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Real Steel Trailer: I've Screen Grabbed Hugh Jackman Shirtless So You Don't Have to Watch the Ridiculous Trailer

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (14)



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They are robots. And they are boxing! And we’re supposed to root for the underdog robot. Because he’s scrap metal. A trash heap. A hunk of junk. It’s a robot, people! Why should we care which metal-based form wins a boxing match? Is it voiced by Vin Diesel and afraid of guns? Then who gives a shit? This shit’s dumber than exploding frog turds.

And no, i can’t wait to see it, either. I mean, on the one hand, it’s robots boxing. But on the other, IT’S ROBOTS BOXING. And Hugh Jackman is going to spar with a robot. It’ll be released in October, just in time for Oscar season.









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Comments

So it's the Chief NockemHomer episode of The Simpsons starring Hugh Jackman as Homer and Young Thor as Bart? I'm in.

Posted by: Robert at May 10, 2011 2:11 PM

Real Steel is a Steven Spielberg and Robert Zemeckis movie based on Richard Matheson novel.
Throughout the movie there's just a 30% boxing.
Insiders who have seen Real Steel's preview are excited, Spielberg & Zemeckis are already planning the sequel, nobody in Hollywood bets millions of dollars on 'nags'....especially people like Spielberg & Zemeckis.

Posted by: C.A.White at May 10, 2011 2:22 PM

You DO love me!

Posted by: Figgy at May 10, 2011 2:27 PM

I saw this the other day and thought, "Hmm, this looks so completely ridiculous that it might be awesome." But then, I'll see anything Hugh Jackman is in.

Also, the ladies and menfolk across the land thank you for the screen grab.

Posted by: Sara H at May 10, 2011 2:27 PM

Over the Top II: Rock 'Em Sock'Em Boogaloo

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 10, 2011 2:52 PM

Reel Steel? Are they robot fishermen?

Posted by: fracas at May 10, 2011 2:55 PM

It's got a cute kid. And a scrappy (Ha!) robot with a "personality." Why couldn't they have found a Mr. T-Bot in the scrapyard that was hidden because it was too awesomely ass-kicking. Then the last third of the movie would be a robot with Mr. T's voice kicking the crap out of a lot of other robots. Who wouldn't watch that? Call it "I Pity the Tool!".

I may have misplaced my soul somewhere.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at May 10, 2011 4:08 PM

i remember when Jackman acted in some good movies so i remember 2006(THE PRESTIGE ,THE FOUNTAIN)

now i don't care if Jackman is a nice guy ,he has a shitty taste on movies

Posted by: carrie at May 10, 2011 4:39 PM

The title make me lulz.

Posted by: noonoo at May 10, 2011 5:57 PM

Over the Top II: Rock 'Em Sock'Em Boogaloo

That would have been better actually. Or better yet:
Transformer RockX: Over the Dark of the Moon

Hugh Jackman as Wolverine training Optimus Prime (Whose payments he's also behind on) to fight while learning to love his son Shia Leboof.

Posted by: Paultera at May 10, 2011 6:21 PM

i hate movies with kids that don't act like kids. i think i saw a bit of that here. still, it does look like it could be fun. and there's nothing wrong with shirtless jackman.

Posted by: splinter at May 10, 2011 6:30 PM

That kid is rocking some serious Phantom Menace vibes.

Also I 'rection Jackman has gotten to the point now where he's trying to impress his kids rather than the wife. Because I can't imagine his kids sitting down to watch The Fountain anytime soon.

Posted by: chumplunt at May 10, 2011 9:24 PM

YAY JACKMAN BREASTESES!

Posted by: Jerry at May 10, 2011 10:32 PM

I'm confused, was this a trailer or did I just see the whole movie?

Posted by: Magiel at May 11, 2011 4:16 AM