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We're Not Done Yet

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (20)

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Sorry folks. Just when you thought it was safe to come back to Pajiba. Apparently, director/lunatic Tom Six wasn’t kidding when he said he was planning on making a sequel to this year’s Human Centipede (First Sequence). Titled Human Centipede (Full Sequence), the second entry involves yet another ass-to-mouth monstrosity, this time with more people.

Human Centipede II: More Assy, More Mouthy. No? Whatever. Moving on.

Anyway, it’s been quite a year for Mr. Six — he’s apparently been getting hatemail, death threats, and people have likened him to Hitler. Which, I mean, really people. It’s a movie. Yes, a pretty fucking twisted one, but still. We’re pulling out the Hitler card? That seems a bit extreme. Especially when you consider that, well, it wasn’t a very good movie. I mean, Six had a unique premise, but lacked the wontons to really do anything with it. It ended up being strangely boring, actually.

So here’s the teaser for (Full Sequence). It is not gross in any way. No, really, it’s not. It’s really just Six talking. Nothing nasty or creepy.

Trust me.









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Comments

Trust me.

No.

Posted by: SB at September 27, 2010 11:14 AM

Never go ass-to-mouth-to-ass-to-mouth-to-ass-to-mouth-to-ass-to-mouth-to-ass-to-mouth-to-ass-to-mouth-to-ass-to-mouth-to-ass-to-mouth-to-ass-to-mouth.

Well, maybe sometimes it's okay.

Posted by: admin at September 27, 2010 11:18 AM

i can't believe a sequel is being made. you hit it right on the head that what stood out most about the film was that it was truly boring.

Posted by: idleprimate at September 27, 2010 11:21 AM

I don't know why I clicked on the story...I am sure as HELL not clicking on the link.

Trust me.

We KNOW you, TK. Ain't no friggin' way.

Posted by: dammitjanet at September 27, 2010 11:35 AM

Trust me.

I'd as soon trust those 2 dbags that made That Which Shall Not Be Named!

Posted by: Fredo at September 27, 2010 11:44 AM

That teaser is nothing short of brilliant. "My litle pony" indeed!

Posted by: dangerous_puff at September 27, 2010 11:47 AM

Well, if he's going for the most boring teaser ever, I have to hand it to him. He's got a contender. It's pretty much 2 minutes of somebody who thinks he's justified masturbating his ego in front of a camera.

Posted by: mb at September 27, 2010 11:50 AM

mb is dead-on. Looks like someone's on track to be the next Michael Bay, ego-wise.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at September 27, 2010 12:04 PM

If you're going to play the "trust me" card you should probably (and I'm just guessing here) not use a video with a screen shot of two bloody people, one with a box over his head. Just sayin.

Posted by: Even Stevens at September 27, 2010 1:26 PM

Did I read it right over the weekend? "First Segment" did $181,000 box office? I don't mean at one theater, I think the story meant the WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY! That's, like, Paris Hilton/Jessica Simpson numbers, isn't it?

The story conjectured that people who didn't want to be seen heading in the "Centipede" door at the Centiplex would have no problem bringing the DVD home, where presumably the other people there already know what a creepy perv you are.

Posted by: , at September 27, 2010 2:11 PM

i'd be more inclined to trust a monkey in a banana stand.

Posted by: stopthemadness aka Angry Black Lady at September 27, 2010 2:24 PM

@stopthemadness-- how could i have been any clearer? THERE'S ALWAYS MONKEY IN THE BANANA STAND!

wow, that AD reference was a lot smoother in my head.

Posted by: caroline at September 27, 2010 3:06 PM

This guy is the next Michael Bay? I'm so fucking sold.

Posted by: Zerath at September 27, 2010 3:07 PM

Sure, the guy is a shit...
and so's his films but...
Plese don't compare him to Hitler.
That's just wrong and stupid.
But comparing him to Michael Bay???!
That's cruel and disgusting
The only people who like Bay movies are
pyromaniacs who giggle with glee as they fondle their shrivelled nuts at the sight of explosions, kids who find incompetent frenetic camera-work exhilarating and "fresh", and morons who think pop-up books are too hard to "figger aout!".

Posted by: HMDK at September 27, 2010 4:03 PM

This man breaks ALL my conventions on which I base my 'trust', as he so humbly puts it. Put aside the fact that he is even more of a terrible actor than a director for a moment, will you and lets examine:

1. He wears a cowboy hat and is neither texan let alone amuricun - I never thought I'd even say that was pardonable by being a yank, but Six proved me wrong, arrogant little fucker.

2. He is COVERED IN BLOOD!!! His blood? Whose blood? Fat boxman's blood? WHOSE BLOOD IS IT?

3. He still manages to look like a pedophile while being contemplative in a carpark

4. YOU CAN HEAR THE MUFFLED ASS-TO-MOUTH CRIES IN THE BACKGROUND!


5. He talks without speaking- He was born without the use of his mouth and just directly implants his speech in our heads instead!

As if I'm going to trust you or 'Martin' you sick sick mofo!!

Posted by: Camilla at September 27, 2010 5:23 PM

Caroline, I love you

Posted by: mae at September 27, 2010 6:59 PM

Holy Christ. That guy is like Douchey McDouche. Fuck him and his cowboy hat.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at September 27, 2010 10:15 PM

@caroline- 'saight. i got it.

::finger point to my eyes, finger point to your eyes::

Posted by: stopthemadness at September 28, 2010 3:43 AM

100% medically inaccurate. Wow, can't wait!

Posted by: Pork Bowl at September 28, 2010 5:11 AM

I'm thinking: Human Centipede Part 3 (The Ouroboros).

Posted by: Verve at September 29, 2010 5:39 AM