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She'll Sex You Up. And Eat Old People's Medicine

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | July 6, 2009 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | July 6, 2009 |


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It's way to soon in the week to be rolling out this number, a movie about a geisha. But not just any geisha. Sure, she's pretty; she's wild; and she dances, but she also has a sword that shoots out of her ass; she stabs men in the eyes with fried shrimp; she has a chainsaw mouth; she transforms into a car; she scalds people with her breast milk; and, presumably, she eats old people's medicine.

She is Robo-Geisha, and besides the phenomenal trailer, the best marketing tool for this movie may actually be in iMDB's plot keywords. Check this out:

Pink Bra And Panties
Decapitation
Lactic Acid
Geisha
Shrimp
Robot Woman
Hand To Hand Combat
Robot Vs. Robot
Black Panties
Handgun
Schoolgirl Uniform
Missile
Acid In Face
Wheelchair
Red Lingerie
Dance
Buzzsaw
Katana
Eye Skewering
Garter
Army
Ass
Assassin
Machine Gun
Lingerie
Nurse Uniform
Combat
Black Bra And Panties
Assassination Team
Black Stockings
Samurai
Robot Ninja
Hara Kiri
Robot Army
Phallus
Ninja
Lactation
Bra And Panties
Transforming Robot
Android
Breast Milk
Black Lingerie
Stockings
Fishnet Stockings
Acid Attack
Sword Fight
Martial Arts
Red Bra And Panties
Building
Red Bra
Acid
White Panties
Robot
Kimono
Gynoid

Yeah. You're going to want to see this. Preferably while very, very intoxicated. And perhaps while hanging upside down for the full effect:



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