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A Study In Boobs, Butts, And Blood

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (15)



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The red band trailer is a curious phenomenon. The notion that it’s the celebration of violence, sex, or language that will somehow make a trailer more effective is an odd one, yet it’s also strangely effective. Perhaps it’s the titillation factor — people see the red band tag and think “ooh! dirty!” and become intrigued. Most times, red band trailers are rather disappointing, showing a spurt of blood or a flash of side boob or a scattered “shit” or “fuck,” and not much else.

However, this week two films that we’d already premiered trailers for, The Mechanic and the embarrassingly titled No Strings Attached, released new, red band trailers, and for once, they’re actually worth discussing in terms of their content. They both actually provide a somewhat new take on the films, and for once they’ve actually succeeded in making the films more intriguing.

The first one, The Mechanic, is a remake of a 1972 Charles Bronson film, about a hit man who takes on a protege. It adheres to the plot of the original in the loosest sense, which is actually a good thing, because it actually seems to be a somewhat different film — a remake in name only, if you will. Regardless, the new trailer amps up everything — there’s more violence, more sex, some random nudity, and a lot of blood. While it does feel like you’re basically seeing a two minute encapsulation of the film rather than a preview, it serves an important function — to let you know that it’s not some watered-down PG-13, milk-and-honey action flick. Instead, it’s clearly shooting for gritty, unapologetic violence. And for the most part, it succeeds.

Now, how necessary that was to the film’s marketing is questionable — the film’s already got a good deal of talent attached — The Statham, Ben Foster (who continues to be sadly underused), Donald Sutherland, and Tony Goldwyn (taking a break from his relatively successful directing career). That’s enough to draw in a lot of film junkies, although having Simon “Put tha bunneh back in tha bawx” West as a director earns it a demerit. Regardless, it’s a strong, if somewhat extraneous, trailer.

Next we have No Strings Attached, a movie that was, based on the prior trailer, basically fucked — no pun intended (seriously). It debuted right around the time that the trailer for Friends With Benefits (another lame title) debuted, and the two films have basically the exact same plot. Two friends start having casual sex, and feelings complicate things. Friends With Benefits has a lot going for it — it’s directed by Will Gluck (Easy A), it stars Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake, both of whom are coming off of strong performances in Black Swan and The Social Network, respectively. And Friends With Benefits was by far the funnier, more effective trailer.

So what to do about No Strings Attached? Go for the dirty bits. Show that the reason that the first trailer sucked is because much of the film’s merits are dependent on its naughtier, R-rated aspects. And it does so in spades — it’s chock full of sex, profanity, and flashes of Natalie Portman flesh (no, nothing too explicit). Which is good, because God knows I needed something to get me to see past the fact that it co-stars Ashton fucking Kutcher (and apparently his bare ass). But it worked. The trailer is much better than its green-banded predecessor. It showcases more of its supporting cast, including the excellent Mindy Kaling, not to mention the underrated Jake Johnson, the always-welcome Kevin Kline, and even a bit of Greta Gerwig to satisfy the arthouse crowd. Kutcher still looks like a high school jackass who stumbled onto a movie set, but still, it works far better. Does it look good? I’m not sure. But I’ll say this: it sure as fuck looks better, and in this case the red band trailer gives it a fighting chance against its clone competition.

So there you have it. Two rare occurrences that demonstrate the effectiveness of a red band trailer. Doesn’t happen often.

I hope you enjoyed this little examination of blood, boobs and butts.









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Comments

Ahem, furriner here seeking clarification: what is a red band trailer? Cause having been raised in the lands of the original brothers Grimm and sung to sleep with lullabies lamenting babies deaths (no, I'm not kidding - over here, mothers croon dirges at the newborn) I'm not sure what to make of this. Audiences should be shocked?

Posted by: cinekat at January 5, 2011 9:14 AM

Well, I've now seen The Mechanic in its entirety from that trailer. I can't say I wouldn't still watch it when it hits Netflix though.

And I'm not watching that trailer for No Strings Attached. Though the title keeps making me sing the N*Sync song in my head.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at January 5, 2011 9:21 AM

cinekat, red band trailers are like normal trailers in that they're an abomination that reveal way too much of something that should be experienced fresh when seen in the cinema, but they'll show (to quote TK above) 'a spurt of blood or a flash of side boob or a scattered “shit” or “fuck”' as an extra.

So the only difference is: if you know it's gonna be a shit film but fancy seeing maybe a flash of side boob of a well-boobed female lead without having to pay to get in the cinema, then watch a red band trailer. Otherwise the perennial trailer rules applies: don't bother watching.

Posted by: zeke the pig at January 5, 2011 9:38 AM

Best evidence for only showing Red Band trailers.

I detest Ashton Kutcher, but this trailer made me laugh.
...and Natalie Portman should be doing a lot more funny films.

Also, The Statham and Ben Foster are a marriage made in heaven.

Posted by: OldSchool60 at January 5, 2011 9:41 AM

Firstly, I haven't had a The Statham boner this early in the morning in a long time so thank you. The Ben Foster reach around was a bonus.

Secondly, the strategic placement of sheets on Mrs. Natalie Portman-Scott is an abomination and those responsible should be cleansed from this earth with fire. The mix CD did make me chuckle though.

Posted by: admin at January 5, 2011 9:47 AM

My work computer blocks most trailers that get posted on this site, but it's curiously permissive when it comes to red-band ones. Odd.

Does anybody actually put that much effort into keeping themselves covered with a sheet during sex in the privacy of their bedroom? If Natalie Portman doesn't want to show herself naked, I can respect that. But it's like I always say: nudity can be gratuitous, and sex scenes can be gratuitous, but nudity during a sex scene is NOT gratuitous. It is simply what happens, and if you don't want to show yourself naked then don't take roles that are entirely about sex.

Posted by: Todd at January 5, 2011 10:06 AM

@Todd: What strikes me in American films anbd shows is the afterglow/morning after scene wherein one person rolls over sighing contentedly and it is revealed that the woman is wearing some sort of bra or tanktop. During sex? Really? Why the contented sigh then, from either party?

Posted by: cinekat at January 5, 2011 10:12 AM

Wow. That trailer actually made an Ashton Kutcher film look watchable. That probably just means that we saw all the best parts.

Posted by: Paultera at January 5, 2011 10:39 AM

We need more Statham on this site (nay, in the universe in general, say I). The Statham needs his own post. We need to dissect and discuss how a balding guy w odd teeth and ordinary looks can completely transform into Sexy Beast when he flips the switch on his grin. We need to examine how his gravelly voice and killer accent amp up the volume on the Charming Rake thing he's got goin on. Then there's the Walk, the Wink, and of course the Body. And then , more to the point, there's the thing where he chooses movies that play to every one of these strengths and he never gets that idiotic counterproductive itch to do an art film or play fucking MacBeth (although he could easily star in "Fucking MacBeth" and I'd watch).

These are all things that need to be laid out like a poker hand and made much of.

Posted by: klingonfree at January 5, 2011 11:47 AM

The Ben Foster reach around - this is why admin wins. Great name for a band too..

Posted by: Odnon. at January 5, 2011 11:59 AM

Statham.

/skwee

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 5, 2011 12:44 PM

True story: Natalie Portman once tumbled down the stairs of a tall tower, and when her head finally hit the pavement at the bottom it cracked the foundation which caused the building to start sinking into the earth. It's in Italy somewhere; I don't remember the details.

Did you guys know that Natalie Portman wanted to become an astronaut, but they were worried that the gravitational pull of her skull would throw off the tides? That's a true story too.

I heard that Natalie Portman is an orphan because when she was born her mother was literally ripped in two. Isn't that fact tragic?

I heard she's dating Megamind.

Posted by: superasente at January 5, 2011 12:45 PM

In the words of Jeff Winger: Congratu-HORRIBLE.

Posted by: kristin at January 5, 2011 3:29 PM

oh, and Kline > Kutcher.

Posted by: kristin at January 5, 2011 3:31 PM

"I heard she's dating Megamind."

Lucky bitch...

I almost didn't watch the No Strings Attached trailer due to the Kutch. Glad I did because it looks hilarious and it apparently does not star or feature any Seth Rogens or Jonah Hills or Danny McBrides. Whosoever deemed these "comedians" funny has begun to ruin comedy forever.

Posted by: EJ at January 6, 2011 2:55 PM