The Good News: Rumer Willis Is Gonna Meet a Violent Demise
The Sorority Row trailer just arrived. A remake of House on Sorority Row, the films tracks five sorority girls - Briana Evigan, Leah Pipes, Jamie Chung, Margo Harshman, and ... Rumer Willis - whose innocent prank on a frat boy accidentally turns deadly (it's a roofie prank! And the frat boy kills her with a tire iron!). The sorority girls agree to keep the death a secret; however, a mystery killer arrives and thwarts their plans at graduation.
Carrie Fisher plays the House mom.
There's absolutely no reason to see the movie, except for the fact that Rumer Willis is going to play the Paris Hilton role in House of Wax, which means she'll get the most brutally fantastic death. Though it's a remake of House on Sorority Row, the movie looks more like another I Know What You Did Last Summer sequel, only with a tire iron instead of a fisherman's hook. Because tire irons don't puncture, the bludgeon. Also, I'll grant they look kind of cool flying through the air.
From what I understand, ShoWest theatrical exhibitors' convention is also set to name the film's four female leads - including Rumer Willis - as its 2009 Female Stars of Tomorrow.
We are so incredibly fucked. Future World: Find your inner supernova.
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