Pray For Forgiveness: The Full-Length Carrie Remake Trailer Is Here and It Is Crap
I feel as though we've been waiting years for the Carrie remake to finally show us a trailer. The thing is, this trailer? It doesn't really concern itself with spoilers. Is there anyone that doesn't already know the trajectory of Carrie's horrible, abusive, mocked life? Carrie (Chloe Grace Moretz) lives with her ultra-religious mom (Julianne Moore). Carrie's high school classmates mock her lack of social skills, her appearance, and her idiocy concerning the intricacies of the female reproductive system ("PLUG IT UP! PLUG IT UP!").
Poor kid. She's about to teach them what happens when you f*ck with a telekinetic outcast. Too bad it looks like Carrie as directed by Shawn Levy. All it's missing is the sassy guidance counselor played by Queen Latifah.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)