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Holy Mother.

I think your estimate of $14 is high by about $8.25 or so.

Maaaan, I haven't seen anything that shitty since...probably about 1982, which, seriously, is about the year I'd have guessed this trailer was shot.

What... what just happened? I feel like maybe somebody slipped me a mickey, or something... Was that woman at the beginning crippled? I don't understand why she was slithering... and I have no idea what this movie is about. Though if I had to guess from the music, I'd say it was some kind of sequel to one of the Halloween movies. My God, that may be the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. Really. And that's saying something.

VER-SAYSSSS!!!
Actually, I have been to some hilarious midnite screenings of the original, where a theater full of screaming 'fans' can quote whole sections of dreadful dialogue, sort of like 'RockyHorror' crossed with 'Valley of the Dolls'...and I did once really like the work of Paul Verhoeven and Joe Eszterhas. Oh Nomi..how profaned your legacy.I gotta agree, the trailer was torture.

This is 70's Euro porn. You can't fool me. Nice try.

Yeah, That was rrhhhheeeaaalllyy bad...

Is it April 1 already?

It shows they are really trying to get it right.

This is not a 'sequel' to *shudder* Showgirls, this is a Euro sub-porno (i.e. a bit of tit, and maybe a hint of the good stuff) trading on the good name of said movie. And actually making Showgirls look like a well made film.

Btw, the girl at the start can't be paraplegic, she's using her legs to move. That's how good the acting in this godtopus-forsaken piece of shit is.

They even skimped on the weights. "A two pounder shoulds be enough, ja? "Ja, we'll makes it more sinisters in editing"

That was a powerfully awful trailer. I gave it a shot because I thought the girl in the photo looked like Amy Smart, but there's nothing Smart about this movie at all.

I love Twitchy Mcgee, the guy who shoots the two people in the bar. I bet he thinks he looks like Pacino in Godfather but he looks more like Katharine Hepburn in On Golden Pond.

I still don't know what this is about. There was apparently a girl who didn't have the use of her legs crawling to where she was beaten by a third rate Tilda Swinton knockoff. Then some dancers, then Vegas, then a failed coke buy, then some more dancers and finally a car pulls up. Was it a car ad? I have no freakin clue. I've had Patron and Del Taco dumps that were clearer than this.

I am saddened that they took a classic and tainted its name by attaching this clusterfuck to it. You mock the names of Berkeley, Davi and Gershon and all the brilliant work they stood for. For shame.

This makes that bird movie from yesterday look like a fucking masterpiece.

wow, that video was amazing. and it just kept going and going. and you forgot to mention there is a dog in the girl on girl scene! also, that girl sucking the nectar off her fingers looked like Pink. and holy crap, when the weird colors stopped and it went to flesh tones it actually got worse. freaking. amazing.

I am strangely intrigued by the music.
Anyone know what song that is??

Jesus fuck.

I watched that pile steam away right to the end, hoping that I'd at least get a Rick Roll payoff, but no.

Instead I got shite Euro porn sans penetration.

And then a Maserati in a parking garage.

I'm actually looking forward to going to work now.

Fuck you Movieline.

Haters. Ur just mad because theyr hot and ur soooooo ugly. U wish u hot like me then u could make skeevy movies too.

Wow. That was spectacularly lame. Was that Vegas footage from someone's home movie collection? The freakin' Stardust doesn't even exist anymore.

There was a "Seinfeld" episode that talked about good naked vs. bad naked. The original "Showgirls" was mostly bad naked. This trailer merits a completely new designation for naked...perhaps "the kind that makes you want to go celibate."

The Return.
It's called Showgirls: The Return
Like the original Showgirls was a horror movie or something. Warning: Showgirls: The Return will not only contain graphic amounts of nudity, cheesy editing, and horrible kill scenes, but the dancers are just plain old strippers now. Strippers that kill. Kill. KILL.

I'ma see it.

Wow. I watch bad movies for fun all the damn time, but this thing... Wow.

And I gotta disagree with the budget posted above. Here's my take: this is basically The Hangover but real. A bunch of douches and sluts went to Vegas, spent a week or two black out drunk/high, woke up with no money nor any memory of anything save for the footage shot on a few video cameras. And an old Amiga on which to edit it all together.

Drunken Vegas Debacle: 20 mil

Movie: the least brain dead douche spent a month's worth of spare time slapping this thing together.

I've just spent more time thinking about the making of this film than the actual makers of this film did.

I'd ask for someone to hold me, but this trailer has made me fear human contact.

Huh. The damn thing's so bad that even George Lucas wouldn't attach his name to it. 'Geoff Schapp' indeed.

Jeg så dit indlæg er det så interessant at se og fuldt med masser af sjov og glæde, hvor meget jeg syntes jeg kan ikke forklare det. Det er forbløffende.