Death by Car Wash!

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | June 4, 2009 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | June 4, 2009 |


Screw Terminator Salvation, Transformers, G.I. Joe, Angels and Demons, Wolverine and the rest of this summer's tepid offerings. The movie I can't wait to see? Final Destination 4. It's in 3D, y'all, which is exactly how one should view a teenager get killed in a car wash.

In 3D!

And here's the trailer, and allow me to say: It's everything I could ever hope for in a Final Destination movie, which is to say: It's got an abundance of dead teenagers. Death returns! And he's gonna cave your chest in with a rock shot out of a lawn mower.

Happy Thursday, y'all. After a week like this, you deserve two minutes of guilty pleasaure:

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