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Piranhaconda Trailer: Oh Bless Your Big, Dumb Heart, SyFy (And Is That Michael Friggin' Madsen?)

By TK | Trailers | May 16, 2012 | Comments ()

Which brings us to Piranhaconda. Rolls off the tongue quite nicely, doesn't it? It's got all the basic ingredients of a SyFy classic.

Giant monster that's a combination of two other monster movies? Check.
Horrific, Commodore 64-era special effects? Check.
Washed up actor who looks like he's been washing his face with sandpaper and pizza dough? Check.
A series of increasingly awful one liners? Check.
Chicks in bikinis? Check and fuckin' mate.

You're so welcome, children. So welcome.

(via The Daily What)

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