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By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | February 24, 2009 |

Remember a few weeks ago, when I presented to you the 30-second teaser trailer for S. Darko, the sequel to Donnie Darko? And remember how there was very little footage from the actual sequel, and you couldn’t really tell what was going on? Well, now the full-length new trailer for S. Darko is out, and guess what? You still can’t tell what the fuck is going on. It’s completely nonsensical, although it does feature Elizabeth “Dancing Ain’t Fucking” Berkley and a woman in a American flag bikini jumping on a trampoline. Jimmy Kimmel is gonna love it. Everyone else: Not so much.

Hang on to your brain, folks. It may attempt to escape while watching the trailer. They’re fast little buggers, too. Last week, I lost mine way out in the water. See it swimming?

The Earth Will End in 14 Days, 2 Hours, and ... Hey! I Just Got My Period!

Where Is My Mind? / Dustin Rowles

Trailers | February 24, 2009 | Comments ()

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