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The Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close Trailer Makes Me Hate Myself

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (20)



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Ugh. This trailer, man. I swear. It’s everything I hate. Let’s start off with the entirely too precious synopsis:

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close tells the story of one young boy’s journey from heartbreaking loss to the healing power of self-discovery, set against the backdrop of the tragicevents of September 11. Eleven-year-old Oskar Schell is an exceptional child: amateur inventor, Francophile, pacifist. And after finding a mysterious key that belonged to his father, who died in the World Trade Center on 9/11, he embarks on an exceptional journey—an urgent, secret search through the five boroughs of New York. As Oskar roams the city, he encounters a motley assortment of humanity, who are all survivors in their own ways. Ultimately, Oskar’s journey ends where it began, but with the solace of that most human experience: love.

“With the solace of that most human experience: love?” Fuck you, you treacly, saccharine shitbird. Like I said, everything I hate — Serious Tom Hanks. Sandra Bullock doing the sweet and sincere thing. Precocious, over-intelligent youngsters who are utterly unrealistic. U2. Montages of people running. Montages of people crying. More fucking crying. Too much hugging. It’s directed by Stephen Daldry, who directed the entirely too adorable for its own fucking good Billy Elliot. Oh, and my favorite: using 9/11 as an emotional manipulator.

Christ, do I want to see this. FUCK.

Just watch the damn thing, you assholes.









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Comments

Oh, holy $h!t. I think I just found that most human experience: diarrhea. Can anyone out there just tell a f*cking story without resorting to emotional manipulation? Extremely overwrought, incredibly cliched.

Posted by: NateS1973 at October 11, 2011 11:15 AM

The key is...the key is the key to his heart! Or the heart of New York! It wasn't a key to a thing! It's the key to something within himself, that was there all along!

Posted by: sars at October 11, 2011 11:20 AM

I saw this trailer in front of 50/50. It was the only decent trailer that we saw that evening. At least I thought so. The Main Squeeze thought that *all* the trailers sucked. I know that I am easily manipulated by exactly all the shit they threw at me in this trailer, which is why I want to see it. The trailer itself got me close to tearing up. So yeah, TK we should see this together. I'll bring the tissues.

Posted by: tamatha at October 11, 2011 11:22 AM

You know, now that I think of it, that's some pretty well shot and meticulously edited stock footage of his dad and him karate fighting. musta had a film enthusiast in the family

Posted by: desmedt at October 11, 2011 11:24 AM

I am usually on board for overly sentimental movies, serious Tom Hanks, and anything Sandra Bullock, but the trailer for this movie just makes me roll my eyes. This is exactly the type of contemporary literature I hate, and I suspect that the incredibly annoying protaganist will be all the more annoying on the big screen.

Posted by: Artemis at October 11, 2011 11:31 AM

Fuck 11 year old pacifists.

Posted by: seth at October 11, 2011 12:04 PM

What happened on September 11th, 2001 was and still is a terrible historic tragedy, not a means to propel an otherwise crappy story. This douchey book was enough to make Wally Lamb and Nicholas Sparks gouge out each other's eyes with a melon baller. If the movie is a faithful adaptation pets in homes across the nation will be avoiding their owners for a while to keep from being kicked.

Now who else in here finds the use of a factual even where 3,000 very real persons to push a schmaltzy fiction along to be just a little nauseating? It was a ham-fisted effort when it was done for both Reign Over Me and Remember Me as in both those cases the story would have worked just as well if they had inserted any other tragedy. Does it matter any more if someone dies in the WTC Towers instead of say a house fire, a traffic accident or medical ailment? No it doesn't. And the fact that these movies borrowed Rudy Giuliani's 9-11 Express Card instead of just letting the stories stand on their own is testament to pathetic trend in marketing. The fact they used that event was a cheap and lazy effort, and if this trailer is any indication there's more of the same here.

Posted by: bleujayone at October 11, 2011 12:07 PM

bluejayone - By that reasoning, no movies would ever be made about 9/11. I think there are definitely some stories where the tragedy should be 9/11 instead of, say, a house fire. The tragedy itself is completely different and will make for a different story. It looks like this story is going to be traveling all over New York, which is absolutely appropriate in a movie about a tragedy that affected the entire city - not to mention the entire country. If Tom Hanks had simply had a heart attack, the story would have to be different.

Yes, it was a real life tragedy. Real people were affected. So are house fires. So are car crashes. Real people are affected by those too. That's what movies try to do: tell people's stories. Depict life (or, in some cases, board games).

Is this going to be a good and non-exploitative movie? I have no idea. As that lady who is suing the trailer for Drive for allegedly misrepresenting how non-crappy it is would be sure to tell us, trailers are not 100% accurate. But the simple fact that this movie is about a person who died in the Word Trade Towers doesn't seem like enough reason to object to it.

Sorry if this isn't very coherent. I found your objections interesting and I like discussions :)

Posted by: BiblioGeek at October 11, 2011 1:18 PM

Ok, I don't normally get angry about movie trailers, but I'm going to make a special exception here. Extremely Loud is one of the best books I've ever read - Jonathan Safran Foer is a genius. Now most people will associate this tripe with his book. Don't be fooled by the trailer: the novel is truly fantastic.

Posted by: Meghan at October 11, 2011 1:26 PM

No no no no no no no no no a thousand time no for myriad and many reasons no no no no but a special fucking NO for U2.

Posted by: klingonfree at October 11, 2011 1:31 PM

United 93 has, so far, been the only decent 9/11 movie.

Posted by: Blake Shrapnel at October 11, 2011 1:33 PM

Without commenting on the merits of this movie or book, I don't think using 9/11 as the backdrop to tell some schmaltzy fiction is any worse than using the Holocaust or the genocide in Rwanda or the bombing of Hiroshima, etc. Yes, 9/11 was a horrific event but it was also a hugely dramatic event that orients people's minds toward a time and place when they read. Why should it be exempted from use in fiction?

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 11, 2011 3:39 PM

BilboGeek-

It isn't that 9-11 in and of itself is being used...not exactly anyway. It isn't that the subject matter is completely off limits so much as how it's being used. And since you mentioned it, yes I actually do bristle when any movie takes history and reshapes it or treats it like so much set dressing. Perhaps there is a way to respectfully implement this into a work of fiction, but as of yet I haven't seen it done and I highly doubt this adaptation will succeed at it either.

What I find objectionable is that this story isn't about what actually happened that day or any of the real people involved or any of us who watched it as it happened or lived in the world afterward. Instead we have a very corny and I would argue poorly written story with 9-11 shoehorned into the background as though what happened were no more tactile than any other faux-reality show. It feels like someone is trying to profit off the emotional connection by using it to push their crappy little tome. We're not talking about a worldwide war or something that took many years and actually involved countless people where an individual story can get lost in the shuffle. We are talking about a very specific event that involved a specific number of people.

It's not really about how the father died so much as how his son deals with it. Would a story about a son trying to learn more about his dead father be an interesting story by itself? In the right hands it should be enough. Any author worth their salt could write this without the 9-11 inclusion. Or if they wanted the character to die in a terrorist attack similar to 9-11, they could fabricate one to go with the rest of the fiction. But since the author instead chose to use the event as his own, I feel it cheapens the event by treating as a means to an end. I'm not saying they're trying to pass this off as factual, but I am saying there's something to be said by altering fact to suit your own agenda.

Posted by: bleujayone at October 11, 2011 4:26 PM

Well, I thought the book was a manipulative, pretentious, pointless mess, a planet-sized step down from Foer's first (very excellent, IMO) novel.

Even if I hadn't read and been disappointed by the book, that trailer would still make me avoid this movie like the plague. Ugh. Stop turning our collective human tragedies into treacle and sop, Hollywood.

Posted by: heatseeker at October 11, 2011 4:32 PM

I don't think 9/11 is off limits for authors, but I haven't yet seen a good use of it. As others have pointed out, it tends to be window dressing that adds nothing to the story that a convenient car accident wouldn't.

Of course, some authors have written stories where the events of 9/11 are the focus, but those really don't work, or at least not yet. Ten years on, the events are still pretty raw. This isn't looking back on a war 40 or 50 or 60 years later, or dramatizing more recent tragedies that happened to other people in other places. We all have very clear memories of that day; we're still exposed to real-life accounts of survival and loss. There is plenty of drama and tragedy and heroism those accounts. Fiction can't top them, and when it tries, it feels cheap.

Art is about introducing new perspectives and causing you to think about things you hadn't before. I'm sure that in 50 years, novels about 9/11 will help people to understand and process the impact of those events. But I just don't know what a fictional account of 9/11 would give us at this point. And sticking it in the background as a catalyst for an unrelated story really does feel gross.

Posted by: Artemis at October 11, 2011 7:56 PM

Sorry for being late on this thread.

Stephen King wrote a short story (it was included in Just After Sunset) where the events of 9-11 were the central foundation. It was a fictional personal account about the feelings of guilt; the main character was not at work that day. Artemis and bleujayone, I think y'all may like it. I thought it was great.

As for the topic at hand: I'll take a pass on this film for the reasons that TK outlined. Emotional manipulation is a cheap trick, and a lazy one at that. It makes me angry, and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Posted by: Rest In Peace at October 11, 2011 9:35 PM

Interesting. I agree with all the objections given; they're all valid and understandable. My initial reaction to a movie involving 9/11, including this one, is to automatically cringe. I assume that any story, no matter how genuine, non-exploitative, or honest, cannot survive contact with the Hollywood bullshit machine.

But most of the objections take the approach that the author or director wanted to tell a story and then threw 9/11 in as a backdrop, a sort of 'suck people into the bookstore/theater for free' card. Which is absolutely a possibility, though I hope even someone in Hollywood would balk at that. I guess I thought of it more as the reverse.

I think an author or director could approach from a desire to tell a story about 9/11, for all the reasons people tell stories, and then try to build it around that. What could you do to make it speak to so many people's experiences? How can you handle an event that is so shattering without it being treacly? Every year I find myself watching the 9/11 documentaries that play on tv in Sept. in an effort to understand just what the hell happened. Every story I've heard has been intensely personal, yet they're all about the same day, the same event. How could you tell that story? Is there a right way? Is it even possible, ten years on? Is it possible in book form, but impossible to translate to film because of the film industry?

I still contend that having a character die in 9/11 is completely different than having them die in a car crash. It will resonate with the reader differently, it will affect your characters differently, it will set your story in a different direction. If it does not do those things, and the author simply needs a dead character, then perhaps the author should either reassess their writing or come up with another explanation.

I have no idea if this will be a good 9/11 film or a bad one. I haven't read the book yet, so I don't even know how much merit the original material had. Judging from the trailer, and the fact that the main character (and possible narrator) seems to be a small boy, I'd guess they're only going to try to tell part of the 9/11 story rather than attempt to create an entire comprehensive picture and then cram it into two hours. From here, that sounds like a good approach. I'd be interested to see what everyone thinks once it comes out.

Posted by: BiblioGeek at October 12, 2011 1:35 AM

LOVED the book. Didn't find it manipulative or pretentious at all and I am pretty sensitive to that sorta thing. Just my two cents.

Posted by: kidtiger at October 12, 2011 3:49 AM

I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at October 12, 2011 6:32 AM

God, when that U2 music kicked in I started crying like a little baby.

Posted by: homeslice at October 12, 2011 7:02 AM