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The Best Television Promo You'll Ever See in Your Entire Life

By Cindy Davis | Trailers | May 13, 2013 | Comments ()


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Yeah, I know you saw the "Arrested Development" trailer today, but this is better. I don't care if they have an ostrich, we have:

1) An enthusiastic Korean announcer.

2) Lots of people eating stuff which may or may not include human flesh.

3) Sparkly Hannibal.

4) Twinkly Will Graham.

5) Dog washing (and drying).

6) Dogs--either partying, or possibly trying to convey danger to Will Graham.

7) Scribbles.

8) This: Screen Shot 2013-05-13 at 9.58.38 AM.png

9) Will Graham smacking himself on the head with his own (?) pink nail-polished hand.

10) Random blood and guts.


Need I say more?

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Cindy Davis, (Twitter) is tapping her fingers, waiting for NBC to announce the pick-up.

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