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Only an A**hole Gets Killed for a Train

By Brian Prisco | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (18)



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Everywhere you look, people are getting repo’ed. They just did a godawful abortion of a musical about repossessing organs and Hot Topic. Now, Jude Law and Forrest Whitaker are going all gunkata on the same basic concept. But there was always the glorious, glorious punk rock original.

Alex Cox’s Repo Man is not a great movie. It’s like the Buzzcocks version of filmmaking: gritty, boiled down, loud, boisterous, obnoxious, smashmouth, berserker, ridiculous, sproingy. The power of Repo Man comes from authentic anger, a lashing out at the commercialism of the world. Emilio Estevez steals cars and drinks generic white cans with BEER stenciled on the side. It’s a middle finger up the ass of Reaganomics.

What the fuck Alex Cox thinks he’s doing with Repo Chick is anyone’s guess. Punk rockers should die young or fade away. You can’t oi against the establishment when you’re collecting social security. Check the trailer below if you feel like taking a bleach enema up a nostril.

It looks like it was shot by the people who make Lazytown for Nickelodeon. It’s like the filmic equivalent of the foreign music videos playing in Armenian restaurants strung together and just as logical. The entire flick was shot green screen on the new RED digital cameras. Which probably means something to someone somewhere, but honestly, it just makes this look like one big ass karaoke video that was shot with cell phones at an low-rent Ohio amusement park.

There is nothing even remotely similar to the first one other than it makes fuck-all sense. I’m embarrassed for everyone involved in this, from the lead actress whose name I refuse to look up to Roseanna Arquette to the tragedy that is Miguel Sandoval — who is incredibly better than this atrocity. It’s like your stately grandfather pooping himself — seeing what’s become of Alex Cox. You made Sid and Nancy, dude. You were the scratched-throat howl of a generation. And now, you’ve made a Fanta commercial with guns.









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Comments

...What in the fucking fuck was that? It looked like what happens when severely mentally disturbed six year old gets her hands on mommy's camera and films her barbies shooting each other.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at January 26, 2010 10:45 AM

That trailer hurt my heart.

Posted by: Jerce at January 26, 2010 11:01 AM

That's what my dreams look like after I eat 4-alarm chili.

Posted by: Kballs at January 26, 2010 11:04 AM

Actually, I'm not that surprised.

I watched Repo Man recently, and decided afterward to view the extras that came with the "re-released" edition on DVD.

I was hoping for something cool, but alas it was mostly Cox, now old and sad, trying pathetically to show that he was still cool. There were a few outtakes/cut scenes, but otherwise, waaay too much Cox trying/failing to be relevant.

Only decent part was a rambling, frequently incoherent interview with modern-day Harry Dean Stanton (dressed like Johnny Cash for some reason, complete with guitar) that seemed like an interview with Repo Man Bud in a rest home years later. There was even a start of a tirade against Christians, though he didn't curse the Rodriguez bros, much to my dissapointment.

Posted by: Jacktrade at January 26, 2010 11:04 AM

That's what my dreams bowel movements look like after I eat 4-alarm chili.

There you go, KBalls.

Posted by: branded at January 26, 2010 11:16 AM

But how do you feel about "Straight To Hell"?

Posted by: Jay at January 26, 2010 11:24 AM

I'll have you know that Cedar Point is the worlds best amusement parks in the world, and it happens to be located in Sandusky, Ohio. So just go ahead and jerk your wheel INTO A GODDAMNED BRIDGE ABUTMENT.

Posted by: Max at January 26, 2010 11:31 AM

Everytime someone mentions Lazytown, all I can think of is Hattytown.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at January 26, 2010 11:42 AM

They just did a godawful abortion of a musical about repossessing organs and Hot Topic.

Wait...are you trying to say what I think you're saying?

You take that back you filthy whore!

Posted by: DeistBrawler at January 26, 2010 11:53 AM

You know I think that this "Lazytown" aesthetic is intentional. And the premise seems less punk than what the media thinks of as "punk." All is to say that there might be more to this flick than meets the eye. The backdrops remind me more of the tableux you see during the confession segments of reality tv shows than lazytown. Cox might be onto something here. Only time will tell.

Posted by: Mr.West at January 26, 2010 12:20 PM

Shit, why'd you have to mention Lazytown? That show gives me seizures of revulsion. I don't even know why I have seen it more than once. Having a 4-year old is no excuse.

I can't even attempt that trailer after Lazytown has been mentioned.

Posted by: lainiefig at January 26, 2010 12:52 PM

The poster looks like a rejected villainess for "Kick- Ass".

Posted by: bleujayone at January 26, 2010 1:43 PM

Gah, stuff it you bunch of hipsters. I thought it looked kind of fun.

Posted by: EricD at January 26, 2010 2:41 PM

Don't know details/tech etc, but the RED cameras are kind of a devoted effort to make really good high quality HD cameras for like 100k or less, which is ridiculously cheap for a movie camera. As such, it lowers the barrier to entry for low-end but high quality film-making.

Posted by: e at January 26, 2010 4:04 PM

Personally, I tend to like stuff that's really weird and that looks low-budget and colorful and fake. Like Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job (or the Major Lazer video pon de floor, directed by Eric). Or like Sifl and Olly, one of my all-time favorite TV shows (the creator went on to direct Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny, another great slice of colorful low-budget insanity). Or like Arise!, the "recruitment video" for the Church of the Subgenius, whose opening can be seen here. So, I have some hope that Repo Chick could be right up my alley...

Posted by: Jesse M. at January 26, 2010 4:08 PM

I honestly think Repo Chick is going to up a lot of people's ally, mine especially, and anyone else that tired of the same old regurgitated, hollywood bullshit.

Personally, I would rather watch a new Alex Cox movie, "fanta commercial" or not, then sit through one more bland, pathetic eighties remake, or formulaic network drama.

I'll give him points just for ATTEMPTING to do something at least slightly unpredictable, honestly. Most of the films and music made this decade, are boring, overproduced rehashes of previous decades.

The kids know it too. Why do you think in the first time in 50 years that teenagers are actually asking their parents for film and music recommendations?

Because when we look back on this decade, its going to be nothing but rehashes, remakes, repeats, and soulless corporations pumping out soulless, empty fucking drivel that most people could care less about.

(But hey...look at all that money behind it! So it must be good, right?)

The music industry's dying. And so is the film industry. They're desperate, and pandering, and too afraid to take chances. And ironically enough, its this attitude that will become their death kneel.

In the meantime, I will watch ANYONE'S movie that at least ATTEMPTS to have something to say, or shown me something I haven't see before.

(Low budget or not.)

Weither they succeed or not, at least they tried....at least it wasn't the same old cliched Hollywood, multi-million dollar piece of shit.

There's a lot of people out there desperate for that, I think. Maybe not you, but some of us are.

But I guess that's why they call it a "Cult film", isn't it?

-Zero

P.S. Also, I give Alex Cox way more props for doing this, rather than be in hollywood...making some placid, toned down, gutless Sid and Nancy remake with Collin Farrell and Jennifer Anniston.

(Of course, you'd probably shit yourself over THAT, so I guess the point's probably moot.)

Posted by: Zero Fluxx at April 27, 2010 5:38 AM

"The poster looks like a rejected villainess for "Kick- Ass"."

Yeah, and then to be really tricky, he did it first.

Posted by: Zero FLuxx at April 27, 2010 5:42 AM

Personally, I would rather watch a new Alex Cox movie, "fanta commercial" or not, then sit through one more bland, pathetic eighties remake, or formulaic network drama.

That's like saying that you would rather have a formerly-great chef burn your steak rather than eat at McDonald's. False dichotomy is false. There are other choices out there.

Posted by: Halloween Jack at February 28, 2011 3:01 PM