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Seeking Justice Trailer: Bald Guy Pearce? Terrifyingly Sexy. Nic Cage's Wig? Just Flat-Out Terrifying

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (11)

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Fun fact: Since 2007, Nic Cage has completed sixteen (16!) movies. He’s got three more in post-production right now, and one more, Black Butterfly, recently announced. That means that by the end of this year, he will have released twenty films in the last five years.

That? That is fucking insane.

Movies like Seeking Justice show how it’s possible, though. He’s not making good movies, he’s just churning them out like they’re bean burritos at a goddamn Taco Bell. Seeking Justice is about a man who, distraught over an attack on his wife, strikes a bargain with a shadowy vigilante group who promise vengeance, only to — surprise — learn that there’s more than meets the eye, and now he’s in the shit. The slab of slender concrete that is January Jones co-stars as his wife, and sadly, the fantastic Guy Pearce slums it as the sinister baddie-bad, but looks slick doing it. Nic Cage looks like a cat ate a chipmunk and then took a shit on his head. But he widens his eyes a lot, so you know he’s actin’ his ass off.

Oh, Guy Pearce. When are you going to happen around here, anyway?

Anyway, here’s the trailer. It looks spectacularly bland and formulaic and tepid. Look, it’s either watch the trailer or go back to work, people. You decide how you want to waste the next 120 seconds of your dull, pathetic life.

Enjoy.









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Comments

Turns out that I don't get to decide how I want to waste the next 120 seconds of my dull, pathetic life - Momentum Pictures do, because they have blocked it in my country on copyright grounds. Well, FUCK YOU, Momentum! You didn't want me to watch the clip? You wanted me to go back to doing whatever I was doing before? Well I didn't do that, did I? No - instead of watching your cunting clip, I commented on the fact that I couldn't watch it! Take that one in the face you junkless piece of piss!

Posted by: zeke the pig at January 26, 2012 11:11 AM

My company blocks videos so we can't watch. Maybe I should be thanking them in this case.

Posted by: TylerDFC at January 26, 2012 11:44 AM

It looks like Anthony Ainley's lifespan finally reached the end and so the Master decided to overwrite himself over yet another ham actor.

Predictable as ever.

Posted by: bleujayone at January 26, 2012 12:06 PM

Saying the name of the movie, in the trailer of the movie, as the last line of the trailer. That's the trifecta right there. Amazing.

Posted by: Bill at January 26, 2012 1:04 PM

If only my company blocked vidoes so I couldn't watch. Were that the case I wouldn't know how shitty this movie looks.

Posted by: reanalyst at January 26, 2012 1:22 PM

Oh, Guy Pearce is happening.

IN MY BUNK.

Posted by: Cindy at January 26, 2012 1:48 PM

NICOLAS CAGE, WHY DO YOU INSIST ON HURTING ME WITH YOUR APPALLING HAIR CHOICES? WHYYYYYYYYYY?

Posted by: Siege at January 26, 2012 2:22 PM

I don't mind trailers for Nic Cage movies. I think they serve to remind humanity of how it feels to hate. How good it feels to hate. How utterly amazing it feels to hate Nicholas Cage.

And I really don't know who he thinks he is fooling with the endless variety of hair he sports. We all know that the only way he could get balder is if he peeled down to bare skull. I have a boss like him. Keeps fluffing the hair that's left in the middle higher the more he loses from the sides. I find it hard not to stare at those two hair tunnels, stretching on into the endless dark......

He has no hair and he must preen.

Posted by: Harborwolf at January 26, 2012 5:51 PM

"Momentum Pictures do, because they have blocked it in my country on copyright grounds"

Thank you Momentum for being dicks on copyright grounds. I now solemnly swear to pirate your shitty film.

"I don't mind trailers for Nic Cage movies. I think they serve to remind humanity of how it feels to hate. How good it feels to hate. How utterly amazing it feels to hate Nicholas Cage."

Private Ender of the Nicholas Cage Defence Squad Reporting Sah! I'm going to take your face... ...off! *Makes swirly gesture from face into the air like a drunken madman*

Posted by: Ender at January 27, 2012 4:58 AM

Let me guess:
It was 'them' who brutalized Jones in the first place so they could get Cage to do what he does. And when he realizes that, it's too late. Or.is.it?

20 films in 5 years? That's one every 3 months, I think more actors should work like that. Lazy bastards, most of them. It's not hard: you turn up, hit your marks, say your lines, go home.

And then we watch it. On a plane. Or TV.

Posted by: Nick at January 27, 2012 4:22 PM

"20 films in 5 years? That's one every 3 months."

Those pyramids don't pay for themselves, muchacho. And I think Nick right above me just guessed the film's twist, saving all of us from skipping this when it appears on TBS in 2 years.

Posted by: stryker1121 at January 29, 2012 1:46 AM