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Sarah Palin Shows Hers: It's Real, and It's Spectacular

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (50)



sarah-palin-cap-and-trade.jpg

I mean, the movie poster, of course.

Sarah Palin The Undefeated Poster.jpg

Look at those heaving mountains, the frigid tips! The virgin prairie is unspoiled, waiting to be trampled upon. Her hands are clenched, her head tossed back, and her lips are expectant. She’s aglow, a ferocious tiger in red, waiting to pounce on the American public.

Here’s the brand new trailer for Sarah Palin’s Undefeated, one minute and 46 seconds of meaningless bullshit. Cap and trade! Freedom! USA!









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Comments

NO. JUST NO NO NO NO.

Posted by: Melody at July 7, 2011 10:46 PM

Can someone explain the title? Undefeated? I mean, she was defeated when she ran with McCain, and, well, I guess she wasn't defeated as governor since she fucking quit.

Anyone? Hello?

Posted by: The Other Agent Johnson at July 7, 2011 10:50 PM

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Snuggiepants at July 7, 2011 10:53 PM

Pew pew!

Posted by: Protoguy at July 7, 2011 10:53 PM

And yes, the title only cements herself as a serial liar.

Posted by: Protoguy at July 7, 2011 10:53 PM

I think it means that she never compromised her political agenda. Which doesn't mean what they say it means, but that's the closest thing I can come up with to explain that nonsense title.

Posted by: Robert at July 7, 2011 11:10 PM

This makes me sick to my stomach.

Posted by: grace b at July 7, 2011 11:10 PM

That is an impressively crappy poster. I can't remember the last time I saw a poster that was so thoroughly amateur. Well done, poster designer! You make me long for the sophistication of Microsoft Paint.

Posted by: Edith at July 7, 2011 11:16 PM

Her own people (Frank Bailey) think she's fucked.
When will she go away???????

Posted by: kirbyjay at July 7, 2011 11:19 PM

DR, that description is the nastiest thing you've ever written.

Posted by: Figgy at July 7, 2011 11:49 PM

@ The Other Agent Johnson

I don't know what it could possibly reference either but maybe we can get Rupert Murdoch to hack her phone and find out.

Posted by: Smokey at July 7, 2011 11:49 PM

So, if i'm interpreting that poster correctly, this movie is all about Sara Palin laying pipe? Yes?

Political discourse at a 12 year old level. Eh, I play to the level of the competition.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at July 7, 2011 11:58 PM

Fucking hate her.

Posted by: superasente at July 8, 2011 12:09 AM

Has anyone seen the particular captioned pic of her? She's fond of putting her hands up like that, but in a loose fist, and then it's easy to catch her mouth open in an o shape. In fact, someone gets a shot or two of her in that exact pose during nearly every speech. The caption? THREE DICKS.

It's crass, but never fails to crack me up.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at July 8, 2011 12:22 AM

Her lack of self awareness is truly breathtaking. as is the fact that a semi-thick rind of the electorate don't see it either or perhaps regard it as "perky chutzpah".

Come one Bachmann/Palin 2012: Fuckit, let's bring this madness to a head

Posted by: Dave Shepherd at July 8, 2011 12:25 AM

ughh, grammar & editing malfunction. Make that:
"the electorate either don't see it"

Posted by: Dave Shepherd at July 8, 2011 12:32 AM

For someone who is so desperate to protect her private life, she's rather good at generating media attention.

Posted by: Fredo at July 8, 2011 12:33 AM

There is so much wrong with that poster. Not counting the obvious problems with her using the pipeline as one of her "achievements" and Alaska in general seeing as she abandoned her constituency, the symmetry and the use of that particular shot with the double mike in the face thing is just badong. The pseudo-retro print style and the use of old clip art and badly done modern mix is plain astounding. I assume she's red for republican, but red and purple? My eye-holes! Generally a documentary doesn't include a list of stars...and are we supposed to know who the f Stephen K Bannon is?

And now I can't NOT see 3 dicks

Posted by: Protoguy at July 8, 2011 1:03 AM

Snuggie: I've seen numerous photoshops of that, I bet she does it on purpose. Uck.

Posted by: Melody Be at July 8, 2011 1:04 AM

Because I'm psychopathically curious, I image googled "3 dicks". I didn't even add "Palin"

Still rofling

Posted by: Protoguy at July 8, 2011 1:47 AM

There are few days when I'm happy I'm not U.S.American.

This is one of them.

Jeezus, this is terrible. With and without the three dicks.

Posted by: Rooks at July 8, 2011 3:33 AM

Can't lie, I'd legit prefer Palin to Bachmann, both in the Oval Office and especially in the sack.

Posted by: Devil Child at July 8, 2011 3:40 AM

I can't wait to not watch this!

Posted by: Aislinn at July 8, 2011 6:15 AM

@Dave: "Chutzpah" is too Yiddish, therefore too Jewish which would indicate commielib New York/Hollywood elite intellectualism. I'm sure she'd prefer "ballsy". That's the word REAL Americans would use.

Posted by: snapnhiss at July 8, 2011 7:14 AM

NEEDS MORE FLAGS.

Posted by: Wednesday at July 8, 2011 7:42 AM

Gee, I read all the books and never realized Cersei was a Republican.

Posted by: clocker at July 8, 2011 8:13 AM

This is hilarious. Yet disturbing. Really proud to be part of the "establishment" and "intelligensia."

"@Dave: "Chutzpah" is too Yiddish, therefore too Jewish which would indicate commielib New York/Hollywood elite intellectualism."

No, silly - remember when she said she "loved Israel" in her debate with Joe Biden?

Posted by: samantha t at July 8, 2011 9:20 AM

Haha, thank you samantha t.

Palin's Jew-love is well documented and any insinuation to the contrary is malicious left-wing propaganda. Don't you people have anything better to do than attack this majestic grizzly mom?

Posted by: becks at July 8, 2011 9:24 AM

A real mother grizzly would slap the taste out of this harridan's mouth - just two seconds before ripping her head clean off.

The poster artwork is simply awful. And Andy Breitbart gets a credit. For what? Assholery above and beyond the call?

I may want to see this movie - preferably via Netflix - in order to mock it sufficiently. However, I am content to wait until after I have read Pajiba's review.

Posted by: The Wanderer at July 8, 2011 9:35 AM

Are we sure she knows many Israelis are Jewish?

Posted by: snapnhiss at July 8, 2011 9:44 AM

Interesting factoid: In a poll released last week and commissioned by an Alaskan conservative talk show host, Obama now beats Palin in a mock vote of Alaskan registered voters. Even her own former constituents have caught on and turned against her.

Posted by: Old Guy at July 8, 2011 10:04 AM

Can she see Jews from her house?

Posted by: kirbyjay at July 8, 2011 10:05 AM

She has huge...tracts of land!

Posted by: NF at July 8, 2011 10:13 AM

I'm a good fiscal conservative, but really: She's only hot in comparison to Pelosi.*

There, I said it.

*--Dog-walking-on-its-hind-legs theory at work.

Posted by: , at July 8, 2011 10:21 AM

"Are we sure she knows many Israelis are Jewish?"


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Posted by: samantha t at July 8, 2011 10:29 AM

Not enough weed in the world for me to watch this movie.

Posted by: klingonfree at July 8, 2011 10:38 AM

That is the dumbest trailer I've ever seen. There wasn't one true statement made in that thing. I can't imagine how full of shit the movie is going to be. It took me three tries to get through Jesus Camp, I bet it takes at least six for me to get through this pile of Grizzly feces.

Posted by: Paultera at July 8, 2011 11:57 AM

I beg to differ with klingonfree, but that's neither here nor there.

@Paultera: It only took me one pass to get through Jesus Camp, but I was in the fetal position for the last hour of it. I've forgotten more and better movies, but that one still clings dreadfully to my brainspace. Scariest movie ever, Showgirls ain't got nothin' on it.

Posted by: RobP at July 8, 2011 12:11 PM

Mr. Julien has promised that if she gets elected President, we will move to Canada. I'm so conflicted.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 8, 2011 12:42 PM

Mrs. Julien, Canada may not be far enough. Back in 1988 Pat Robertson came in #2 in Iowa, and I seriously considered emigrating to Australia to ride out the storm. I didn't have to, but the operational plans are still on file.

I should update them ...

Posted by: The Wanderer at July 8, 2011 1:19 PM

Hahaha! Sexist comments are funny when the person is in the other tribe!

Posted by: John at July 8, 2011 1:33 PM

I know this is a somewhat pedantic comment, given how much infuriating content is contained in this video, but is anyone else offended by iMovie production values? Courier New and those bullshit type effects? Sheesh.

Posted by: Jordan at July 8, 2011 2:47 PM

I'd still do her...

Posted by: endgame at July 8, 2011 4:27 PM

My view is that, as a general proposition, making a fetish out of hate for an individual is bad for your soul.

Posted by: John at July 8, 2011 7:22 PM

And still she'd squash Obama like an Inuit bashing a baby seal.

Posted by: James S at July 8, 2011 8:00 PM

Her gaze makes me uncomfortable. I feel like her eyeballs are always set to "stun".

Posted by: Lauren at July 8, 2011 9:03 PM

i love sarah palin i'd like to see her get in a cat fight with hilary clinton

Posted by: Utah Dynamo at July 9, 2011 4:30 PM

The flag bikini top below the title...subtle.

Posted by: Riles at July 9, 2011 4:53 PM

Mr. Julien has promised that if she gets elected President, we will move to Canada. I'm so conflicted.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 8, 2011 12:42 PM
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A lot of people said the same thing about Bush II, and I notice they're still here.

Promises, promises, is all I'm sayin'.

Posted by: , at July 10, 2011 11:51 AM

I think she misspelt "Unindicted" on that poster.

Someone should look to that. No?

Posted by: Uncommoner at July 19, 2011 11:29 AM