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Copycats and Needless Remakes

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (26)



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I never, ever, ever thought I’d say this but… I’m getting kind of sick of zombies. Zombies and vampires are the two current horror movie devices that are being mined exhaustively, and it’s getting to be too much, all at once. At least the zombie flicks haven’t been teenybopperified… yet.

But whether they be the living dead, or the virally infected, the zombie genre has been exploding over the past few years. The Brits got in on it with Danny Boyle’s excellent 28 Days Later, then skewered it splendidly with the sublime Shaun of the Dead. Unfortunately, these two things are being swallowed up by copycats and adaptations.

First off, the Shaun of the Dead news. Working Title Television is the new TV production company that comes from a joint venture from Working Title and NBC Universal. They’re planning on doing several adaptations of films from the Working Title repository of films, and one of the first one is, yep, Shaun of the Dead. It’s actually an interesting idea, although how they could maintain it as both a comedy and a horror show, and keep it repeatedly fresh and interesting, is simply beyond me. Also, without the participation of Wright, Pegg, and Frost, it’s almost inevitably doomed. In case anyone cares, other films slated for TV adaptation are Bridget Jones Diary, Billy Elliott, Nanny McPhee, Notting Hill, and Four Weddings and a Funeral. I am mystified by how any of those will work, but whatever. The point is, Shaun of the Dead: The TV Series? In a way, the even more disheartening news is that it will be primarily aimed at US audiences, which is to say, it will be stupider. Swell. Of course, if they can somehow get Bill Nighy, all will be forgiven.

In other British zombie news, here’s the trailer for The Devil’s Playground (not to be confused with the documentary about Amish people of the same name, though I’m sure if you try you can draw some parallels). It’s another virus-makes-people-go-cuckoo, only this time they appear to be somewhat superpowered, which makes it a little more challenging to fend the pesky fuckers off. It focuses on a hitman who is trying to protect the one woman who appears to be immune to the super-zombie-chompy virus (SZCV). Lots of guns and biting ensues. It’s a long trailer, but it’s got some decent moments.









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Comments

Yeah - I was totally ready to go with that movie until I saw Danny fucking Dyer is in it. Man, do I hate that twat.
And I totally agree with you about there being waaaay too many zombie movies around now - and not many of them any good. Zombie movies have always been my favourite genre but that was only cool when there was fuck all of them around. It's been totally ruined for me!

Posted by: TheChief at March 2, 2010 11:09 AM

Damn. That looks....intense. As an avoided Anglophile, I say leave it to the Brits to get this shit right. Don't have a clue as to who any of those people are, but count me in.

As for turning all my fave Brit movies into TV shows, I say BULLOCKS!!! Same for trying to steal them and repackage them across the pond. The Office is an exception to the rule...DO NOT DO THIS TO DOCTOR WHO or TORCHWOOD. If this happens, I personally propose beginning American Revolution II: The Fight for BBCAmerica

Posted by: dammitjanet at March 2, 2010 11:10 AM

Oh, shit, I meant AVOWED Anglophile. stupid work interrupting my Pajibing

Posted by: dammitjanet at March 2, 2010 11:11 AM

Well, I can see how Nanny McPhee could work serialized, but it would be like a fictional magical version of those "Nanny 911" and "Supernanny" shows, where every week (or every few weeks, if they give it time for plot development with each family) Nanny McPhee saves another family with unruly children, so I don't see why anyone would watch it.

Posted by: Nat Kittyface at March 2, 2010 11:19 AM

What are the good "recent" zombie movies?

28 Days Later
Dawn of The Dead (re-make)
Shaun of the Dead
Zombieland

Any others?

I haven't seen Pontypool, but that sounded like a "zombie" movie and seemed to be received favorably.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at March 2, 2010 11:23 AM

I'm hoping the zombie momentum keeps going just long enough to let the World War Z adaptation and The Walking Dead series become successful. Then it can all go to hell.

Posted by: Snath at March 2, 2010 11:26 AM

I'm hoping the zombie momentum keeps going just long enough to let the World War Z adaptation and The Walking Dead series become successful. Then it can all go to hell.

Posted by: Snath at March 2, 2010 11:26 AM

Yes. I like this.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at March 2, 2010 11:30 AM

I'm hoping the zombie momentum keeps going just long enough to let the World War Z adaptation and The Walking Dead series become successful. Then it can all go to hell.

Posted by: Snath at March 2, 2010 11:26 AM

Yes. I like this.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at March 2, 2010 11:30 AM

AND I DOUBLE LIKE IT!!!

Ok, as for the trailer - "Zombies Go Parkour" is all I see. Very meh.

Posted by: malikvlc at March 2, 2010 11:59 AM

I follow the for real Simon Pegg on Twitter (SHUT UP!) and he says:

@simonpegg: Once again, there are no plans for a Shaun of the Dead TV show or a Shaun of the Dead 2. We are doing a Shaun of the Dead radio series tho.

I call shenanigans.

Posted by: ZombieNurse at March 2, 2010 12:08 PM

@dammitjanet

I believe the word you are seeking is 'bollocks'.

Posted by: a gentlemanne at March 2, 2010 12:24 PM

Meh.

I like zombie movies because they tend to be more action-oriented and not actually, you know, scary. Call me crazy, but I really did enjoy the Resident Evil movies. They were fun and silly and totally hit the spot for me.

This one, though, reminds me too much of a zombie-ified version of Children of Men, and without Clive Owen I just can't work myself up to be interested. Then again, zombies with superpowers who actually do stuff other than walk slowly en masse? Perhaps...

Posted by: Your Mom at March 2, 2010 12:38 PM

First fast zombies and now acrobatic zombies? What's next, zombies with heat vision? Flying zombies? Zombie strippers (wait, we did that one)?

What ever happened to the good ol' days when there were just thousands of them and they were all hungry for brains? They didn't need to tear you to pieces because just a nibble was enough to turn you.

And besides all that, everyone knows it isn't the zombies that are the threat in zombie movies. It's human nature.

Posted by: Name: at March 2, 2010 12:47 PM

First fast zombies and now acrobatic zombies? What's next, zombies with heat vision? Flying zombies? Zombie strippers (wait, we did that one)?

Don't forget the zombies in the new Day of the Dead that ran up walls and across ceilings.

What ever happened to the good ol' days when there were just thousands of them and they were all hungry for brains? They didn't need to tear you to pieces because just a nibble was enough to turn you.

What zombie movies did you watch? They never just nibbled. Their intent wasn't to infect someone. It was to eat them.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at March 2, 2010 1:07 PM

@dammitjanet

I believe the word you are seeking is 'bollocks'.

Posted by: a gentlemanne at March 2, 2010 12:24 PM


Thank you, kind sir. As an ignorant 'merkan I do not always have a proper grasp of the Kings English.

My favorite fully English phrase is....

Bugger off, you bloody sod.

Reference?

Posted by: dammitjanet at March 2, 2010 1:12 PM

I had the unadulterated pleasure of viewing "Tokyo Zombie" on the Chiller channel on Sunday night.

Imagine Bill and Ted type players, one of whom thinks he has stomach cancer and before he dies is trying to convince the other (who has a huge afro) that jiu jistu is the best of all martial arts, and so not-really-dying guy wants afro guy to carry on his jiu jitsu legacy, which doesn't really exist because not-really-dying guy isn't actually famous. Oh, and then there are zombies.

Posted by: Amanda6 at March 2, 2010 2:15 PM

I should have also mentioned that the Japanese-to-English translation dubbing was either wonderfully atrocious, or the Japanese dialogue itself was a hot, sweaty piece of work.

Posted by: Amanda6 at March 2, 2010 2:17 PM

"Imagine Bill and Ted type players, one of whom thinks he has stomach cancer and before he dies is trying to convince the other (who has a huge afro) that jiu jistu is the best of all martial arts, and so not-really-dying guy wants afro guy to carry on his jiu jitsu legacy, which doesn't really exist because not-really-dying guy isn't actually famous. Oh, and then there are zombies."

This has now been officially added to my "To Be Reviewed" list. Thank you for that.

Posted by: TK at March 2, 2010 2:20 PM

I misread the blurb for the trailer. I thought it was about Amish people vs. zombies and was briefly like "fuck yes!"

Posted by: Royalewithcheese at March 2, 2010 2:59 PM

DamnitJanet do you mean Bollocks?
Cos Bullocks...just means bulls...

Posted by: Nadine at March 2, 2010 3:13 PM

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Zombies > Vampires.

I'll take a zombie flick over a vampire flick anyday. Less emo angst, you see.

Posted by: Jelinas at March 2, 2010 4:25 PM

I'll take a zombie flick over a vampire flick anyday. Less emo angst, you see.
Jelinas

On the other hand, a Stephanie Meyer style zombie story would be something worth seeing. Imagine the spectacle of Kristen Bell in the arms (ok, one arm and one bloodied stump) of sparkly, necrotic Edward, her hand gently stroking the skin hanging from his jaw where his cheek used to be.

Posted by: Squirrelgripper at March 2, 2010 5:20 PM

Diestbrawler, your point is well taken. But, I'm not talking about the zombies as if they're real.

The zombies don't need to move fast. They don't need superpowers (they don't need to move slowly either, by the same argument). The danger of a zombie is not that it's going to get you faster than say, a wolf or something. You're not afraid of them because they CAN kill you. You're afraid of them because they WANT to kill you. No matter the movie, there is going to be a cast of survivors; and the focus of these survivors shouldn't have anything to do with how adept the zombies are at killing them. It should have to do with trust, anxiety, and humanity's evil.

Adding new attributes to zombies is pointless to the zombie genre. A movie maker is either going to get it or they're not. The ones that get it don't need a gimmick. The ones that don't...well...

Posted by: Name: at March 2, 2010 5:21 PM

DamnitJanet do you mean Bollocks?
Cos Bullocks...just means bulls...

Posted by: Nadine at March 2, 2010 3:13 PM
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No, no, I've taken Sandra Bullock's name in vain many times.

"Jumpin' Sandra on a pogo stick"

"Sandra H. Bullock"

"Bullock on a crutch"

"Sandra, Mary and Joseph"

"Sand-um Crow"

Like that.

See, I don't like her much. But I'd still see "Sandra Bullock, Zombie Hunter."

Posted by: , at March 3, 2010 12:55 AM

, I KNEW you'd be there for me!!!

Posted by: dammitjanet at March 3, 2010 8:26 AM

My favorite fully English phrase is....

Bugger off, you bloody sod.

Reference?

Reference uncertain, to me anyway - but it does sound awfully like something Spike would have said.

Posted by: Tarn at March 3, 2010 9:11 AM

I think what we need from Hollywood is a Vampire-Zombie movie.

Zombies...that will suck your blood.

It would be great. It'll make the ooga booga creatures that much more scary. Zombies...that suck your blood like vampires?
That's really scary!

Hollywood can send me royalties. They can also figure out the proper mechanisms for turning from a "normal" to a VampiZombiā„¢

The flick will center on a Zombie who just cannot get its Vamp up...and the feelings that go along with that impotence.

This is movie gold people! I'm calling James Cameron right now!
It will have to be in 3D!

Posted by: WhoWhatWhere at March 3, 2010 12:59 PM


















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