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Salacious New 'Nymphomaniac' Trailer Puts The "N" In "NSFW"

By Joanna Robinson | Trailers | November 25, 2013 | Comments ()


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I’m not kidding. This is the saltiest thing *I’ve* ever posted on this site. I’d call it high-class smut, but it’s Lars Von Trier so, of course, I’ll call it art. What do you do in these circumstances? Trundle off to the bathroom with your smartphone and some ear buds? Whatever you do, if you must watch this now, please make sure your monitor is angled away from any passersby. You’ll never look at a set of parentheses the same way again.

And? What do you think? I’m intrigued enough but after Antichrist it’s hard to think of the combination of Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg and not feel traumatized. My lions are dry as the Sahara.

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