The Brand Spankin' New Star Trek Trailer Will Cumber Your Batch And Zach The Hell Out Of Your Quinto
This here is actually a trailer for the trailer of J.J. Abrams' star fleet sequel, Star Trek Into Darkness. I know, trailers of trailers. Babies having babies. Usually we leave that kind of nonsense alone, but this is Star Trek, and I, personally, am ready to lap up any drops of info that might possibly come our way.
There is an infinitessimally longer Japanese version that you can see here if you want 15 more seconds of Cumberbatchian voice over and rousing, insistent bassoons. (If that's not actually a snatch of The Dark Knight Rises score, it comes awfully close.) The film looks (unsurprisingly) gorgeous, and you have to admit it's exciting to see all the old familiar faces back in uniform. Start Trek Into Darkness opens May 17th, 2013 and the full trailer will be released next week.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)