Pajiba

...THE FUCK?

Is there some contest between studios to see who can make the dumbest movie?

excuse me, WHAT is happening here?

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

I just dreamed I was hanging out a Paris Hilton's house. Seriously.

Ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick

And some skanky blonde friend of hers was hitting on me. Seriously.

Sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob

In a minute I'll be setting myself on fire. Been nice knowing y'all.

It's totally unbelievable. Who would bother stealing someone else's white chocolate cookies? Those are gross, and not at all worth the trouble.

Chocolate chunk, on the other hand....

You know how in some episodesof South Park, one kid, usually Clyde, when faced with the overwhelming awfulness of their situation, just up and starts bawling out of nowhere?

That's what just happened to me, watching this trailer.

What.
The.
FUCK.
I dont care if it's a short.
I dont care if it's got some funny or quirky message (not that one is apparent from the ad) I dont care.
I want it to END. I want it not to have BEEN.
For starters, he appears to take her cookies more than once. Why in the fuck doesn't she MOVE, or even better, slap that dork in the face, then move? She appears to sit their and let him eat her cookies while making no effort to move the bag.
I'm supposed to care about such a complete and total wet blanket?!

Also, is like, THE ENTIRE THING green screened? Is she wearing a wig? Why is their still a stupid belief that all a woman needs to feel better is chocolate?
Why are we expected to believe the skinny bitch eats a ag of cookies every month!?
to repeat earlier comments

.....the FUCK?!

Question! When he eats the cookie, does he actually consume it, or is it like The Cookie Monster where cookie crumbles fall out of his mouth and he ends up chewing on his own hand?

I just . . . what is . . . who . . . how the . . .
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT?!

I like the redhead. I've never had a redhead.

She could use a bigger rack, though.

I should tell her that ...

Huh. I've STILL never had a redhead.

i feel that if you notice someone is stealing your cookies, and you do not move said bag of cookies to, say, your lap, where the cookie thief cannot get to them well...
those cookies were just asking for it.

If I had a time machine, I would use it right now. Not to go back and unwatch that, or even to go back to before this was made and stop it from ever being produced. I would just go back a few million years and kill a monkey or something, so that mankind never evolves and no humans ever exist to ever possibly think of, create or watch something like that in all of history.

Thank you, Nadine. This is an abomination. I guess they get points for originality for substituting chocolate with cookies. Because God knows, between the PMSing, shoe shopping and baby-having, a girl needs some yummy, forbidden food to keep up her morale. You ever see that commercial where hordes of crazed women are chasing after a cookie delivery truck? I think it's for Oreos or some shit? Like men don't eat Oreos? It's insulting as hell.

Besides, white chocolate sucks, and that girl has never eaten a cookie IN HER LIFE.

1. That trailer has to be a very poor joke.

2. What the fuck hair color is on that chick's head?

3. Eric Roberts is still hot, and I would share my "cookie" with him anytime.

You always catch on so quickly admin.

Carl Orff is going to raise up as a zombie and eat the brains of the motherfuckers who used Fortuna Imperatix Mundi for this piece of shit trailer for an even bigger piece of shit movie. Then he's going to skull fuck their remains, take their cookies and sink back into sweet the embrace of Mother Earth.

always a lurker, I don't know the poem that you're referring to, but I'm guessing it's similar to the 'biscuit' story that Arthur Dent tells Fenchurch about in So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish, in which case this story has been told before, several times, apparently, and in ways a whole lot less shitty.

Ya I read the poem too, GROAN!!!

Just Googled the poem. GUH. My brain just shat itself.

Read the poem.

Where's o. henry when you need him?

Man forced to live out the rest of his life as Eric Roberts.

A fate that no man should ever wish upon his enemies.

I laughed. Really. That smug expression on Roberts face, the music, the cut. Epic!

Of course, you can't take it seriously.

My favorite Eric Roberts movie: By The Sword. Seriously, if you ever get a chance, check it out. It runs on cable a lot. It has F. Murray Abraham. They play fencers.

I can see the scenario in the studio exec conference room:

Studio exec enters.

Studio exec trips and bashes head on side of table.

Sycophants fawn all over him, offer to call 911.

Studio exec refuses to go to hospital.

Studio exec unsteadily walks to end of table sits in cushy chair at head of table.

Studio exec proposes this shit idea for a short.

Sycophants fear losing their jobs in this economy, so all nod their heads and praise studio exec for brilliance.

Short is green-lit.

Short is released.

Pajibans throw selves off bridge.

Fin.

All reaction to this trailer can be summed up with the initial comment reaction:

the fuck?!

I just saw "The Cookie Thief" at a short film festival last night and liked it. It's really funny to read all the ignorant comments posted. If you actually saw the movie you would know what I mean. SPOILER ALERT: For one thing, the Eric Roberts character isn't a cookie thief at all!

ROFL this movie looks good i dont know why yall are bashing it! i'd love to see it. and the red head is really hot. or orange head im not too sure. but anyways how can you guys be so mean cause u didnt even seee it yet. so anyways, if it were a bad movie then why would eric roberts be it? he was in batman and that was good. so those are my two cents worth.