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The Crypt vs. The Perfect Sleep

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | June 15, 2009 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | June 15, 2009 |


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Welcome back, folks, to another edition of Pajiba's Trailer Suck Off, the game where we pit two horrible trailers against one another to see which one wins the Golden Suck Statue. First up, is the trailer for The Crypt. It looks like a low-budget horror movie from a man, Craig McMahon, who knows low-budget horror films (see also Machined and Sportkill). It opens June 25th, and the only thing I have to say about The Crypt is that McMahon clearly watched The Descent a few too many times.

And in the other corner, The Perfect Sleep, a movie bouncing around cities right now. It's a noir, and it makes damn sure you know it. It's apparently about a man who knows how to take a beating, but not much else. Kind of incoherent.

Let's suck!




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