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If You're Gonna Scream, Scream With Me... Moments Like This Never Last

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (22)



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The great directors of my youth have been letting me down more consistently than I could ever have thought possible. John Carpenter’s The Ward is getting thoroughly unimpressive early reviews and looks like yet another J-horror knockoff. George Romero is basically directing from the grave, and that’s not a compliment. Tobe Hooper has basically retired. Lucio Fulci’s been dead for 15 years and Argento’s pretty much just mailing it in. Wes Craven shit the bed spectacularly with My Soul To Take.

Craven, however, may have an ace card with Scream 4. The trailer is below, and it’s hardly a bastion of innovation. However, one of the things that was so great about the first two Scream films was the back-to-basics approach — taking the conventional and mixing it up with some nifty plotting, solid dialogue, and honest to god suspense. The third entry drifted away from that (but will always be endlessly amusing due to Parker Posey’s astonishingly glorious overacting), but Scream 4 looks like it might be trying to recapture the magic. Frankly, it’s the only hope for one last hurrah from the old masters (with the exception of Sam Raimi, who brought the thunder with 2008’s Drag Me To hell).

It yet again stars Neve Campbell (whose career, despite her best efforts, will never be more than Scream and “Party of Five”), Courtney Cox, and David Arquette, as well as Emma Roberts, Hayden Panettiere, Rory Culkin (my second favorite Culkin after Kieran), and about a thousand other people. Take a looksee:

Will it be any good? I’m not exactly holding my breath. But is it so much to ask to see teenagers get eviscerated in an amusing fashion one last time?

A boy can dream, no?









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Comments

Honestly?
I think I'm going to have to give this one a shot. I loved the 3 Scream movies -- even the third one, with its wonky execution, had such a tight script (by the same guy who did Arlington Road) that I could forgive it a little more.
Makes me wish that crackhead hadn't taken my VHS copies after I accepted her offer to help me move boxes into my new apartment.

Posted by: Jim Doggie at January 17, 2011 11:10 AM

Oh I'm totally in. That Culkin needs a haircut though.

Posted by: JenVegas at January 17, 2011 11:24 AM

Of course we have now reached the stage where Courtney Cox's face makes the masked assailant's look healthy and well-nourished.

Eat some fucking cake, Monica.

Posted by: zeke the pig at January 17, 2011 11:25 AM

I'll have to see this, preferably in theaters, simply because Mary McDonnell is in it. I'm morally obligated to see anything she does, at least once. It doesn't look bad either, so that helps.

Posted by: Gabs at January 17, 2011 11:29 AM

Are you fucking kidding? I wouldn't piss acid on the face of this whore of a franchise.

Posted by: Vorax at January 17, 2011 11:30 AM

Neve Campbell is the same as Eliza Dushku for me.
I am compelled to watch anything they are in.

Posted by: Rykker at January 17, 2011 11:32 AM

I think a better title for this would have been Yawn.

Posted by: Case at January 17, 2011 11:34 AM

I'm going if only for more footage of Kristen Bell and Anna Paquin. On a couch. Together. With a space between them...

Posted by: Elmo Tee at January 17, 2011 11:51 AM

Scream is one of my favorite movies of all time. I still bust out quotes whenever possible.

"Bam, bitch went down!"
"Liver alone..liver..it was a joke!"

Scream 2 and Scream 3... not so much. I'll watch this because it's probably still better than a lot of crap out there, but I'm reserving judgment on whether it'll actually be good for now.

Posted by: Even Stevens at January 17, 2011 11:58 AM

I'm a sucker for the Scream movies. As long as they bring back the original cast (check), a cool X-factor (Timothy Olyphant, Mary McDonnell-check), and some great faces to be randomly killed off in spectacular house-chase scenes (Drew Barrymore, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Kristen Bell-check), I can't hate.

Feels like it made such a mark on my generation, too, as I was in middle school when the first one came out. If you had even a sliver of cool, you saw this movie. That Scream mask was fucking EVERYWHERE that year.

Posted by: Parker at January 17, 2011 1:08 PM

How could you not mention the most important person in that movie. Alison Brie!

Posted by: "luker" the barbarian at January 17, 2011 1:19 PM

I would have little to no interest if not for Kristen Bell's lovely presence.

Posted by: elizabeth at January 17, 2011 1:20 PM

sad rehash cash grab?

Posted by: idleprimate at January 17, 2011 1:36 PM

Can't wait. The only scary movies I've ever been able to watch all the way through was the Scream series.

Posted by: Austin asking for trouble at January 17, 2011 1:39 PM

This movie - the entire franchise - deserves a flaming sack of excrement delivered (postage due) to its doorstep.

Posted by: The Wanderer at January 17, 2011 2:04 PM

There's a lot of pretty women that will be killed in this movie.

Posted by: Littlejon2001 at January 17, 2011 2:52 PM

Anyone else think it's way obvious that Kristen Bell and Anna Paquin are dying within the first 10 minutes of this thing?

Posted by: valerie at January 17, 2011 2:53 PM

of course they are, Valerie, but let's hope it will be fun to watch.

Posted by: james at January 17, 2011 8:39 PM

I'm going if only for more footage of Kristen Bell and Anna Paquin. On a couch. Together. With a space between them...

Posted by: Elmo Tee at January 17, 2011 11:51 AM

i think what you meant to say was: with a gap between them...

ba-dum-bum tsss

Posted by: causaubon at January 17, 2011 10:17 PM

I'm calling it - Gail Weathers gets offed in this one

Posted by: Laurie at January 17, 2011 11:03 PM

Love the Misfits reference.

Posted by: Shawn Daley at January 18, 2011 3:23 AM

Honestly I think Drag Me to Hell is incredibly overrated, nowhere near a return to form for American Horror or Raimi for that matter. Yes it has some cool scenes and some genuinely gross moments. Hell the ending's cool as well, but I watched it with a couple of friends and we were all just groaning with the stupidity that was constant throughout it. And not cool stupidity like the Evil Dead series, just annoying stupidity.

Posted by: DangadaDang at January 18, 2011 9:04 AM