10:29 AM

Well...

... 10 out of 10 for originality.

Posted by: OldSchool60 at January 17, 2012 10:29 AM

Why would anybody build a fat robot? Now, a massive positronic, self aware vagina...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 17, 2012 10:31 AM

You're a positronic, self aware vagina.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 17, 2012 10:33 AM

HAH! I missed that Julien, that back and forth between you and me. But, it ain't gonna happen, I only cheat on my wife with prostitutes.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 17, 2012 11:00 AM

I see your positronic self-aware vagina, and I raise you a cataclysmic space cock that if daringly licked, may, or may not grant superpowers.

Posted by: zeke the pig at January 17, 2012 11:04 AM

The craftsmanship is impressive, plus it also has a fuckable butt.

Posted by: Asvetic at January 17, 2012 11:10 AM

You could screw them all together (heh) and create a mile-long unhuman centipede.

Posted by: , at January 17, 2012 11:24 AM

See, that just disgusting Comma daddy. Are you even equipped for that...:)

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 17, 2012 11:34 AM

It's not so unexpected. There was no way I'd be left out of this.

Posted by: fuckable butt at January 17, 2012 12:11 PM

How does Pervert Santa tell the difference between ejaculation and a blown hydraulic line?

I don't have a joke here, I'm genuinely curious.

Posted by: Groundloop at January 17, 2012 12:15 PM

Mockumentary? More like Rockumentary!

Posted by: HappyGobo at January 17, 2012 12:24 PM

Whatever the fuck it is, I'm sold.

Posted by: HappyGobo at January 17, 2012 12:24 PM

It's all fun and games until a Nexus 5 shows up.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at January 17, 2012 1:17 PM

I suppose this question goes without saying, but since no one has asked...

What's a non-fuckable butt?

Posted by: pissant at January 17, 2012 2:05 PM

Er, mine?

Posted by: frank_247 at January 17, 2012 3:53 PM

One that is teetering on the edge of the 'severely bunged up/ready-to-blow-if-plunged' divide.

Posted by: zeke the pig at January 17, 2012 4:45 PM

Just so long as the sexbots aren't subverted by an artificially intelligent mainframe bent on procreation, a la Demon Seed. Robotic tentacle hentai might not be everyone's cup of chai.

Posted by: The Wanderer at January 17, 2012 5:24 PM

@B-slim: Hopefully this isn't a complete 'no duh' on my part [smile]. But effing
machines have been around for quite a while. Just a small bottle of loob and
away ya go. That is what you meant (I think). Not that *I've* any experience
*with* said type contraptions anyway. Ok - leaving now.

Posted by: Ms MoMo at January 17, 2012 6:11 PM