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Does This Look Infected?

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (18)



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What can I say, I’m on an Australia kick. Here’s the trailer for Primal, which starts out looking like your average, run-of-the-outback (seewhatididthere?killme), pretty-20-somethings-in-trouble horror flick. I was basically just sitting around waiting for the mutants, or the zombies or giant alligators or something to show up.

As you can see, it’s something else entirely. And let me just say, if one of my friends goes swimming next time we go camping and comes out looking like something from The Descent, I’m taking a shovel to your head and I’ll later write a really nice sympathy note to your mom, because FUCK. THAT.

Anyway, six Australians go out to party in the middle of nowhere, and one of them gets infected with… something. She gets sick, and unlike the utterly disappointing The Ruins (to which this has a somewhat similar vibe), instead of lying around whining like a goddamn wuss and waiting for the fucking plants to eat her, she becomes some sort of primal beast, hunting down her friends. It gets weirder after that — another of them gets infected, and there appears to be some sort of giant snake creature involved as well. Also, I hated The Ruins.

Regardless, I’m interested. It’s a fairly unusual setting and concept, and I like the simplicity of it — other than some (seemingly poor) CG for the creature effects, it appears to be resting its laurels on plotting, suspense, gore and makeup effects. No release date has been set yet, unfortunately.

(trailer courtesy of Shock Til You Drop)









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Comments

The Ruins 2: Australian Boogaloo

Posted by: superasente at February 8, 2010 8:00 AM

TK, you beat me to it. This looks like The Ruins, only good. Or rather, this looks like what The Ruins should have been as a novel and a film. Even if it's crap, at least something happens on screen. Even if it's crap, at least I actually care about these people more in a trailer than I did for The Ruins people in a feature film.

Posted by: Robert at February 8, 2010 9:41 AM

Wait, that was Australia? Nobody was even playing knifey - spoony. I call bullshit.

The movie looks promising though.

Posted by: admin at February 8, 2010 9:41 AM

Possible Australian boobies? I'm in.

Who has better boobies than Australia?

Well ... WHO? I'm asking here.

Posted by: , at February 8, 2010 10:07 AM

Oh, but will they stick to the rock like an oystah?

Posted by: Katers at February 8, 2010 10:52 AM

Looks interesting, but I have a feeling I will get this confused with both Primeval and Rogue. One for the name, the other because it's in Australia. Strangely, both have crocodiles.

Posted by: Snath at February 8, 2010 11:16 AM

"Get a knife!"
*Goes and gets knife*
"That's not a knife! THIS is a knife!"
"Did you really just make that joke? I'm about to kill my friend and you're making 20 year old references?"

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at February 8, 2010 11:54 AM

Soooo, they didn't pile in the car and go the fuck home why???? Still hoping for Walkabout Pussy? Yeah, I bet that's it.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at February 8, 2010 12:21 PM

I don't get how this looks like the Ruins aside from 6 people in the woods... to each his own.

Side note, I honestly do not want to see Wolfman after coming to Pajiba the last few weeks. Jesus.

Posted by: Colin at February 8, 2010 1:15 PM

Y'know, I actually prefer these movies, where the people know they're being picked off one by one, to the old missing-person routine.

"Where's Johnnie?"
"Oh, Johnnie went off into the woods alone like an hour ago."
"Why would he do that? Doesn't he know that Karen is missing?"
"He went looking for Suzie."
"Wait, Suzie is missing too?"
"Yeah, Bill said that she probably just went into town with Dan since he's gone too, but I can't find Bill anywhere to verify whether or not this is true."
"We'd better call the police."
"The phone is missing."

...ugh...

Posted by: superasente at February 8, 2010 2:47 PM

I love my friends and family. But if they turn into something like that, you'll hear a chainsaw roar to life in the distance.

Posted by: bignick at February 8, 2010 3:34 PM

Superasente took the words out of my mouth;

Ruins Meets Cabin Fever plus a sprinkling of tree/tentacle rape so lets say the Japanese porno remake of Evil Dead?

Also, just a thought I've had, did uh...did Sam Raimi like...give the Japanese tentacle rape?

But no, this looks like atypical horror fair. HOWEVER, Shaved head Aussie guy dead panning 'Way Oi see it, we got two options...we either trap her...or kill her'

That was sort of bad ass.

Posted by: Nadine at February 8, 2010 4:04 PM

Nice teeth, shit teeth.

Posted by: Alex at February 8, 2010 4:05 PM

I think Alex sums it up nicely

Posted by: Nadine at February 8, 2010 4:10 PM

@ Snath

All you gotta know is that Rogue was actually made in Australia, and as far as crocodile movies go Primeval gets pooped on by Rogue

Posted by: billybib at February 8, 2010 9:09 PM

Lwa'e',

If I had a band, I'd change its name from Ear Piercing Studs to Walkabout Pussy.

Posted by: , at February 8, 2010 11:35 PM

As long as the teeth don't sprout out from down under, we're cool.

Posted by: bignick at February 8, 2010 11:38 PM

A Sum 41 reference? Really? I enjoy Fat Lip as much as the next person who shouldn't, but still..

Posted by: pissant at February 9, 2010 8:48 AM


















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