Q: What If Sharks Got Caught In A Tornado? A: SyFy Would Make A Movie About It Starring Tara Reid.
Are you tingly? I bet you're tingly. You probably need to seek medical attention, because I think the tingling might be brain cells leaking out of your pores. First, however, I have come up with some exciting SyFy original movie ideas and I would like to share them with you.
What happens when scientists accidentally create an animal hybrid of grizzly bears and turtles? GRIZZLY TURTLE! Powerful turtle jaws combined with a bear's strength, size, and claws make the Grizzly Turtle a formidable foe. Add in the hard turtle's shell protecting its vital organs and you have trouble in a sleepy town in Iowa! Starring Tiffany Brissette ("Small Wonder") and Michael Cade ("California Dreams").
Killer Guinea Pigs
An animal testing lab has been perfecting a bodybuilding serum and testing it on guinea pigs! Unfortunately, all of those dead guinea pigs they threw in the dumpster weren't really dead. They were just hibernating while their cells rebuilt themselves and turned them into KILLER GUINEA PIGS! Filled with the strength of a professional wrestler and only their memories of a life held in captivity while being tortured, these guinea pigs will turn this small Oklahoma town into pellets! Starring Shannen Doherty and Aaron Carter.
The animal shelter in town hasn't been taking very good care of the animals. As the widespread rabies infection is discovered, a harsh thunderstorm tears the facility apart and carries the rabid animals away in its strong winds. Who will survive when it really is raining rabid cats and dogs? Starring Antonio Sabato Jr. and Willa Ford.
If any of you steal my ideas, I will know about it. I'm making threatening faces at all of you right now.