web counter
 

Yo Momma! No, Your Momma! Oh, F**k You. Yo Momma

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (25)

Kevin-Smith-Cop-Out-Movie-Still.jpg

Finally, people! The Red Band trailer for Kevin Smith’s Cop Out is out now, and now we understand. The Kevin Smith mojo is still there, y’all. It was just hidden beneath the previously crappy PG-rated trailers and television spots. At long last, fans of Kevin Smith don’t have to worry any longer — his hilariously jejune sense of humor is still intact. I no longer have to carry the weight of loathing a Kevin Smith film around with me. What a relief. The monkey’s off my back. It was the profanity, people! That’s what was missing. The fucking profanity!

Nah. I’m just fucking with you. Cop Out still looks like hobo-ass. But now it’s hobo-ass with “Yo Momma” jokes, bad movie references (really, Kevin: a little cultural timeliness would be nice), and a lot more fuck-yous. How bad is this movie going to be? Even the Red Band trailer insists on using that knock-knock joke and the copy-cat scene with Sean William Scott. Probably because it’s Sean William Scott’s only scene. And maybe they think he’s some sort of selling point.

Primate sex — really not funny.

Pinch your nose, folks. Type in your birthday. Hit play, and feel your soul shrivel up.










Each Time You Like, Share, Tweet or Stumble a Pajiba Post, An Angel Does the Paul Rudd Dance

← A Star is Born Remake and Enchanted and Da Vinci Code Sequel News | "24' Recap: Day 8: 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM →









Comments

FIRST...
time in the Superbowl, bitches!
Fuckin, Go Colts...I hate you, Dustin.

Anyway. I have to say, I did laugh when he punched the 10-year old.

Posted by: jamiepants at February 5, 2010 9:26 AM

I like Bruce Willis and 30 Rock, so I don't care what you say, I'm seeing this movie anyway! Plus I actually got a couple of laughs out of that trailer.

Posted by: Chugga at February 5, 2010 9:26 AM

I'm still going to give it a chance. Tracy Morgan is just lovely.

Posted by: NameTBD at February 5, 2010 9:28 AM

I'll rent it. Cock-punching ten-year olds is funny.

Posted by: admin at February 5, 2010 10:00 AM

RENT!

Posted by: wsapnin at February 5, 2010 10:10 AM

I think this looks worse the more I see of it. That's a shame.

Posted by: becks at February 5, 2010 10:23 AM

Okay...I kinda thought that was funny. That interrogation scene had me laughing a bit. And the knock-knock bit made me chuckle the first time, and seeing where it's going was amusing. It doesn't look like a good movie, but there will be at least a few fun moments in there. I'll probably see this.

Posted by: ChristianH at February 5, 2010 10:32 AM

I'll admit it - there were some pretty funny moments. This'll be one of those movies that I find funny, but that I don't think is particularly good.

Plus, the insane genius that is Tracy Morgan... I am the moth to his lunatic, incoherent flame.

Posted by: TK at February 5, 2010 10:40 AM

At long last, the emperor has no clothes on. It took this movie to make those Kevin Smith lovers realize that he is nothing more than a hack film maker, better late than never.

Posted by: Orrin Hatch at February 5, 2010 11:08 AM

Tracy Morgan is not funny. He never has been funny. He never will be funny. He will single-handedly ruin this movie.

Which doesn't look horrible. Just annoying. Because Tracy Morgan is in it.

Posted by: ingres at February 5, 2010 11:44 AM

I laughed. I admit it, I lol'ed.

This might not be Clerks-level, but I bet Smith could do some interesting things within the standard structure of a wisecracking-cop-partners shoot-'em-up script. (After all, the formula is popular because it so often works so well.)

I said could. I'm not convinced yet, just encouraged.

Posted by: Jerce at February 5, 2010 11:46 AM

To be fair, he only directed the movie, he didn't write the script.

Having said that, I still agree with you that it looks like hobo-ass :(

Posted by: Mari at February 5, 2010 12:26 PM

I don't get why you guys keep pre-emptively dumping on this movie while holding out hope for macgruber.

Posted by: roorda at February 5, 2010 12:32 PM

Well, but he didn't write it, yeah?

Posted by: Melodie at February 5, 2010 12:32 PM

I'm seeing this movie whether you like it or not. But if you don't like it, I'm seeing it drunk and/or high.

Posted by: Lucas at February 5, 2010 12:35 PM

Sigh. . . ya I think that I may end up seeing this but I will have to be high first for sure.

Posted by: Alli at February 5, 2010 1:29 PM

jejune sense of humor

I would like to mail you a shiny quarter for using this big, fancy word.

Yeah, I saw Bruce Willis on Letterman the other night, and he had a clip, and I don't remember what exactly was going on, but it looked like ass. Hobo ass.

Posted by: MM at February 5, 2010 1:39 PM

This honestly doesn't look all that bad. Like others, I LOL'ed at a few things. Plus, Rashida Jones is real purdy, and there's a slim chance that Kevin Pollack will do his Shatner impersonation.

Posted by: Groundloop at February 5, 2010 1:45 PM


What if the two cops in the movie arrest a long haired, weed smoking director who (maybe) used to make edgy independent movies -- but they arrest him for selling out and making shitty J-Lo movies?

Posted by: Kosmic Koyote at February 5, 2010 4:05 PM

Christ, that was terrible. Like a prime-time sitcom with dick jokes. Someone should clue Kevin Smith (and Judd Apatow, while they're at it) in that cock and pussy references do not automatically equal comedy gold. Good performances and competent filmmaking will win out over "double penetration" and "monkey head" every time.

Posted by: KXJXBX at February 5, 2010 6:26 PM

monkey head?

Posted by: Orrin Hatch at February 5, 2010 11:47 PM

Interested in a discrete and mutually beneficial relationship? http://AgelessOnly.com gives you a chance to make your life better.

Posted by: Patty at February 6, 2010 11:12 AM

Interested in a discrete and mutually beneficial relationship? http://AgelessOnly.com gives you a chance to make your life better.

Posted by: Patty at February 6, 2010 11:16 AM

You do realize Kevin Smith did not write this movie, correct? Because your major complaint seems to be that this is poorly written and then Smith gets the blame.

But regardless, I think this movie looks funny. I love Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan has his moments. Juvenile as fuck, to be sure, but hey, I'm quite lowbrow.

Posted by: Gore Motel at February 7, 2010 1:33 PM

Yeahh, Smith might be directing, but I'm nearly positive he didn't write.

Posted by: Victor at February 8, 2010 12:54 PM