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Salacious New 'Nymphomaniac' Trailer Puts The "N" In "NSFW"

By Joanna Robinson | Trailers | November 25, 2013 | Comments ()


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I’m not kidding. This is the saltiest thing *I’ve* ever posted on this site. I’d call it high-class smut, but it’s Lars Von Trier so, of course, I’ll call it art. What do you do in these circumstances? Trundle off to the bathroom with your smartphone and some ear buds? Whatever you do, if you must watch this now, please make sure your monitor is angled away from any passersby. You’ll never look at a set of parentheses the same way again.

And? What do you think? I’m intrigued enough but after Antichrist it’s hard to think of the combination of Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg and not feel traumatized. My lions are dry as the Sahara.




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  • Sean

    Weiss and Benioff are taking notes right now...

  • mairimba

    There's no way one can watch this in a theater surrounded by a ton of people. I guess I'll wait for it on VOD.

  • Sean

    Damn, I knew this was going to be NSFW, but I did not expect to see an unsimulated blow job! Not to mention semen dripping out of a woman's mouth. This is awfully porn-y.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    um, thank you for sparing me from watching the trailer. I was on the fence.

  • Sean

    Anyone else notice the subliminal vagina right at the start of this trailer?

  • John G.

    There was no "sub" about it. I saw a liminal vagina at the start of the trailer.

  • bastich

    "Subliminal Vagina" sounds like the name of a drag king revue.

  • Uriah_Creep

    Sometimes, arid lions are a good thing. This is just such a case.

  • e jerry powell

    I am polymorphous perverse. My lions are perpetually moist.

  • Carlos Recinos

    he just want to fuck her

  • Mz Black Widow

    "high class smut" Joanna? You are way too kind. I call it no class shit. I can't imagine why anyone, in the world, would choose to watch 5 hours (or 5 minutes) of this .

  • marigi

    This seems terrible to me, but I'm no fan of his. I've read that Lars VT made two versions, one censored and the other "full" of the hard core stuff. The first version lasts 5 hours, and will be distributed divided in two movies that come (no pun intended) out at the same time. It feels like a social experiment to measure people's masochism...

  • bastich

    This trailer is still not as squicky as those "O-face" posters.

    (squicky? squickful? squickish?)

  • emmalita

    I prefer 'squicky.'

  • BWeaves

    So, does the movie have a plot?

    Or is it just a string of weird sexual encounters?

  • alwaysanswerb

    I ask myself that every day

  • Repo

    At least this will be a lot easier to ignore than Transformers. Me no likey the Shia.

  • My bunk isn't private enough for that. My chub doesn't know what to make of it.

  • Brent Reichenberger

    "Would it be alright if I showed the children the whoring bed?" Oh, Lars. Never change.

  • alwaysanswerb

    PSA (Pajiba Service Announcement) WE REALLY DO MEAN 'LIONS'

  • bastich

    Every time I read a "moist lions" reference, I picture this for some reason:

  • Ryan Ambrose

    They should have changed the title to Nymph{|}maniac.

    No, don't bother. I know where the exit is.

  • Wōđanaz Óðinn

    Backdoor?

  • flickfan

    Note the brief beat after "Coming" in "Coming soon" at the end.

  • LaBouef puts the "ho, man" in nymphomaniac.

  • Kristopher R

    This looks both yawn and cringe inducing.

  • Friction. I just feel friction.

    I don't know what that means but it sounds right.

  • lowercase_ryan

    Tbf lions hate getting wet.

  • lowercase_ryan

    F off, it wasn't my typo

  • JoannaRobinson

    It's not a typo, brother, it's a Pajiba commenter joke.

  • lowercase_ryan

    oh, then downvote away

  • John G.

    this preview makes my labeouf feel a little shia

  • See a doctor immediately. Preferably Dr Nick

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  • John G.

    Hi Everybody!

  • The red thing connected to my...LaBeouf. Uh-oh

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