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Prime Directive: Exterminate The Whole Human Race

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (18)



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Has anyone actually seen Ed Wood’s 1959 classic disaster Plan 9 From Outer Space? From start to finish? I have. It’s awful. Hilarious? Yes. Cringeworthy? Absolutely. Terrible? You bet Bela Lugosi’s dead-and-replaced-midway-through-the-film ass.

And it’s being remade, on a budget that doesn’t look to be too much more than Wood had for the original. The original, for those fortunate many who never saw it, is about aliens who resurrect Earth’s dead in an effort to prevent humankind from creating some sort of ridiculous Armageddon device. It made absolutely no sense, and was awesomely horrendous. It has been called “The Worst Movie Ever Made” (which is clearly not true — we all know that title belongs to Transformers 2), and is a MST3K favorite. It also inspired about 60% of all Danzig-era Misfits songs, for which I will be eternally grateful.

Darkstone Entertainment tapped director John Johnson, who I’ve never heard of, to direct it. It is a thing of no-budget, cheeseriffic beauty. Here’s the teaser trailer. It looks like absolute crap, and I love it.

Plan 9 Teaser Trailer from Darkstone Entertainment on Vimeo.

At last, a remake I can look forward to. Note — If “Astro Zombies” isn’t played at some point during this film, I will stage a revolt in my living room.

(h/t to SciFi Squad)









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Comments

I disagree; this doesn't look like crap, it looks like it's intentionally funny. That old man kept screaming far too long for them not to be in on the joke.

Posted by: Lucas at September 10, 2009 6:11 PM

I agree with Lucas, there is absolutely no way they are taking themsleves seriously. If they are, this may be the saddest movie ever.

Posted by: admin at September 10, 2009 6:32 PM

To clarify: I never said they were taking it seriously. It looks like low budget cheese. And yes, it looks like they're having fun with it, I certainly agree.

Posted by: TK at September 10, 2009 6:37 PM

At first, I said: "But, the story was stupid! The reason it's so endearing is the kicked over cardboard gravestones and the pie pans flying through the sky. What's the point? Really? It's just plain silly to remake this."

Now, having watched the trailer, I still think it's just plain silly, but perhaps it will be the good kind of silly. It's still silly, though. It's never going to get anywhere near the feeling of the old one.

(Also, TK, you forgot the 3 in MST3K. Unless you were referring to your wife: "is a MS.TK favorite". In which case, you're still wrong, because she's MRS.TK.)

oopsie! - TK

Also, did the gravedigger call his dog "babe"?

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at September 10, 2009 7:18 PM

is that a big bowl about to abduct that little girl?

Posted by: gp at September 10, 2009 8:00 PM

1. Tor Johnson
2. George "The Animal" Steele
3. ????

Posted by: sansho1 at September 10, 2009 9:37 PM

"You see? You see? Your stupid remake. Stupid! Stupid!"

... but ... is it wrong that Vampira puts a tentpole in my pants?

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at September 10, 2009 10:11 PM

From the official website:

"Now, in time to coincide with the 50th anniversary of "Plan 9 From Outer Space", director John Johnson - along with his production company, Darkstone Entertainment - is poised to remake the classic film. Simple titled "Plan 9", the remake will be a serious-minded retelling of the original story, paying homage to the spirit of Wood's film without resorting to camp or parody. The film will focus on the horror and science fiction aspects of the original, but will also be largely character-driven. Johnson's goal for "Plan 9" is to make a film that honors not only the original source material, but also Ed Wood's intentions when he made "Plan 9 From Outer Space". Wood's plan was to make a very scary sci-fi/horror film, and Johnson wishes to do exactly that - create a film that Wood would have enjoyed, or perhaps even made himself, if not bound by the technological limitations placed on filmmakers 50 years ago."

Uh oh.

Posted by: Paul Southworth at September 10, 2009 10:40 PM

Time Burton wasn't available to direct?

Posted by: John W at September 10, 2009 10:45 PM

The original Plan 9 was never on MST3K.


Sidenote:
There are sooooooooooooooo many worse movies, be thankful someone is just being stupid enough to remake this and not Manos: The Hands of Fate or Attack of the the Eye Creatures. (the extra "the" is for extra fun!)

Posted by: Jim Doggie at September 10, 2009 11:32 PM

Nice to see I'm not the only one on a Misfits Marathon lately. Danzig makes Elvis look like a nerd.

Posted by: Greg at September 10, 2009 11:56 PM

Ok, I wanted to do this with the Boondock Saints 2 trailer until I actually saw it and the, the, the face. So...

BUNK, BUNK, BUNK, BUNK,BUNK, BUNK, BUNK, BUNK,BUNK, BUNK, BUNK, BUNK,BUNK, BUNK, BUNK, BUNK,BUNK, BUNK, BUNK, BUNK,BUNK, BUNK, BUNK, BUNK,BUNK, BUNK, BUNK, BUNK,BUNK, BUNK, BUNK, BUNK,BUNK, BUNK, BUNK, BUNK,BUNK, BUNK, BUNK, BUNK,BUNK, BUNK, BUNK, BUNK.

Posted by: Deistbrawler at September 11, 2009 4:38 AM

We land in barren fields
on the Arizona plains
the insemination of little girls
in the middleof their wet dreams

We are the angel mutants
the streets for us seduction
our cause unjust & ancient
in this B-film born invasion...

Teenagers frommars, & we don't care

Posted by: oskar at September 11, 2009 9:24 AM

"Plan 9 From Outer Space" was NOT the worst movie ever made. It was actually the BEST movie Ed Wood ever made. He made worse ones. "Bride of the Monster," "Glen or Glenda," and "Jailbait."

"However Plan 9 From Outer Space" was damn good fun to watch. There's bad movies ("Manos:The Hands of Fate") which are so bad that they are unwatchable, and then there's bad movies that are fun to watch.

Now "Attack of The The Eye Monsters" (sic) WAS actually a remake, by the same director (Larry Buchanan), of his own original movie "Invasion of The Saucer Men." Apparently calling the remake "The Eye Monsters" wasn't good enough, so he added "Attack of The" above it, not noticing that he already had "The" in the title.

Posted by: BWeaves at September 11, 2009 10:09 AM

"Invasion of the Saucer Men" is some great '50s cheese. The aliens get people drunk, and I'm down with that.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at September 11, 2009 10:53 AM

OK so now that we've started remaking Ed Wood movies does that mean we've hit the bottom of the remake bag? I mean....what's left after you remake Plan 9? Nothing right? Unless they start remaking last week's releases...right? Right???

Posted by: JenVegas at September 11, 2009 12:27 PM

Fast Zombies.
I'm there.

Posted by: grendel at September 12, 2009 3:32 PM

This remake, through the teaser trailer, doesn't look half bad with half way decent special effects. I"m glad they decided to try and remake a classic flop with the original director's intentions in mind. Not to mention, it would be interesting to remake Manos: the hands of fate either through the masters or Torgo's point of view. Of course, like with any bad remake including this one, some major overhaul is needed for that to happen.

Posted by: Dan at December 18, 2009 5:53 AM


















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