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...aaaaaaaaaaand then they get stranded and have to gut Samantha and crawl inside to keep warm. After applying body condoms to avoid getting Tauntaun herpes.

I expected a most of that, but the model stomp in the desert was just too much. Pass.

As a fan of Sex and the City (I know, I'm sorry!), I actually liked the first movie. But, this story and these characters are so tired. It just doesn't work anymore. I predict this movie will go on the way Bridget Jones 2 did. A complete embarrassment. And Kim Cattrell...please wear sleeves. Thank you.

Is this what feminism was all about? The culmination of it was Twilight and Sex in the City? Wow. At this rate we might jeopardise women's right to vote all over again. Who the hell comes up with these ideas and who pays to watch them???

I bet the suffragettes are turning in their grave.

At least there was the vampire Bad Days trailer to make up for it.

I respectfully submit that Family Guy has said all that needs to be said on the subject:

"So, this show's about 3 hookers and their mom?"

There is something wrong with me. I cannot stop watching this show and the movie. AND I don't even like the characters. I hate Samantha (and Kim Cattrall has always been the fug--even way back in the day with "Porky's" and "Mannequin"), I want to punch Charlotte in her simpering mouth, Miranda is too cockblocking cynical to live, and Carrie? Is all three of them wrapped in tiny pretty clothes. You can put poo in a box and tie it with a pretty bow but it's still gift-wrapped shit.

See that? I hate them but I can't stop watching. They are crack, they are meth, they are straining the cigs out of the beer bottle with your teeth so you can get drunk again and I. Can't. Stop.

Help me.

Shonda, you are 20% of what is wrong with American society. The other 80% are those who don't even realise they're watching a turd.

But seriously, the more you watch it the more they'll come up with this stuff. Stop already!

I'll try, pitchfork, I'll try. I won't pay to see the movie but I can't guarantee I won't watch it on cable, late at night, when no one is around. "It's just a little bit. I can quit anytime I want."

Oh, this is going to be AWESOME.

In the next scene a group of mounted tribal warriors whisk down on our hapless ladies and toss burkahs over their 1/2 naked asses. Tied to the backs of camels they are transported across the desert to be sold as sex slaves on the black market. Samantha considers it an upward move career wise.

I've been to the desert on a horse with no name....

I will go see this movie in the hopes that finally, one out of four of these women will wind up with a man who's actually attractive. I guess my best hope is Samantha? Who is 50+ and a bitch.

As I'm approaching 40 and am also a bitch, I watch this movie and imagine myself dressed fabulously in designer clothes, shod in gorgeous shoes, banging a man half my age and model/diva stomping my way through the desert.

This is why women still go to see these movies. It's the sickest, worst sort of escapism, but we can't help ourselves. Now back to my regular life of Payless loafers and ramen noodles. I bid you good day.

My wife made me to sit through the first Sex and The City movie as punishment for pissing her off. (I swear I had no idea that stash of M&M's were for PMS emergencies only) But if I have to sit through another one will that qualify as spousal abuse, mental cruelty, or just cinematic S&M foreplay?

When I said, "Thank you sir, may I have another?" I didn't mean it.

At this rate we might jeopardise women's right to vote all over again.

Yes, angrywoman. We might, because it was always completely right to argue that silly, frivolous and sentimental women were not persons under the law. It was perfectly fine to say that anyone wearing a skirt, especially those that cared about that skirt, proved their inequality and stupidity. It is enshrined in the law of developed countries all over the world that the right to vote is inextricably linked to utter seriousness, leg hair, and khakis.

Some would tell me that one of the goals of feminism is to show that women can act in feminine ways while remaining intelligent, contributing members of society. To those people I say: Get me a drink, wench. Let's go watch Law Abiding Citizen. No giggling.

/sarcasm

I love you JK!

Aw, I love you guys too! But let's save some love for angrywoman. She's so... angry.

Oh, fuck off. Fuck OFF.

Yes, it is lame, in the way that those shitty MALE movies are fucking lame. But you know what? They make FORTY of those fucking male movies for every ONE of these fucking female movies, so you know, I'm just really not in the mood to hear any goddamned misogynistic bullshit about it. Really.

And I am REALLY not in the mood to hear ANY fucking bullshit about Sarah Jessica Parker's looks. The fact that she DOESN'T look like EVERY OTHER MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMNED COOKIECUTTER BARBIEDOLL MOVIE STAR SINCE GODDAMNED BRIGITTE FUCKING BARDOT is suddenly SUCH an insult to you cocksuckers, isn't it? How DARE they force you to look at someone whose face isn't oval perfection and whose nose hasn't been shaved down to the standard Hollywood PERK?

Christ on a motherfucking crutch. Every time someone comes along and attains any sort of prominence in Hollywood without fitting into the stereotypical female beauty mold, the barrage of insults is INEVITABLE AS RAIN IN MOTHERFUCKING SEATTLE. Because, hey, how you gonna keep 'em down in their place if they're not feeling insecure as all goddamned get out? What the fuck would happen in women in Hollywood didn't rush to the fucking plastic surgeon's office the minute they saw the first signs of falling out of the 18-26 year-old Barbie Doll range accepted by all you armchair critics -- and, of course, the parade of assholes in suits and executive suites with MBAs masquerading as people qualified to make creative decisions...

Fuck this shit.

Assuming this isn't sarcasm, what "barrage of insults" about SJP's looks are going on here, Maryscott? Seems that most people are annoyed because the movie looks like crap. Calm down.

Awww, thanks AvB! I've gotta say, I love everyone on this site. In particular the women of Pajiba. Even angrywoman. I love that all these ladies don't mind speaking their minds because that is pretty refreshing even if I don't agree.

And I'm sorry Brie but I really hope Maryscott never calms down because her rage is always amusing. Rage on Ms. O'Connor.

I think she's always deathly serious, Brie.

Fuck...I read some of them.

Maryscott O'Connor...I'm not saying that all women in Hollywood have to fit a mold when I call Parker "HorseFace." However, if you want to be "good" in Hollywood, it helps if you have looks but no acting ability (Meagan Fox). When you have no acting ability and no looks (Parker) that's just asking for a good kick around. Of course then again you have looks and acting ability (Charlize Theron)...which is really the goal.

For example. Steve Buscemi is likely one of the ugliest fuckers on the planet...but he can act.

What has Parker done?

What has Parker done?

Mathew Broderick.

I like Sarah Jessica Parker. I think she seems sweet. She's in really great shape too, even if she doesn't have a great face. I think she does the most with what she has. I don't think she's a bad actress either. I always found her entertaining on Sex and the City.

People also seem to be forgetting the masterpiece that was 'Hocus Pocus'.

Yay Maryscott!

I'm not a fan of SJP's, but I too get tired of the "horseface" crap. If she's that evil, surely people can slag her for something other than her looks. Like that squeak thing she does with her voice that's supposed to be "adorable" rather than an insult to women everywhere.

Hm. It appears I am torn on this issue.

Gary Busey also looks like a horse.

...is a movie star and makeup model?

She didn't cast herself on behalf of these companies, so I'm not sure what kind of answer is appropriate here besides a sarcastic or mean one.

SJP may be facially unattractive (I'm used to her and like her unceasing body and lovely personality a lot) but she has carved a niche for herself and represents something very positive: a smart, capable comedic actress who constantly humbles herself onscreen and off. I respect her and it has nothing to do with whether people want to bed her or not.