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Sean Connery Wants That Beaver

By Miscellaneous | Trailers | June 24, 2010 | Comments ()


So apparently Sir Billi is half Carl Friedricksen, half Poochie. Well no, that might be watchable.

Instead we get this creepy-ass animation and what sounds like a half asleep James Bond. This is supposed to be the "sizzle" reel. This is the best it's going to get.

It's obviously terrible, yes. But here's an interesting intellectual exercise. Sean Connery's last film was The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. That should've been the worst movie of his career. Is it possible that this could be worse?

Sir Billi features talking goats (Alan Cummings as the talking goat!). But LXG shit on some incredible source material. Sir Billi is trying to save a beaver. But LXG shoe-horned in Tom Sawyer for... why?

So tell me, what shits on Sean Connery's career worse?

Zardoz doesn't count because it's awesome.

(via Slashfilm and Cartoon Brew)



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