Pajiba

As a bride to be myself, I watch a sickening amount of bridal programming. This actually turns my stomach. It is ONE DAY OF YOUR LIFE. You should be the person that your partner proposed to, the one he asked to spend his/her life with in the first place. If you need to change yourself this drastically to be with someone, there is something very wrong with you, and with the relationship. My fiance, TheMaskedEmu would NEVER let me do something like this to myself. It's just...ugh, it's disgusting.

I believe this is being produced by the same plastic surgeon who was responsible for "The Swan". There was such an uproar over that show that it got pulled. But, as these things usually go, that show served to get people used to the idea. Now this. Gah.

This makes me sick. Unless you have some horrible glitch on your body that really needs fixing, this is absolutely NOT necessary. And to compete for it, yet? I'd dump my bride faster than you can say, "I want the ring back!" and I'm a woman.

And what's wrong with the host's face? Too much plastic surgery, I'll bet.

Have I had plastic surgery? Yes, I have. I've had moles removed, and my tongue sewn back on (freak accident when I was a baby), and my lips sewn back on (not so freak accident when a home intruder punched a gun through my face).

But an eyelift on a woman with no wrinkles? Give me a break. If he's already proposed to you, YOU DON'T NEED TO CHANGE ANYTHING!

Tonight on Discovery: I Was Bitten True stories of people who have survived bites and stings.

It's gonna be a long journey to beat Who's Your Daddy for reprehensible, but the producers of Bridalplasty have clearly strapped on their jetpacks.

This show makes me ashamed to have a vagina.

Extreme Makeover was the original body makeover show. They took people with sob stories and gave them makeovers to make them look acceptable by Hollywood standards. Everyone got ugly horse teeth, chin implants, an almost-negative calorie diet, and day-long workout regimes. They were told to cry when the results were finally revealed to them after living without a mirror for months. A party was thrown and punch and pie were served to unveil the Hollywood-ified version of the beloved friend/relative/co-worker who used to look unfortunate but now looks like a Barbie/Ken doll.

As much as I love The Soup, I avoid E! like a herpes ridden plague. There is nothing worthwhile on that channel except The Soup. While this show sounds revolting, it's not original. Like someone else said it's just a re-worked The Swan to cash in on the waning All-Things-Bridal reality show craze. Like that genre, I'll be perfectly fine never seeing a frame of footage.

First--damn, BWeaves, a home intruder tore off your lips? Hope they caught the fucker.

Second--what are these chicks, like 20? 22? Who the hell needs that much work at 22? Even if you DID, and still found someone who loved you despite your hideous appearance, congratulate yourself on your awesome personality.

Third--OF COURSE the contestants are limited to women. No man out there needs help with their looks.

And veneers are awful, people. They grind your real teeth down to nothing to put those things on.

This is nothing more than one of those medical shows that one would see on the Discovery Channel minus the tack, decorum, decency, professionalism, sensationalism, and nuance. Though the title is hilarious Rowles, nothing good can come out of cuttin’ a bitch.

Yeah, but virenda, your girls are going to pick up more on YOUR values than you think.

You should hear my 14 y.o. rant about how awful veneers look, and how stupid it is to plastic-surgery yourself into hideousness.

TV might make it appear mainstream, but that doesn't mean your kids are going to buy into it.

"I believe this is being produced by the same plastic surgeon who was responsible for "The Swan"."

I'm a mere J.D., but how is this shit not a violation of the Hippocratic oath?

I’m drawing a blank here can someone help me out with the name of the technique that the doctors use to make a woman’s snatch tighter?

p.s. and to answer your question samantha, government shouldn’t be allowed to mess around in no ladies muff.

I'm torn: I can't decide which is the more revolting part, the bridal part or the cosmetic surgery part. Sounds like two really repellent people who have decided to get married, leading onlookers to comment that they deserve each other.

Still can't be as bad as the Kardashians. I'm waiting for someone to perform a jihad on that entire family. When's that gonna happen? I would actually watch that, E. (No exclamation mark for you.)

DeadBessie: No, they didn't catch the fucker, and they didn't care that they didn't catch the fucker. And my lips weren't lying on the floor and having to be reattached. They were just ripped up with big holes that had to be sewn shut and repositioned at 3 a.m. by a doctor who wasn't happy about being dragged out of bed at 3 a.m. When the doctor comes at you with a needle and says, "Now this is really going to hurt!" and you just don't care? Now THAT's plastic surgery.

On the plus side, I'm rather proud of that incident. He punched me with the gun because I fought back. After he punched me, I blacked out for a split second and decided to play dead. The fucker went from "TAKE THAT BITCH!" to "Lady? Are you alright, lady?" and ran out the front door like a wimp. They ended up not taking half of what they were going to take because they thought they killed me.

Still better than listening to dames talk about their weddings.

That sucks, BWeaves. There seem to be a lot of cops out there who have stopped giving a shit. Doctors too. Someone broke into my house once, and the cop made it clear that the robbery was much more a pain in the ass for HIM. Told ME to go around and interview the neighbors, and kept telling me to "calm down" despite the fact that I wasn't hysterical (I had entered into that state of rage where you get all cold and detached).

Way to fight back, too. I know they tell you not to, but you can't fight your nature. When I found my door kicked in, I didn't know if the dude was in there still or not, and the smart thing would have been to call the cops from the neighbors, but instead I ran inside, grabbed a bat from the closet, and ran through the house screaming that I was going to beat the fucker senseless. I almost wish he had still been there.