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Everything You Ever Wanted In A Liver

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (29)



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Ah that Jude Law, he’s always stealing hearts. And whatever other internal organs you’re behind payment on.

Repo Men is slated for a 2010 release and also stars Forrest Whitaker and Liev Schreiber in a near future dystopian flick in which a company has perfected artificial organs but sends the repo men to slice you up and take back the organ if you fall behind on the payments.

The poster is relatively nifty:

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And here’s the red band trailer. Sorry that so far it’s only available with a age check at the start, thus ensuring that the only minors who can see it are liars, but Santa knows kiddies, he gets updates in real time and the sleigh is taking off in a few hours.

I’ve got mixed feelings here. On the one hand, repossessing artificial organs by killing people seems like the sort of eye-rolling counterproductive evil corporate behavior normally found in science fiction written by twelve year-olds and the overall story seems a standard bad-guy-turns-good-because-now-he’s-a-victim action fest. On the other hand, it’s got some heavy names that have been known to show up in particularly thoughtful films.

(source: SlashFilm)









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Comments

That's a shame; wish they'd made a movie based loosely on the dead parrot sketch

Posted by: conexus at December 24, 2009 9:34 AM

Waitagoddamnminute...What the hell? Did they just rip off Repo!: A Genetic Opera? Really? Well, at least it doesn't star Paris Hilton.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at December 24, 2009 9:35 AM

Love the little touch of the coffe cup in the poster..

Good reason to rewatch the REAL RepoMan!

Happy days everyone.

Posted by: Magiel at December 24, 2009 9:39 AM

Repo! was awesome because it was this zany gothic musical that didn't take the concept of repossessing organs by force seriously. It was all good campy fun. Even Paris Hilton was enjoyable in it, as the basis of her entire character was pretty much taking giant gouging stabs at her own public persona.

Can't watch the trailer from work. But the poster alone makes this look like a grim'n'gritty'n'oversaturated Michael Bay version.

Posted by: spideychris at December 24, 2009 9:40 AM

that. looks. AWFUL.

Posted by: gem at December 24, 2009 9:52 AM

Can't watch the trailer at work, so maybe I'm off here, but it does seem pretty silly to release this movie a year and half after Repo! The Genetic Opera came out. I know that organ repossession isn't exactly an uncommon theme in dystopian science fiction, but I don't think it's ever a good thing when you hear about a movie and all it makes you think about is...another movie.

Posted by: atinymachine at December 24, 2009 10:06 AM

I liked the trailer. I think it looks like a good throat slittin', blood spurtin', knifin' motherfuckers kinda time.

But hey, it's early here and I have yet to have coffee and I am watching some horrible cartoon with my neices at the moment; I'll take any kind of senseless violence at the moment.

Posted by: ashes at December 24, 2009 10:12 AM

Yeah....wasn't this a musical like, a year ago?

Posted by: Nadine at December 24, 2009 10:13 AM

So a typical Saturday night then, right Ashes?

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at December 24, 2009 10:30 AM

I think it looks beautiful. *sniff*

Posted by: DeistBrawler at December 24, 2009 10:53 AM

Doubt it's worth entering my birth date to watch a silly trailer. If it was Iron Man 2 it would be a different matter. I'll pass.

Posted by: barf at December 24, 2009 11:09 AM

JDW, a typical Saturday night in what regards?

The throat slittin', blood spurtin', knifin' motherfuckers kinda time? The sensless violence? The watching of Max & Ruby with my nieces?

Cause only two of those are typical. I'll let you take your pick.

Posted by: ashes at December 24, 2009 11:19 AM

I'm sorry, I just don't get this. What kind of business sense does it make to charge $700,000+ for organs--a price basically no one could afford--and then have to pay people to go brutally rip the organs back out?

Like, great...you created organ replacements, but if they're so expensive to design that no one can afford them, you really haven't invented anything.

Posted by: Lindsay at December 24, 2009 11:35 AM

Yeah. looks totally derivative, not just of Repo!.

I'M IN.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at December 24, 2009 12:18 PM

Spideychris writes: "Repo! was awesome because..."


aaaaand, I'm out.

Posted by: superasente at December 24, 2009 12:22 PM

Will only go see it if there's a cameo from Harry Dean Stanton.

Goddamn dipshit dildo gypsy punks! Eh, let's go get a drink...

Posted by: Jacktrade at December 24, 2009 12:49 PM

So people are more upset that it appears to rip off the ridiculous Repo: The Genetic Opera than that it bills itself as the "R" word (REMAKE) of the nostalgia classic sacred cow Repo Man?

I'm not defending or attacking this movie, nor slighting the original Repo Man. I'm just surprised and confused. (Which is my typical Saturday night anyway.)

Posted by: MM at December 24, 2009 1:17 PM

Ordinary man spends his life avoiding tense situations.

Repo Man spends his life getting into tense situations.

Posted by: , at December 24, 2009 3:48 PM

What? I will watch, and unequivocally love, anything that has Giles running around stabbing people while belting out rock ballads. ANYTHING.

Posted by: spideychris at December 24, 2009 6:05 PM

There is only one true REPO MAN film. And this ain't it.

/"Look at 'em. Ordinary fuckin' people. I hate 'em!"
//"Charming friends you've got there, Otto." "Thanks. I made them myself!"
///etc....

Posted by: DGM at December 24, 2009 7:13 PM

*blinks at poster

Wait...when did Eminem & Dre start making action movies?

Posted by: bleujayone at December 24, 2009 9:18 PM

where is the Hit-Girl red band trailer, cause that looks waaaaay better for a gore fest? plus nikky cage's mustache is oscar worthy on its own.

Posted by: MarcusArilius at December 25, 2009 12:55 PM

or actually i think the movie might be called Kick-Ass. i don't know, i was too busy dodging bullets to really see...

Posted by: MarcusArilius at December 25, 2009 1:00 PM

I wonder if one of their clients is a Rasta played by Terry Gilliam, with Terry Jones in drag as his wife.

Just saying. It's been done, and for great laughs.

Posted by: The Wanderer at December 26, 2009 12:21 AM

Whatever. It's got Ghost Dog!

I am SO there!

Posted by: ceejeemcbeegee at December 26, 2009 10:05 PM

This looks like it could be really bad.
I'm definitely going to see this!!!

Posted by: jockspice at December 27, 2009 7:47 AM

This book was PHENOMENAL!!! Granted, movies rarely do books justice but if it's remotely as good as the book was, it'll be awesome.

Posted by: RichieRich at December 28, 2009 12:31 AM

hmmm ....

some actors just work better as flawed heroes, not straight-up heroes. Even the trailer doesn't make me root for Jude Law. He's too goddamn pretty. And Liev Schrieber (i.e., a man of way more depth) looks about as poignant in this role as the oversquirt from a toothpaste tube.

pass

Posted by: Johnnyboy at December 28, 2009 12:38 PM

The part that bothers me the most about this trailer (because I've long since forgotten about Repo!) is that Whitaker's and Law's characters were supposed to have grown up together, and yet, totally different accents.

Posted by: Annie at December 28, 2009 8:00 PM


















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