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Spy Kids 4: All The Time In The World Trailer: Wherein The Spy Kids Betray Their Parents, Destroy Their Masters, And Blood Runs Through The Streets

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (13)

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Oh, how I wish that header were true.

I don’t even know why I’m writing this up. Mainly because it’s a slow-ass news day and people are probably getting sick of the 76 different X-Men trailers. I don’t have kids, don’t want kids, don’t even particularly like kids. I dig the occasional Pixar flick, or anything done by Brad Bird, but otherwise, I’m pretty sure that kids movies are not meant for me. I damn sure won’t see a kids movie in the theater, mainly due to, well, see the aforementioned dislike of the little humanoid vermin. I saw the first Spy Kids movie, and I think I remember kind of enjoying it, but I might have been drunk.

But I sort of respect Robert Rodriguez’s efforts with the Spy Kids franchise — he wants to do something for the little ones, something that isn’t just gunfights and sprays of blood. And I appreciate that he’s likely single-handedly keeping Latino actors in work. So I guess I’ve got nothing against that. It’s just that, well, they look so bread and circus-y, you know? But what the hell do I know.

Anyway, here’s the trailer for the fourth (!) entry in the franchise, Spy Kids 4: All The Time In The World. It looks very similar to the prior ones, only with a talking dog and Jessica Alba. The cast is otherwise pretty aces — Joel McHale, Danny Trejo, Antonio Banderas, a few other ones, including the original Spy Kids, Alexa Vega and Daryl Sabara. Compared to 90% of the other kiddie fare out there, it’s practically brilliant, but that’s scant praise. I dunno. Parents, people who are more qualified to judge (translation: everyone), whaddaya think?









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Comments

Oh TK! If we weren't both married I would totally want to not have babies with you.

Posted by: PaddyDog at June 1, 2011 10:44 AM

Played the trailer with the sound off and the main title theme to "Koyaanisqatsi" playing in another window. I thought it would have made me laugh, but instead it made me sad as it seemed more like an apocalyptic final push to the end of good cinema of any type.

We are doomed, the end is upon us.....and will probably in "glorious" 3-D no less.

Posted by: bleujayone at June 1, 2011 10:54 AM

I can never watch the Spy Kids films again after seeing Daryl Sabara do a very convincing job of playing a prostitot on Criminal Minds. Ruined FOR EVER.

Posted by: Nadine at June 1, 2011 12:41 PM

wat the hell happened to Alexa Vega?

Posted by: haplo at June 1, 2011 2:37 PM

What do I think? I think it looks fucking retarded.

I also think that Alexa Vega got fucking hot.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at June 1, 2011 3:25 PM

Dude, stop using fucking Yahoo. Their players don't load for shit.

Posted by: Illuminatus at June 1, 2011 3:57 PM

So this is "Spy Kids: The Next Generation", right?

Okay. Just so I'm clear.

Posted by: Green Lantern at June 1, 2011 4:37 PM

The first Spy Kids film was excellent parent + kid fare, not least due to the presence of Carla Gugino as the hottest Mom ever.

The subsequent films blew chunks on a grand scale. I fear for this.

I understand the physics of it (yes, I'm a nerd), but 4D. Seriously?

Posted by: trib at June 1, 2011 4:52 PM

Is that the dog from Mike and Molly?

Posted by: lostdwarf at June 1, 2011 7:33 PM

Erm, listen up little brat kid from the trailer, Lena Olin was the best spy mum ever....

Posted by: Sage at June 1, 2011 8:30 PM

I am thoroughly disappointed Joel McHale is not a spy in this.

Posted by: Shibuyama at June 1, 2011 8:49 PM

Hey, TK, you know what you can do on a slow-ass news day?
FINISH THE CHOOSE YOUR OWN SOUNDTRACK SERIES....

I mean, c'mon...

Posted by: Leroy Grey at June 2, 2011 2:55 AM

Kind of missed an opportunity to crunch the cereal after that "game on" line. Maybe punch in during that conversation, line, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, whoosh next bit. Just sayin.

Posted by: HappyGobo at June 2, 2011 7:12 PM