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By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | January 7, 2009 |

I hadn’t planned on bringing the trailer suck-off back so soon, having inflicted the first very painful one on you yesterday. But, it’s January, and the trailers are harder to watch than geriatric armpit intercourse. So, here are two more trailers for you to judge — you can vote at the bottom. I was surprised at how well Brittany Murphy fared yesterday, but I have a feeling there won’t be much of a contest today. The first trailer is for George Romero’s Of the Dead. That’s the name of the movie. He apparently couldn’t think of a noun to place in front of it, and I’m afraid that the trailer — despite the presence of zombies — doesn’t really suggest it deserves a noun (can it possibly be worse than Diary of the Dead? I think it can). Don’t go letting the name Romero and the presence of zombies influence your vote.

The second trailer is for Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li. I’m not sure how many Street Fighter movies have been made now — I’d approximate 92 — but they decided to give up the roman numerals and hire Michael Clarke Duncan (and wasn’t Street Fighter the original video game adaption? Or was it Mortal Kombat? Maybe it was Super Mario Bros?) Anyway, the movie also stars Kristen Kreuk, Chris Klein, and Moon Bloodgood, but they’re barely in the trailer.

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