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Gods And Robots And Painful Stereotypes

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (24)



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These things are tough, in some ways. It’s a 30 second snapshot — it’s hard enough to make an effective trailer with two minutes. 30 seconds?

Anyway, on to the next round of trailers from yesterday:

Super 8

Typical JJ Abrams. Looks fun, has a sort of E.T. vibe to it, but tells us next to nothing (beyond what we already knew). Still, it should whet some appetites.

The Adjustment Bureau

I love Damon and Blunt. And Terrence Stamp! And John Slatterly! And yet… buzz on this one hasn’t been great. I feel like it’s a concept I should dig, except it was already sorta done (and done well) in Dark City. I’m hoping it’ll be good.

Cowboys And Aliens

Some new stuff here — and everything I see about this makes me giddy. It just looks like a good fuckin’ time.

Rango

The second dose of Depp. Weird as hell, but it looks like fun. Definitely the winner among the animated movie trailers.

Battle: Los Angeles

It’d be super awesome if this ends up being good, especially after I was brainraped by Skyline.

Transformers: Dark Of The Moon

Michael Bay’s been on damage control mode since Revenge Of The Fallen flushed itself into theaters. This one is typical Bay — artful explosions, dirty sweaty people, and a pretty girl standing looking scared as things ‘asplode behind her. That final shot was pretty fuckin’ sweet though, and it looks like Bay is amping up the destruction factor in this one, which is hard to believe. Now if he could get someone other than a methed-up epileptic to edit the damn thing. Oh, and did I see a giant flying robot dinosaur? Because that pleases me.

Rio

But don’t you worry! If you were concerned at the lack of painful ethnic stereotyping, Rio is here to answer your prayers. Fuck you and die, George Lopez.

Thor

Considering we’ve already seen a five-minute sort-of trailer for Thor, this was cool, but nothing too new except for the shot of the frost giant at the end. Still, I’m psyched for it.









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Comments

Will Roger Waters duke it out with Michael Bay over the title of that Transformers movie? Throw in some David Gilmour and a little "Pink Floyd's reuniting" buzz and it's a media goldmine for everyone.

Posted by: mswas at February 7, 2011 11:11 AM

I love how Super 8 nails early Spielberg, right down to the John Williams-esque music. I'm sold on that one.

Posted by: DoctorControversy at February 7, 2011 11:13 AM

I hope Olivia Wilde gets blowed up, real gooood.

Posted by: sars at February 7, 2011 11:15 AM

I know that TF3 is going to be total shite, but that was a trailer that I had to watch like 5 times, & not just because the action is so indiscernable.

Posted by: the new transported man at February 7, 2011 11:16 AM

Something is wrong. Very wrong. Because that Transformers clip was pretty freaking sweet... I'm sure the movie will be terrible.

Posted by: Zeff at February 7, 2011 11:31 AM

The trailers for His Bayness' Transformers flicks always look good. As much as we like to rag on him -- and he deserves it -- the man is talented at doing what he does, which is visceral filmmaking. Trailers (and music videos, and commercials) are the perfect venue for that style. Hence, awesome trailers but Orlando Bloomtastic films.*

In general, the slate of big 2011 films has me much more excited than 2010 did. I may actually be going more to the theater more than twice this summer. At the very least, Marvel's going to kick some ass this year; hopefully X-Men: First Class won't be the weak spot.

Posted by: RobP at February 7, 2011 11:43 AM

* That joke works better on the previous trailer thread.

Posted by: RobP at February 7, 2011 11:44 AM

Bay works in trailer form because you don't need to worry about acting, or plot when you can just cram as much action is a trailer as possible.

Posted by: Matt at February 7, 2011 11:50 AM

"just cram as much action in a trailer as possible."

Fixed.

Posted by: Matt at February 7, 2011 11:51 AM

Super 8 trailer has a truly horrible music...however watchign Gary Hobson fight aliens? How can I miss it

Cowboys and Aliens...is that a nude Olivia Wilde at a bonfire party?

Thor looks fucking awesome. Great action and Natalie Portman and Jaimie Alexander look hot as hell

Posted by: YesPlease at February 7, 2011 11:51 AM

i'm sold on super 8

i find it amusing, with all the love people have for superhero movies, action blockbusters etc, that there is such loud unanimous hate for the transformer movies.

they're fun and silly. and i thought the second one was funner and sillier. they are movies based on toys. the plot can't get higher concept--theirs robots, and they fight robots.

of course i never watched the cartoon or played with the toys, so i have no childhood to be raped by these extravaganzas.

I just can't help but feel, somewhere someone decided arbitrarily to hate these, and a snowball thing happened, and now it is cultural canon among the cool kids.

Posted by: idleprimate at February 7, 2011 11:53 AM

Super 8 got me with Kyle Chandler. Coach Taylor forever.

Posted by: jM at February 7, 2011 12:00 PM

idleprimate, I don't dislike the Transformers movies out of some sense of nostalgia, or because they naughty-touched my childhood. I dislike them because they're terrible fucking movies.

And the reason I like Iron Man, The Dark Knight, etc., isn't just because they're superhero movies, but because they're good movies.

Transformers was technically impressive (although dizzyingly assembled, and that's not a compliment), but the writing, acting, and near everything else was goddamn atrocious.

Posted by: The Other Agent Johnson at February 7, 2011 12:04 PM

Harrison Ford and Daniel Craig together in a western sci-fi...

My panties WILL spontaneously combust.

Posted by: latvianluck at February 7, 2011 12:04 PM

Not quite Idle, It's a movie based on toys, based on a pretty fantastic animated series. But to be fair my hate for transformers has nothing to do with those terrible movies. It's based in a deep rooted loathing of everything Michael Bay chooses to squeeze from his explosion filled anus.

Posted by: Blank at February 7, 2011 12:10 PM

So Transformers didn't look like the worst thing ever. It looked like maybe this time you could see what the hell was going on, which would be nice. Plus, no Megan Fox. I think I'll watch it eventually (not in theaters, good god), depending on reviews. Can't be worse than the second one. Right?

Fucking Rio thing. Yet ANOTHER movie where an animal can't do some random animal thing, and then he learns how to do some human thing, he's rejected but then accepted and there's some dance number at the end. Fuck that noise.

Posted by: Figgy at February 7, 2011 12:15 PM

Also, it's too bad that Thor and Batman will never be in a movie together.

Actually...probably a good thing, because I don't think I could take that much excitement.

Posted by: Figgy at February 7, 2011 1:30 PM

Every time I see a Rango trailer, I get this feeling that it'll be the next How to Train Your Dragon. This excites me to no end, but I know the Eloquents will fucking hate it.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at February 7, 2011 1:49 PM

So, in my part of Spain I see posters for Rango all over the place. And they all prominently feature the name of Johnny Depp. But the Spanish also dub all of their movies, so there will be literally no Johnny Depp in the Spanish release of Rango But they're using his name to sell the movie to Spaniards. But Spaniards can only get excited about hearing the voice of the guy who usually dubs over Johnny Depp movies while they, this time, don't see Johnny Depp.

Advertising confuses me.

Posted by: coryo at February 7, 2011 3:09 PM

Spot on. The first thing I said when I saw the Super 8 trailer was 'Wow that looks like e.t.' then things started exploding.

Posted by: camytaru at February 7, 2011 3:36 PM

Super 8 was the most surprising because it didn't look how I expected it to. I was expecting a found footage handycam movie and it looked, yes, very much like vintage Spielberg. Pretty excited about that one. I hated Transformers 2 but I have to admit, part 3 has a kick ass trailer. Movie will probably be self important ass but I do have slight hope. Battle LA and Cowboys & Aliens both look fantastic. The superhero flicks look ok. I doubt I'll see any of those in the theater.

Where was Green Lantern?

Posted by: TylerDFC at February 7, 2011 4:23 PM

I hate that trailer voice.

"Th-ehhhss Spr-ehhhhng..."

Posted by: Bumtank at February 7, 2011 5:15 PM

Bad movie titles annoy the hell out of me, and we are in a golden age of bad movie titles.

Battle: Los Angeles is just a horrible title. They decided to make their big budget alien invasion movie sound like a second tier video game.

The Battle of Los Angeles

That's the title you were looking for, guys. Classic. Timeless. Iconic.

You tried to make it hip and you made it Epic: The Fail.

Posted by: The Mutt at February 7, 2011 10:08 PM

Harrison Ford and Daniel Craig together in a western sci-fi...

My panties WILL spontaneously combust.

Posted by: latvianluck at February 7, 2011 12:04 PM

Add in a little Nathan Fillion and my HEAD will spontaneously combust.

Posted by: randomlurker at February 8, 2011 1:34 PM