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"Riverworld" / Steven Lloyd Wilson

Trailers | September 30, 2009 | Comments (24)


Imagine every single human being from the entire course of history simultaneously resurrected on the shores of a seemingly infinite river. Fifty billion of us, each brought back to life the moment after death in an impossible world where death means being born again in the river, an endless series of resurrections. Conquistadors, serfs, bricklayers, legionaries, kings, soccer moms, living side by side. Every peacemaker and warlord ever birthed by human kind arrives to start from scratch at once. Every religion’s version of the afterlife was wrong, and the hereafter is heaven or hell by nothing but our own hands.

Philip José Farmer’s Riverworld novels are simply brilliant science fiction, but they are just outside the mainstream enough not to get much attention outside readers of the genre. The SciFi Channel tried to adapt it into a television series back in 2003, but the pilot was widely panned and no further episodes were made. Six years on, SyFy is trying again, this time with a mini-series, starring Tahmoh Penikett and Laura Vandervoort.

Wait a second … resurrection … Helo … Gaeta … SciFi Channel … is this the real final episode of Battlestar Galactica?


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Comments

So who's a cylon?

I'm a sucker - I'll watch for Helo.

Posted by: Cindy at September 30, 2009 9:08 AM

AND the guy from Highlander Series...

Posted by: Stella at September 30, 2009 9:13 AM

That looks potentially creepy and twisty. I'm in.

Posted by: Raisin'Cookies at September 30, 2009 9:34 AM

Well, it's definately got my interest piqued. I'll have to pick up the books as I'm always looking for new authors in the genre.

Posted by: admin at September 30, 2009 9:41 AM

but wait, what happens if you die after you've... died. Do you just keep getting resurrected in the river? I had to watch this w/ the sound off, so perhaps I missed something.

Also, it's an interesting premise. Would someone from the 12th Century outlive someone who died in the 21st Century? What survival skills would prove to be most useful in a post-death world?

Posted by: Stella at September 30, 2009 9:44 AM

dude, why is mark twain such a goddamn pussy magnet?

and why did i have to write the above sentence AGAIN?

Posted by: gp at September 30, 2009 9:57 AM

The first atempt was ridiculously bad. Tom Berenger? Come on.

But this looks interesting.

Posted by: FabMax at September 30, 2009 10:01 AM

Stella, yes, you keep getting resurrected. Also you're reborn 20 years old and don't age, so the only deaths are from "natural" causes (homicide being probably the most natural cause of death in history after old age).

There is a motive and a motivator to the premise, but it takes a few books before you find out what it is.

Posted by: Neodiogenes at September 30, 2009 10:19 AM

Sorry, that should be "you are reborn in the body you would have had when you were 20 years old if you had kept yourself in perfect health and peak physical condition"

The main characters in the novel, if I remember, were Sam Clemens and Sir Richard Burton, plus a host of other characters from history, real and imagined.

Posted by: Neodiogenes at September 30, 2009 10:22 AM

It's Helo with his shirt off. I'm there.

I've never heard of these books, so thanks for bringing them to my attention. Sadly my rural library has exactly squat in the way of a science fiction section--it usually gets lumped in with the romance section (horrors!), and I'm woefully embarrassed to be caught browsing in front of it.

Personally I love the idea of being resurrected amongst all those medieval dudes, just so I can shock their sensibilities by mouthing off. Women from my century don't take any crap!

I'm assuming people from the future are there too? I thought one guy said he died when the world ended.

Posted by: DeadBessie at September 30, 2009 10:33 AM

Bessie - Some people from the "future" are there (the books were written in the mid-80s so I think Farmer assumes the world ends around the year 2000) but not nearly as many as you might expect. Which is part of the mystery.

Actually, since there are more people alive now than have ever lived in the Earth's history, so modern women would vastly outnumber medieval men. I think the medievals (and Victorians) would be somewhat intimidated.

You'd probably have more difficulty living alongside "modern" Indians and Chinese with their distinctive views of women and their place in the world.

Posted by: Neodiogenes at September 30, 2009 10:51 AM

A) I clearly need to read that series of books. It looks like a cool concept, and science fiction lends itself to being read, not watched.

B) That said, totally watching it. Tahmoh Penikett has occasionally surprised me with his acting capacities, plus he takes his shirt off. Also, Gaeta. I love Gaeta. I hope he sings.

Posted by: Zuzu at September 30, 2009 10:51 AM

Neodiogenes, heck I'm having that problem now. One of the joys of working for a university is that you get exposed to many different fascinating cultures. One of the downsides--you get exposed to many of the chauvinistic attitudes most (or at least some) of the men of this country have left behind. Sometimes it's enraging; sometimes it's well-intentioned but still aggravating.

My first boss was Indian and a sweet guy, but he could NOT wrap his head around the fact that I, an unmarried woman, bought my own house. It's like his brain couldn't cope with the information so it immediately gets erased, and every time I run into him now we have the same conversation.

"So! Where are you living now?"

"I bought a house in the country."

"Oh, that's great! You got married!"

"Um...no, just bought the house myself."

*blank stare as brain performs erasure of contradictory data*

That's why I think it would be so much fun running into these chaps from the past. Did the swords come with them or did they forge them after being resurrected? Do you bring through whatever you were carrying on your person when you died? I gotta read these books.

Posted by: DeadBessie at September 30, 2009 11:13 AM

GP: Because even when he's being a dick, he's hilarious.

"Last week, I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement." - Mark Twain

Posted by: amenfro at September 30, 2009 11:21 AM

The first four books of this series are pretty great. I highly recommend them to the sci-fi folks.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at September 30, 2009 11:44 AM

I can't see the trailer here at work, but will likely watch for the beefcake alone. I would eat up Alessandro Juliani like a chocolate sundae on a hot day.

Yes, I am shallow.

It's been a long time since I read the books, but my memory is that they start off strong but get lost towards the end of the series.

Posted by: Drake at September 30, 2009 12:07 PM

Did the swords come with them or did they forge them after being resurrected? Do you bring through whatever you were carrying on your person when you died?

No swords -- in fact, the world had no significant deposits of metal. Every individual awoke (all at the same time) completely naked except for a "grail" -- a hollow metal cylinder that the resurectees could put in these mushroom-shaped artificial devices spaced at regular intervals along the river. The devices would fill the grails with food and other necessities every morning and evening (including, if I remember, tobacco and some kind of psychoactive chewing gum).

The weather was also perfect everywhere on the world, so there was no need for shelter, and there were plenty of grails and charging stations to go around.

The theory was that if humanity lacked for nothing, and could only make rudimentary tools, there would be no desire for conflict or domination over one's fellow man (or woman). Needless to say, the novels would be very short if things indeed worked out that way.

Posted by: Neodiogenes at September 30, 2009 12:21 PM

I am suffering from a very serious, very vivid case of déjà vu, or I have seen this before. Or something remarkably similar. I know I have never read the books (and if I have and don’t remember, I’ve got bigger problems than I thought). All kidding aside, this is not original, is it? Or I have I gone and lost it?

Posted by: Eyvi at September 30, 2009 12:48 PM

Wicked premise, and I like the casting too. But fuck you very much for adding to my already overflowing pile of reading to do!

Posted by: lordhelmet at September 30, 2009 1:42 PM

Neodiogenes--what about the horses? Does this place have the same animals as Earth? Sorry for all the questions, I'm genuinely intrigued and it'll likely be awhile before I read the books.

The theory was that if humanity lacked for nothing, and could only make rudimentary tools, there would be no desire for conflict or domination over one's fellow man...

Wow, that is a spectacularly retarded theory. And I work in research--I've seen some real doozies. I'm assuming aliens came up with that one.

Posted by: DeadBessie at September 30, 2009 3:43 PM

I just like how all the Medieval fuckers were running things. Fuck you bitches and your "logic." So what if you know what a cavity is. Or the internet. What good is the internet when I know how to fire a longbow? Or wield a sword for that matter?

Posted by: DeistBrawler at September 30, 2009 5:13 PM

I don't know who that guy is playin' Mark Twain, and he's too tall to play Mark Twain; but goddamn, whoever he is, he is sexxx-ayyyy. I'll be tuning in.

Posted by: Jerce at September 30, 2009 6:23 PM

Admin said "Well, it's definately got my interest piqued. I'll have to pick up the books as I'm always looking for new authors in the genre."

It's not new. Philip Jose Farmer is hardly a "new" author either. I first read Riverworld in the late 70s. It was good. Very original though I recall the teenage-me loved the idea of a great drug with little after effects that was great to make women want to have sex with you...benzedrine!
Sequels less good. Denouement of series poor.
Doesn't age particularly well, but bootstrappig a Tech society through various stages was good.

Posted by: Donalb at September 30, 2009 6:38 PM

I have only read the first book of the series, and was intrigued by it, so I am definitely down to see this. Burton was a total badass when he needed to be (even without his mustachios).

Posted by: Ken Hart at September 30, 2009 8:59 PM





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