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Trailers | March 20, 2009 | Comments (14)

A few years back, Pauly Shore — in an effort to resuscitate is crippled career — staged his death for a terrible movie called, Pauly Shore is Dead, which turned out to be more wish fulfillment than anything (I still haven’t managed to erase the movie from my brain). After failing, again, to resurrect that career a few years ago when he staged a fight during one of his stand-up routines, Shore has yet another poor idea, although he perhaps has his heart in the right place this time.

In the documentary, Adopted, Shore travels to Africa in search of a child that he can adopt and bring back to America. The trailer suggests that he’s at least being genuine, though there will no doubt include a lot of ironic jabs at Angelina Jolie. More comforting, however, is the fact that he doesn’t use his Weasel voice, so it’s possible — if you’re on medication — to at least make it through the entirety of the trailer.

I wish you luck.



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Comments

Somehow I can't help but think that those poor African children wouldn't just be better off left in their homeland than to be raised by Pauly Shore. What a bleak, sad, unfunny future...

Posted by: The Pink Hulk at March 20, 2009 11:12 AM

Why did he have to go and stink up that futurama episode?

Posted by: cockroach at March 20, 2009 11:27 AM

stop wheezing the juuuuu-uice...

Posted by: dammitjanet at March 20, 2009 11:30 AM

He didn't nug melons. He weezed juice. Get it right.


I have unfortunate love for Encino Man. Don't judge.

Posted by: MG at March 20, 2009 11:40 AM

Greeeeeen acres is the place for me, faaaaarm livin is the life FOR ME!!

Posted by: Julie at March 20, 2009 11:44 AM

Damnit, it just took me seven tries to write my name and email, EACH
Something is wrong with my brain.


This looks like it could be...something. I dont know.
Maybe funny.

I mean that kid face planting at the end was pretty amazing, I DO now have a screen full of tea and spittle.

We shall see. We shall see.

Posted by: Nadine at March 20, 2009 11:47 AM

Come on guys! In the Army Now?

He throws the pin, instead of the grenade!

And the rocket launcher gets fired backwards!

Oh man!

Comedy gold.

Posted by: Snath at March 20, 2009 11:58 AM

True story: an acquaintance from college was walking down the Malibu beach at dusk once, and was approached by a skeevy dude who invited her back to his house for "cupcakes." This dude was Pauly Shore.

Then again, my acquaintance was rumored to be a pathological liar, so who knows? Though why anyone would make up that story about Pauly Shore is beyond me...

Posted by: pseudoliterati at March 20, 2009 12:04 PM

More comforting, however, is the fact that he doesn’t use his Weasel voice, so it’s possible — if you’re on medication — to at least make it through the entirety of the trailer.

nope, didn't make it past the first "joke" ...

Posted by: Soylent Green is Sheeple at March 20, 2009 12:19 PM

I came in here to type something about lame, Pauly Shore, MTV- but all I can think is "OMGKIDSSOCUTESQUEEEEEE!!!!1!1!!!"

Damn ovaries.

Posted by: Sweetie Dahling at March 20, 2009 12:20 PM

Am I the only one who actually thinks he used to be (kinda) funny way back when?

Short answer - Probably.
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Posted by: Friar at March 20, 2009 12:55 PM

I lasted 16 seconds. He lost me when he said he was "on the streets of Africa." Um, any particular country in Africa? You know, 'cause Africa is a continent made up of 53 different countries.

Posted by: tamatha at March 20, 2009 1:35 PM

Yah, but only two of those countries have streets.

Posted by: Bucko at March 20, 2009 2:53 PM

I love Bucko. That line alone was funnier than all of the jokes in the trailer combined.

Posted by: courtney at March 21, 2009 4:36 PM