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Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Trailer: Because Who Doesn't Love Seeing The Enslavement Of The Human Race?

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (33)



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Look, here’s the thing: In the grand scheme of the pantheon of science fiction films, few people really give a shit about Planet of the Apes. When one looks back on the originals, it’s rarely with any genuine fondness, but rather a sense of wistful, somewhat guilty nostalgia. The original was an interesting film that hasn’t aged particularly well, the sequels were rather painful, and the Tim Burton remake was, at the very best, a phenomenal fucking failure of excess and egoism.

And yet, here we are, with a prequel entitled Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes, an idea that, if it didn’t have such a rockin’ cast — James Franco, Brian Cox, John Lithgow, Freda Pinto, Tom Felton and David Oyelowo, with an assist from Andy Serkis for the (very impressive and very creepy) mo-cap stuff — it would barely be on our cultural radar at all. If anything, it brings to mind Burton’s remakes, which rode on the laurels of flashy effects and a big name cast.

Here’s the thing, though. It actually looks good. I don’t mean it looks amazing. But it looks… solid. Interesting. Entertaining. The first trailer, that Dustin wrote up a few months ago because I was… drunk, or something (I try to keep him away from sci-fi, because it’s too much like watching a toddler try to stick a lobster up its ass), was kind of intriguing. This one gives a much grander picture of the scope of the thing, and I have to say, I dig it. Also? I like the fact that they can’t speak yet, too (though I wouldn’t be shocked if that’s part of the dramatic final minutes). Sure, it’s hard to make the logical leap that apes will somehow manage to actually take over the world, since there are so few of them and there are 7 billion of us. Especially since whenever I think of apes and monkeys, I default to this:

Yet as is frequently my wont, I digress. Yes, it’s hard to accept that the apes, even with vastly superior intellects, could ever actually succeed in overthrowing us. But then again, probably 6.8 billion of us are fucking morons (including most of you), and these are super smart apes, so who the hell knows.

But honestly, that’s the Macguffin of sorts. You need to get past it. It’s like getting annoyed at FTL travel in space operas. If you can accept the outcome, it’s possible that you just might enjoy the journey. I don’t know. It’s directed by Rupert Wyatt, who is something of an unknown, which makes the whole thing a dice roll. But it’s got potential. Plus, I generally tend to root for movies that end with the destruction/enslavement of mankind.

Anyway, take a looksee:









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Comments

oh hell yes.

Posted by: gp at June 2, 2011 9:15 PM

Not bad, even though it does ignore the original storyline. Though I'm sure that won't be a major arguing point, as the sequels were indeed rather cheesy.

Posted by: Protoguy at June 2, 2011 9:27 PM

I really, actually like the original Planet of the Apes and I also like some of the original sequels, although it's been eons since I've seen any of them and my memory is kind of hazy right now. I'm assuming it was RotPotA when Cornelius and Zera went back in time to modern day Earth. During a trip to the Smithsonian Zera passes out and we discover she's pregnant. At the end after she's had the baby, they are being chased (for a reason I can't remember), she, Cornelius and the baby are killed aboard a cargo ship. The very last shot shows a baby chimp in a cage on that ship with it's mother and the chimp says "Momma", so of course we deduce that Zera switched the babies and that is how the super intelligent chimps came to be. My mind was completely blown by that when I was a kid.

Also,clearly mankind had pretty much done themselves in with a nuclear bomb (I presume) so there probably wasn't as many people to have to overcome. Why the bomb didn't kill off all the apes, I odn't know.

Anyway, I like the originals, and I don't appreciate your ugly remarks.

Posted by: elsie at June 2, 2011 9:32 PM

Also, since I rarely post, no one knows me well enough to realize that the "ugly remarks" comment above was my lame attempt at humor.

Posted by: elsie at June 2, 2011 9:35 PM

Speaking for those of us old enough to have seen Planet of the Apes in the theater unspoiled, you are sooo wrong!

That movie blew my mind, and the minds of everyone I new, including my parents and my grandmother. If there had been an internet at the time, Planet of the Apes would have burned it up. But it would have spoiled the ending. Like they do on the cover of the DVD. Seriously, it's like a DVD of Citizen Kane with a sled on the cover.

Posted by: The Mutt at June 2, 2011 9:46 PM

The cure? seriously the fucking cure! By the way where did all the fucking monkeys come from? Pass

Posted by: clancys_daddy at June 2, 2011 10:33 PM

We can hunt down bin ladin, we can land men on the moon, we can build air planes and let's not forget the population of the planet is approaching 7 billion people. Yet, the apes will rise? Please this looks really stupid and I loved Planet of the Apes as a kid. Also, The Cure, will the band get royalties for using it's name?

Let's not forget that many types of apes are endangered so how can they reach the numbers necessary to enslave the human race?

Posted by: surreysam at June 2, 2011 10:52 PM

I gotta say, I dig the contemptuous look on Caesar's face when he looks away from Brian Cox.

Also, the baby chimp saying 'Momma" in Escape from the Planet of the Apes freaked me right the fuck out when I first saw it as part of a marathon of the films on TV as a kid. Actually, the endings for pretty much all the films kinda freaked me out. Not the kind of thing a child should be watching at 2am I guess.

Posted by: Ken Hart at June 2, 2011 10:53 PM

I have a tiny penis.

Posted by: JackRandom at June 2, 2011 10:59 PM

The original storyline was that apes were our helpers/slaves until one particular ape developed the ability to speak. After some time passed, a slave ape finally said "no" to it's human masters and a revolution occurred. I don't remember much more than that, unfortunately.

Posted by: Protoguy at June 2, 2011 11:03 PM

Dustin wrote up a few months ago because I was… drunk, or something

Isn't that kind of a given? When has it ever stopped you from writing? I demand better excuses!

Posted by: Uriah Creep at June 2, 2011 11:19 PM

I always looked at the original Planet of the Apes as an unofficial feature length episode of the Twilight Zone. The screenplay was co-written by Rod Serling and really only needed his opening and closing narrations to make it so. When I first watched the movie it was on a black & white screen, so it made it all the more feasible.

Then after some time, I was introduced to the sequels, the television series and even the animated series. None of it really worked. For me everything that needed to be said was done the first time around and most everything done from that point on was seemingly unrelated productions that used the same actors, costumes and props. None of it made sense to me. Not the seemingly free back and forth time traveling, not the mutant humans, not the nuclear war, not the magic single warhead that could vaporize....everything, not the mysterious addition of regular humans and not the mute and feral animals they had devolved into in the first one. The point is that the studio desperately tried to come up with back-stories and history as to why mankind and apes switched hierarchy order. They missed the point- none of it mattered, it just did. That was the point in the first one. Hell, we didn't even KNOW it was even Earth until the end. We were lead to believe this was a planet far away. It was only near the end that we would suspect and the last scene in the movie that became one of of the most iconic in both sci-fi cinema and in Serling's career. To me despite all the efforts to turn it into a franchise and milk it for all its worth, the original movie works best as a stand alone story. And despite my efforts I cannot look at anything made after that as anything other than a cash grab.

The fact that we know this latest movie takes place on Earth in the first place takes away much of the suspense and story from the original movie. I suppose you could make more movies off of this, but you couldn't really duplicate the original. There is no longer a twist. If the astronauts knew they had landed on Earth to begin with, it would have spoiled much of the story. Even the Tim Burton remake ruined this for us. Not because those familiar with the first already expected the twist, but because they all but outright told us so, and turned it into a sloppy action movie rather than one that had social commentary about mankind's civility and evolutionary refinement versus our savagery that seemed to stay with us and was discovered to be our downfall, allowing other animals the chance to take over.

As for the trailer, I still say it would have been better had this army of apes came in flinging flaming toxic poo while hooting Baltimora's "Tarzan Boy" in 5-part harmony. But that's because I can be such a child.

Posted by: bleujayone at June 2, 2011 11:33 PM

Why has everything got to have "Rise" in the title lately?

Posted by: Lucas at June 3, 2011 12:03 AM

Same reason everyone had to have "...ing" in their title. Chasing Amy, Boxing Helena, Breaking Bad, Taking Lives, Saving Silverman, Saving Private Ryan. People are unimaginative and unoriginal and love riding on another's success.

Posted by: Protoguy at June 3, 2011 12:16 AM

Agreed. I don't care if those Apes are Einstein level smart. Anybody who has actually experienced the real world knows hat many+stupid > few and smart.

So I am guessing that we wipe out the monkeys and then we get some philosophical musings about how we constantly kill each other and hints of ww3 and then we pan to a few surviving monkeys running away


Also Ook

Posted by: Minto at June 3, 2011 1:23 AM

I was afraid of the look on Caesar's face there when he was turning away. He looked like Mark Whalburg.

Posted by: DeckOfficer at June 3, 2011 1:39 AM

@ elsie:
Don't apologize for your comments. They were ugly remarks and TK should know better. Maybe he was hungover or something.
The original is an American classic which is why they show it regularly on AMC, and that channel is all about class.

Also, baby monkey on a pig, how cute (and Machiavellian) is that! We lower our defenses when we see something like that and before we know it, "Ape Overlords!"

Posted by: Vhrico at June 3, 2011 6:19 AM

GUFFAW at the lobster quip!

I won't be seeing this.

Posted by: Caspar at June 3, 2011 6:23 AM

P.S. has anyone noticed that Whalburg somehow rhymes with Narwhal?

Posted by: Vhrico at June 3, 2011 6:28 AM

Maybe it's because I'm old(ish), but the original holds a special place in my heart. Back when I was a kid, they used to have playgrounds under the single screen and it would be filled with children in their pajamas running around like maniacs till the movie started, then we'd all race back to our cars in mass confusion. And I remember how amazing the end of the movie was to my 10 year old mind.

So yeah, I've got very fond memories of it and how DARE you sully it with your ugly remarks.

Posted by: snapnhiss at June 3, 2011 7:24 AM

I remember reading that some of the original Rise of the Planet of the Apes was incorporated into this one. The world this movie is working from just seems a little too "normal". If humanity was weakened, wouldn't that both take care of the 6 million v. a few hundred apes, and also make a dicey McGuffinesque "cure" more understandable? The 1970s version of this had a fascist state, with relatively few people that required ape helpers. It was still massively stupid, but for other reasons. As much as it makes an impressive visual, Ape v. Helicopter is really not a fair match. I think maybe if the apes are backed by Skynet?

Posted by: Mrcreosote at June 3, 2011 9:01 AM

Feh. If the human race is to be enslaved by anthropomorphs, why can't it be big-breasted catgirls or vixens?

Posted by: The Wanderer at June 3, 2011 9:12 AM

If humans are going to be overrun and enslaved by lower creatures, those creatures are going to be . . . COCKROACHS. Think about it. You know I'm right. Besides, I said COCK.

Posted by: BWeaves at June 3, 2011 9:32 AM

I abhor the 'end of mankind' movies but I really want to watch this one

Posted by: Candy at June 3, 2011 9:40 AM

Okay, "Baby Monkey on a Pig" effing KILLED ME. Seriously. I'm dead right now. Typing this from BEYOND THE GRAVE! WOOOOOO!!!

My best friend (at least the one I'm not married to) was, and is, a MAJOR "Apes" fan, mostly 'cause we came of age around the time of the sequels, TV show and cartoon series. Ergo, I've gotten interested over time mostly because of him. I never had a problem following the leaps in logic from the sequel movies, though they did get a bit layered.

But this? Wasn't the Burton remake saddled with an ending that alluded to there always having BEEN APES as the dominant species? Wasn't, like Apereham Lincoln's monument featured or somesuch?

If so, then this film is more of a stand-alone, unless it's going to end up with a sequel to the new NEW "Planet of the Apes" movie. If so, then what's the damn point? Most people have commented that the allure of the first movie was the "twist" ending. If "Rise" is going to have a sequel, why bother?

I say "pass". Definitely one for the movie channels.

Posted by: Green Lantern at June 3, 2011 10:16 AM

I don't know what is wrong with some of you people. Some of my fondest TV watching memories involve being camped out under my grandparents dining table watching the OG Planet of The Apes on WPIX Channel 11 in NY. I LOVED that movie. I still love that movie. I make my husband watch it all of the time, kind of like how I made him watch the 2 Godzilla movies that were on TCM late night last night. Ooooh yeah Ghidra!

Posted by: JenVegas at June 3, 2011 11:38 AM

The first PotA was a decent sci-fi film for its time and its also easy to forget that, again, for its time, it was revolutionary in many ways, not the least of which was the makeup job they did to turn actors into apes. Again, that youthful lack of perspective seems to color many opinions. I realize that the films look very dated now, but then they were a revelation. Even the sequel wasn't too bad until they got past 2 and then it did indeed feel like they were grasping. Yet, even in those odd followups there were some great story concepts. The remaining un-mutated humans worshiping the Nuclear weapon. How can that not be a brilliant, if a bit ham-handed metaphor for the 60's and 70' reliance on thermonuclear deterrence? The bomb deterred nothing. Indeed it destroyed all and yet the faithful still held it in reverence as their savior. The irony that Mr NRA Charlton Heston starred in it is priceless.

I saw them all, even the television series that followed. As with all franchises, there were winners and there were crap. The tv series suffered from the Star Trek Syndrome - every shot was obviously in the same California forested park land, which made it that much harder to suspend belief. That and the makeup shortcuts required for the quicker world of television production kinda sank the 'reality' they were trying for.

But again - 1970's. Holding these up to our present standards is an unfair comparison.

Posted by: Protoguy at June 3, 2011 1:58 PM

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!

Troy: What's wrong with me?
Dr. Zaius: I think you're crazy!
Troy: I want a second opinion.
Dr. Zaius: You're also lazy.

...

I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me

Oh my God, I was wrong
It was Earth all along

You've finally made a monkey out of meeee

Posted by: THRILLHO at June 3, 2011 3:40 PM

I totally want to see a gorilla take out a helicopter.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at June 3, 2011 6:24 PM

I would say the main reason I can't imagine seeing it, is the really unrealistic looking ape, that is their star. I don't care if it is Andy Serkis, the thing looks like a man-ape hybrid, not a normal ape that developed smarts.

Posted by: Protoguy at June 3, 2011 11:59 PM

I read a book called The Uplift War about mankind "uplifting" chimps and dolphins to sentience and making first contact at the same time. The neo-chimps and neo-dolphins are the client races of their patrons the humans, giving mankind patron race status in galactic society. In this story the apes and humans are allies against most other races in the galaxy who see the humans as upstarts and resent the human's own lack of a patron race, evolution being laughable in their context. It's pretty cool but I dropped in with the second book, I'd like to read the first one and see how adaptable it could be. It'd take a lot of mo-cap to shoot the book I read, the better half of which is devoted to chimps and alien characters.

Anyway this trailer doesn't look half-bad.

Posted by: HappyGobo at June 5, 2011 9:18 PM

Any movie with the word "Rise" in the title is automatically a steaming turd. Rise of the Lycans, Rise of the Machines....

Posted by: Mr. Stitch at June 9, 2011 11:12 AM

I like John Lithgow. I'll pass on this movie.

Posted by: googergieger at June 9, 2011 7:48 PM