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Trailers | February 27, 2009 | Comments (23)


Hi. Here is a trailer for Sunshine Cleaning. It stars Amy Adams and Emily Blunt. They are very pretty. It also stars Alan Arkin. He is not pretty. The movie was made by the producers of Little Miss Sunshine. Those guys really like Sunshine! **** The movie debuted last year at Sundance. It will now get a limited release into theaters. If you live in Dubuque, you will not be able to see it unless you fly to a better city. I would take all your belongings. No one should live in Dubuque.

Will you be my partner on “Biggest Loser”?

Sunshine Cleaning is about two house cleaners who improve their career. They decide to clean the houses of dead people. After they are dead. Dead people have really messy houses. Also, sometimes, there is lots of blood. Blood is very difficult to remove from carpet fibers. It is also hard to remove from novelty bowling shirts after you have bludgeoned someone to death with a ball peen hammer. However, that is not important. The trailer is important. It contains a song by The Decembrists. The Decembrists are a very pleasing musical band.

She went from the dildo through the kitchen **** with my eyes intent!

Please watch the trailer. Thank you. Come again.









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Comments

I knew those motherfuckers worked for you.

Posted by: CIndy at February 27, 2009 10:32 AM

It's a nice riff, but you forgot to include...

COW NOSES!

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Posted by: Jerce at February 27, 2009 10:40 AM

At last, it begins.

Read more at ****prepareforliquificationfleshlings . com****

Posted by: SpamBot Apocalypse at February 27, 2009 10:42 AM

That movie looks positively adorable. Damn you Spambot!

Posted by: Irina at February 27, 2009 10:54 AM

At first I thought that it was my cold medicine messing with my brain, but it was SkyNet the whole time.

Hasta la vista, meatbags!

Posted by: branded at February 27, 2009 10:54 AM

Jerce: Strange, I always thought those were very happy Kirbys all lined up in a nice little row.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at February 27, 2009 10:56 AM

They are very beautful! They have seen chatting at ***apocalypsemate.c0m*** i uploaded my recent photos on the famous site apocalypsemate.c0m under the name Penus Flamethrower. She was said to be fond of internet recently.

Posted by: tt_mariebot at February 27, 2009 10:56 AM

You know, this and the Skynet ads on my page, are seriously making me worried. Sam Waterson was RIGHT! I must hide my prescription meds!

Posted by: jM at February 27, 2009 11:04 AM

It also stars Alan Arkin. He is not pretty.

Not pretty? Spambot... PREPARE TO DIE.

Posted by: Sabrina at February 27, 2009 11:15 AM

I really want to see this film. It just looks so good. Worst case scenario? Maybe it's just that fluffy kind of goo like The Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio that might give you a cutesy sick feeling afterward, like you ate too much candy. And that's not always a bad thing.

On a completely shallow note: Amy Adams is so hot in this trailer. Emily Blunt is always hot. Two more solid reasons to watch.

Posted by: Robert at February 27, 2009 11:27 AM

Spambot, thanks for sharing this trailer. It brought some sunshine to a grey day. I will look for this movie to come to one of the local independent theatres about six months after its release.

Posted by: tamatha at February 27, 2009 11:33 AM

Good to know!
And thousands of sincere and serious tall people I met on ___Tallloving C om___ are the most amazing people I ever met! they care nothing but real love and chemistry! that's what we are looking for in today's world!

Posted by: david at February 27, 2009 12:23 PM

Spambot, couldn't you just post links to depraved sex acts, and then steal my identity like your fellow spambots. That would be so much less painful.

Posted by: George at February 27, 2009 12:32 PM

Fuckers! Never heard of it before, blissful in my own ignorance, now I have to pack all my shit, move to a "better" city, and wait for it to open. Way to ruin my life, dicks!

Posted by: gforcetwo at February 27, 2009 1:28 PM

Oh! and COW NOSES!

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Posted by: gforcetwo at February 27, 2009 1:29 PM

Who knew that murder/crime scenes could be so cuuute! I wonder if Alan Arkin has a nude scene in it? Riding a rainbow unicorn?

Posted by: Odnon at February 27, 2009 1:34 PM

I'm sorry, Amy Adams and Emily Blunt in a movie together, no matter how funny it is, is a total fail...unless there's a lesbian makeout scene. It's totally justified too: The film is named "Sunshine Cleaning", nothing but sunshine comes out of Amy Adams' hoo-hah, so Emily Blunt gets to clean it. Simple, easy, pant-happy fun; no?

Posted by: Mike R. at February 27, 2009 1:49 PM

Sunshine comes out of Amy Adams' booty hole. Pure joy and love come from her hoo hah.

Posted by: Shane at February 27, 2009 11:14 PM

Looks wonderful, and the inclusion of "The Crane Wife" makes everything better!

Posted by: AudioSuede at February 28, 2009 12:24 AM

Wasn't this already done 10+years ago? I think Tarantino had something to do with it. I remember getting it from a small independent video store and Tarantino doing the intro to the film. Same story- poor young woman cleans up homes, stores, etc. where people died. I wish I could remember the name of the film.

Posted by: mandabear at February 28, 2009 4:34 PM

Wasn't this already done 10+years ago? I think Tarantino had something to do with it. I remember getting it from a small independent video store and Tarantino doing the intro to the film. Same story- poor young woman cleans up homes, stores, etc. where people died. I wish I could remember the name of the film. Aha! Curdled!

Posted by: mandabear at February 28, 2009 4:37 PM

Spambot,

I have a letter from the Debt Reconciliation Committee of Nigeria hanging on my cube wall. It's written better than your shit.

Thank you.

Posted by: bucdaddy at February 28, 2009 11:14 PM

Debt Reconciliation Committee of Nigeria

i lost my coffee through my nose over that shit.
thank you

Posted by: courtney 1 at March 1, 2009 12:10 AM


















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