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Sold. I like Jolie and I like splodey things.

i'm in.

i also love wanted.

Hmmm....Angie in "fuck an Oscar, let me go kill shit" mode AND Chiwetel Ejiofor in a role I don't have to watch behind hands of embarrassment? I can get behind this.

Jolie's as nutty as an acorn tree, but she's the good kind of crazy. She's Tesla crazy, not Glenn Beck crazy.

Speaking of, I always wondered how she got like that. Then I saw a recent Jon Voight interview.

Now I totally get it.

But poor AJ looks *hungry*! How's she supposed to kick some butt if she's
so painfully undernourished?

Been waiting on this film since my commute to work in downtown Albany was interrupted for a week straight during filming. This trailer makes a parking garage off 787 look suspiciously glamorous.

i'm. so. there.

hey, Kevin Longrie. *smack, pow, crash*
you just got...a-Salt-ed.

Jolie would be more convincing as an asskicker if she had some meat on her bones. I don't really believe those painfully bony arms have the strength to kill a fly.

One will wonder if the movie will be worth its salt.

Did anybody mind that Tom Cruise was not in that trailer? Didn't think so. Maybe more male roles should be switched out for female ones. That way actresses would have more to do than hook and cook.

I love that Jolie through and through. I also think her thinness comes from that weird mom phase when you're chasing the kids to keep them from killing themselves flying down the steps, and you forget to feed yourself you're so busy. When the kiddies are bigger, I bet she'll fill out again.

I imagine she's juggling a lot of shit to keep the whole enterprise up in the air, and I totally admire her for it. She's living her success with a lot of grace, I think. And no matter what, she works hard for other people. There's a lot of grunt work involved in that and you can't call her every move in advocacy some kind of fame-whoring attempt. Those Speidi asses show how easy it is to just get press, am I right?

And her husband dressed up as DJ Lance Bass for halloween. His name is Bradley, he likes to dance.

Anyhow, I'll stop fawning. But I will see this for sure.

With her pipecleaner thin arms AJ is so NOT impressive as an Action Hero.

Oh, right, I remember hearing about this ages ago. It was initially going to star a guy and be named Edwin Salt, then they decided to just say fuckit and cast Angelina Jolie and make the title character female. I forgot all about it as it slipped into production obscurity, but here we are after all.

Cool. Some actual upper arm strength on Ms. Jolie would be nice for believability though, I agree. I don't care if she's sipping all her nutrients through a straw once a week or if it's completely natural - it really makes her hard to buy as an action heroine; she's just lucky she's so good at pulling the action thing off otherwise.

God, I love it when Angelina breaks things. Like my heart.

I had such a crush on her in middle school, immediately post "Hackers." Then she went and abandoned all us faithful weirdo fangals. Now she pretends to be normal, but I miss the blood-wearing, ill-advised tattoo-getting, "Girl, Interrupted" starring, wide eyed "I might just kill you" staring, I-like-to-eat-sandwiches boob having Angelina. *sigh*

I think the girl looks DAMN good. What is it, 3 babies in 4 years? Yeah, thin arms, but maybe it's just her. They were thin when she was pregnant too. I have a friend who is built just like her(fake boobs though), eats like a horse, and looks like she must be anorexic.
Bitch.

That's one salt I would love to lick!

Oh Angelina ....
She makes me feel funny, you know, down there!

So at the end of the trailer is she pulling off a fake rubber face that looks like Angelina Jolie to reveal another face underneath that looks like Angelina Jolie?

I think it would have been better if the movie started out with Angelina Jolie and then she pulls her rubber face off and it's Tom Cruise.

People saying she looks too thin = jealous women who will never, ever be as attractive as the Jolie. She looks shitdamnfuckingasstastically good.

Now I'm champing at the bit to see it.

Posted by: Jerce at November 4, 2009 6:57 PM
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My hero.

I wonder ... if Jolie didn't have couch cushion lips would anyone ever have heard of her? She'd just be another bony face.

Is she really any skinnier than Uma Thurman in Kill Bill? Lucy Liu in Charlie's Angels?
Just askin'...

The truth is that if she actually looked buff enough to kick that kind of ass, people would say she is too butch {see: Demi More, Linda Hamilton}
A girl can't win!

Forgot to mention. Ms Jolie in 'GIA'. Now that was the hawt-ness.
This movie does look interesting. I'm there.

Yes, Lindsey she is skinnier than Uma and Lucy. Far skinnier.

And of course some people are going to have something to say about her no matter what she looks like, we all know that so it's pointless to argue. But personally I have never once considered Linda or Demi "too butch" nor heard anyone else say so. Including from my very-heterosexual older brothers who at their time were completely in love with both of them.

Do people consider Jessica Biel "too butch"? She has great musculature and is still widely considered a hottie. And seeing her in an asskicking role I would believe that she could, in fact, actually kick some ass if she chose. Not that I even like her, I'm just sayin.

Who cares!!! My boyfriend also agrees with me. He is 10 years older than me, lol. We met online at age-gap club -- http://AgelessMeet.COM/. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.