'Red 2' Teaser: One, Two, Helen Mirren Is Coming For You, Three, Four, Why Lock The Door?

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Red 2 Teaser: One, Two, Helen Mirren Is Coming For You, Three, Four, Why Lock The Door?

By Jodi Clager | Trailers | January 18, 2013 | Comments ()


I thought the movie Red was fun times and enjoyed it. You had your odd little love story, retired black-ops weirdos, and lots of violence. Bruce Willis, Mary-Louise Parker, Helen Mirren, John Malkovich in all of his batsh*t glory, and an assortment of other dignified actors will be taking part in the sequel, Red 2. Unfortunately, Catherine Zeta-Jones and her ego will be in the movie as well. The teaser looks like more of the same fun from the first movie and I will most definitely be checking out Red 2 at some point. Probably at home, in my pajamas, under my Batman quilt, drinking wine.


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  • ,

    Mirren Mirren in the tub,

    Would you like to play rub-a-dub-dub?

  • Mavler

    I'm a little more turned on by that header pic than I should probably admit to. Liked the first one - hope the sequel is as good.

  • Quatermain

    I hope when I'm Bruce Willis's age, I can still snag a chick that looks like that. Of course, given that I don't get script approval, when I'm that age my selection pool will probably be narrowed down to women that look like 'Mom' from Futurama.

    If nothing else, Willis and Malcovich have nailed the typical I'm an old man and I'm gonna wear whatever the hell I want and not give even the slightest of damns' wardrobe.

  • sean

    I hope Warren Ellis is getting a nice check from this.

  • The Replicant Brooke

    I have a thing for Bruce Willis. So I'll watch.

  • Gabs

    I thought the first one was super fun. I'll probably see this one in theatres.

  • Bert_McGurt

    I'm not sure broadcasting the Oscar credentials of the stars will make much of a difference to the audience here...

  • MotoJ

    What the heck's wrong with Malkovich's knees? Is anyone supposed to believe he was Special Ops? He looks like he could barely teeter over to the buffet.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    I think it's the pants.

  • F'mal DeHyde

    God, I hope so! He looks really knock-kneed.

  • buell

    So we lost Karl Urban and gained Catherine Zeta-Jones... damn.

  • Look, any chance for Bad-Ass Action Chick Helen Mirren and I'm there with bells.

  • lowercase_ryan


  • Mrs. Julien

    Plus he provides his own wardrobe.

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