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She's Out of My League Now She's Out of My F**king League, C*cksu*ker

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (23)

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You guys remember the trailer for She’s Out of My League we posted a couple of weeks ago? Terrible looking romantic comedy starring Jay Baruchel as a dweeby TSA dude who gets involved with a super-hot blonde? (That, by the way, is the entire premise of the movie). That trailer looked horrific, but now in an effort to drum up some enthusiasm, they’ve released a Red Band trailer.

It’s basically the same trailer with eight additional curse words (if you count the chorus of “fuck yous” as one profanity). And guess what? Eight swear words does not make a shitty movie look any less shitty. If only it were that easy. If it were, Disney would be jumping on that trend like pie on Jason Biggs’ jock: The Princess and the Frog would be The Motherfucking Princess and the Motherfucking Frog; Old Dogs would’ve been Old Ass Dogs; and Pixar’s Up would’ve been Up Yours, Asshole.

That’s kind of fun. Give it a shot. It’s gotta beat watching this trailer:









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Comments

'Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane' would have been a better title for that movie.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at January 30, 2010 1:26 PM

Freaky Fuckin' Friday
Bam Motherfucking Bi
Winnie the Shit

Posted by: Meghan at January 30, 2010 2:34 PM

Why did they have to use that Weezer song in the trailer? That song is ruined for me now.

Fuck.

Posted by: MikeG at January 30, 2010 2:39 PM

"Jason Biggs’ jock".

Hahaha you guys are funny. Jason Biggs wearing a jock? You don't need thick, elastic cotton to control his manhood. Methinks a napkin and a rubber band ought to do the trick. Did you watch Saving Silverman? Amanda Peet was fucking him.

Also Mike G, you need not worry about Weezer. They've a) ruined themselves, and b) a movie can't ruin a song unless people actually see it.

WELL GOD DAMN YOU HALF-JAPANESE GIRLS,
YOU DO IT TO ME EVER-Y TIME.

El Scorcho 4Evah!

Posted by: D-Day at January 30, 2010 3:31 PM

No F**king Country for Old-A*s Men
F**king Avatar
True Goddamn Lies
The Tonight Show with Jay C*cks*cking Leno
The Real F**king World

Posted by: The Wanderer at January 30, 2010 4:23 PM

Forgetting That Bitch Sarah Motherfucking Marshall Who Gave Me Herpes YOU BITCH WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT I LOVED YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE.

In theaters March 16th!

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at January 30, 2010 5:20 PM

Iron Fucking Man 2 with More Ass-Kicking Robot Suit Action starring Robert God Damn Downey Jr who will Fuck Your Girlfriend Well and Wink at your Shitty Loser Ass on the way out.

4th of Fucking July Weekend. DON'T BE A FUCKING LOSER DICKWADS, BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!

BITCHES

Posted by: D-Day at January 30, 2010 5:28 PM

Shuttah Fackin Islan: with Fackin Leo and Mawky Ruffalo. Its like one paht Depahted, one paht that ahful Halle Bahrry movie whea she was in the mental hospital. BUT IT WON'T SUCK CAWK I CAN TELL YA DAT BRA!

Scorsese! MAHTTY SCORSESE! SAWX! WELKAH! DICAPRIAH!

p.s. I love cursing *swoon*

Posted by: D-Day at January 30, 2010 5:31 PM

Hey Dustin, you fucker, WHERE'S THE FUCKING TRAILER? HUH?

Posted by: Jerce at January 30, 2010 6:47 PM

D-Day, I love YOU.

What a perfect present, the day I fly back to Boston! I can smell the harbor already. (Yes, the stench reaches that far.)

Posted by: ziggy at January 30, 2010 6:49 PM

Nice tries, yinz-all, but really, LindsEy nailed it on the first comment. Everyone else? Tied for second.

Posted by: , at January 30, 2010 8:27 PM

*Kisses Ziggy*

These "nerdy guy gets the hot chick" rom-coms don't work anymore. Single-handedly ruined by one recent development:

THE GUY WHO PLAYED FLIPPER FUCK BOY (imdb proof here http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0034309/) MARRIED CHRISTINA "MY TITS SHOULD BE A PRESCRIBED CURE FOR CLINICAL DEPRESSION" HENDRICKS.

I still don't get it. Is Saffron pulling one over this schlub? That guy must have a Lassiter somewhere...

Posted by: D-Day at January 30, 2010 8:31 PM

That Whore Alice in Fucking Wonderland
Get. Off. My. Goddamnmotherfucking Plane!
Bugger This for a Game of We Were Soldiers
Master and Commander: Shit, We've Sailed Fucking Far: And We're Out of Fucking Limes: Shit Shit Shit
The That Fucking Hurt, You Motherfucker, Locker
That Asswipe, The Graduate
Saving That Fucker, Private Ryan
Twilight

btw, I'm advocating that Twilight become a profanity.

This is even more fun than the In My Pants game!

Posted by: BiblioGeek at January 31, 2010 3:01 AM

Awwww thanks Big Daddy. {nipplehummer}

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at January 31, 2010 4:30 AM

Check out the this rolls off your tongue...

Gone with the Motherfucking Wind

Posted by: East Coast Ugly at January 31, 2010 10:34 AM

Cum White Snow and the Seven Dwarves.

Posted by: superasente at January 31, 2010 11:02 AM

Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

Posted by: superasente at January 31, 2010 11:04 AM

Gonad the Barbarian

Posted by: superasente at January 31, 2010 11:05 AM

Monty Python and the Holy Shit You Thought It Was Just a Harmless Little Rabbit Didn't You?

Posted by: Sirius at January 31, 2010 5:33 PM

Goddamn Yankees
Mr. Wooden Cock
Hand Cock
Batman Begins Fucking Your Shit Up
Queer as Fuck
The Fucked Up Case of Benjamin Button
Patton: A Tough Son of a Bitch
Fuck You, Charlie Brown
Schindler's List of Kykes
El laberinto del fauno que jode
Octopussy
Meet the Fuckers
Live Free or Fuck You
Twelve Pissed-Off Men
Raging Bullshit
Olboy Fucks His Daughter, Holy Shit
She's Gotta Have Cock


Posted by: frank at January 31, 2010 6:02 PM

Gibson just stenciled the "of Kykes" onto his DVD of Schindler's List himself.

He also shelves it with his fantasy films.

(I feel uncomfortable just typing that word. Gibson, I mean.)

Posted by: becks at January 31, 2010 7:02 PM

Titanic Cunt: The Anne Coulter Story

Posted by: Bizarro Sofía at January 31, 2010 7:07 PM

who fucking cut the wind
who cares if benji is bi-curious
titanic,where everyone gets fucked
meet the motherfuckers and there fucking offspring
inthedependsday

Posted by: jeff at February 1, 2010 10:23 AM