Red Band Rapture-Palooza Trailer: I Guess Dropping F-Bombs Doesn't Make Everything Funnier.
The post-apocalypse movie (I will be so thankful when this trend burns out) Rapture-Palooza follows Lindsey (Anna Kendrick) and Ben (John Francis Daley). The pair spend their time getting back to their daily life after the rapture carries most of the population to Heaven or whatever. The world is now populated by those left behind, probably Kirk Cameron, wraiths, and The Beast (Craig Robinson), who has begun his rule on Earth. Lindsey and Ben decide to force The Beast into another thousand year imprisonment by playing on his obvious crush on Lindsey.
It looks like shite. Anna Kendrick is the only salvageable part of this trailer, I'm afraid. Honestly, even she looks out of her depth and unsure of how to properly throw herself into the material. This movie will either come together in some magical way and actually be entertaining and funny OR it will look just like the trailer, only more expensive and mind-numbingly longer. I suppose someone (coughTKcough) will find out June 7 and let us know. For now, try not to wish for death while watching the very NSFW trailer.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)