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Red Band Rapture-Palooza Trailer: I Guess Dropping F-Bombs Doesn't Make Everything Funnier.

By Jodi Clager | Trailers | May 15, 2013 | Comments ()


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The post-apocalypse movie (I will be so thankful when this trend burns out) Rapture-Palooza follows Lindsey (Anna Kendrick) and Ben (John Francis Daley). The pair spend their time getting back to their daily life after the rapture carries most of the population to Heaven or whatever. The world is now populated by those left behind, probably Kirk Cameron, wraiths, and The Beast (Craig Robinson), who has begun his rule on Earth. Lindsey and Ben decide to force The Beast into another thousand year imprisonment by playing on his obvious crush on Lindsey.

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It looks like shite. Anna Kendrick is the only salvageable part of this trailer, I'm afraid. Honestly, even she looks out of her depth and unsure of how to properly throw herself into the material. This movie will either come together in some magical way and actually be entertaining and funny OR it will look just like the trailer, only more expensive and mind-numbingly longer. I suppose someone (coughTKcough) will find out June 7 and let us know. For now, try not to wish for death while watching the very NSFW trailer.







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  • googergieger

    I don't know. Let me see.

    Ahem.

    Why did the paranoid chicken cross the road? Why the fuck do you want to know? You a fucking cop or something?!

    Huh. Turns out you're right.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    I'm willing to let you guys know, except that trailer has told me my review of this is just going to be, "Oh god, you guys, Anna Kendrick in that dress? Must. See."

  • TSF

    Trailer won't play in my country. It's alright, you guys. I'll be okay.

  • Pajiba_Pragmatist

    Oh my that looks BAD.

  • Puddin

    KEEP YOUR STUPID AND UGLY OPINIONS T YOURSELF. YOU ARE A LOSER SLUT AND WE WOULD NEVER LET YOU SEE THIS MOVIE ANYWAY I AM A GOOD PERSON AND MY MOVIES ARE THE MOST DELICIOUS MOVIES IN THE WORLD MY NON HUMAN CHILDREN LOVE THEM SO WHY DONT YOU FUCK OFF AND DIE OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN HACKED GOD WILL AVENGE THIS.

    Love, Amy's Baking Company

  • phase10

    And we just watched it last night. I just can't believe how someone can be so delusional and entitled.

  • BWeaves

    Snorted my tea on the keyboard. I would have had no idea what you were doing there, except I just read about Kitchen Nightmares a minute ago on a different site. Holy shite.

  • ,

    Day-um, Anna looks great in that white dress.

    The rest of this? Ummmmm ...

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