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Passion Play Trailer: Your Monthly Excuse to Disparage Megan Fox

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (26)

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It’s sad enough when Hollywood allows Megan Fox to participate in the activity known as acting, but it’s even worse when she’s permitted to drag other decent actors down with her, like Bill Murray, Rhys Ifans, and noted dog-abuser, Mickey Rourke. That’s what she does here in the trailer for Passion Play, though the tediousness illustrated in the trailer is not entirely her fault. But she’s a horrible person, so let’s blame her (yes, Mickey Rourke is also a horrible person, but he’s not as pretty and, as January Jones notes, we blame the pretty girls because we’re jealous. Totally).

In the movie, Mickey Rourke plays a jazz musician, Bill Murray plays a gangster, and Megan Fox — naturally — plays an Angel, although her character denies it. But those wings are a bit of a giveaway.

Passion Play will be released in theaters on May 6th, and arrive on DVD three weeks later.










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Comments

Since when did Sean Penn cease to exist?

Posted by: penelope at April 11, 2011 12:43 PM

To disparage and also to lust after and fantasize about....

Posted by: John W at April 11, 2011 12:45 PM

This is going straight to DVD, right?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 11, 2011 12:54 PM

I'll disparage her with my nuts.

Posted by: Kballs at April 11, 2011 12:54 PM

Shut up, I love her.
This actually looks like my kind of thing, I'm not even lying. Even with Rourke.

Posted by: Nadine at April 11, 2011 1:10 PM

That looks really... low budget.

Posted by: Mel C. at April 11, 2011 1:16 PM

Kballs wins at the internet. Again.

I was sort of hoping this type of film would give her the chance to finally prove to use she can act, and not just be a slab of meat in front of the cameras. It looks like she took the opportunity to yet again not really do anything impressive.

Posted by: Markus at April 11, 2011 1:18 PM

What did Mickey Rourke do to dogs?

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at April 11, 2011 1:46 PM

Between Rourke and Fox, the amount of plastic is overwhelming.

Posted by: Me at April 11, 2011 1:59 PM

did they not fact check? Rourke never won an Oscar.

Posted by: Briannils at April 11, 2011 2:09 PM

Care to expand on your characterization of Ms. Fox as a terrible person, Captain Feminist? Terrible actress, maybe; terrible sound-bite-giver, definitely. But terrible person?

Posted by: JustBill at April 11, 2011 2:20 PM

I like Fox...mainly because she's nice to look at.

The movie interests me for two reasons. One, Murray as a mob boss. I especially love dorky looking mob bosses. Two, that she has wings and can't fly. That would really suck.

I just wonder how many more ugly/goofy looking people Hollywood is going to make Megan Fox have sex with.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at April 11, 2011 2:29 PM

Bill Murray should've gotten awful plastic surgery before the movie started filming. Y'know, to fit in.

Posted by: superasente at April 11, 2011 2:51 PM

Terrible actress, maybe; terrible sound-bite-giver, definitely. But terrible person?
Posted by: JustBill at April 11, 2011 2:20 PM


Anybody who worked on Transformers is, by definition, a terrible, horrible, human being.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 11, 2011 2:58 PM

I bet Bill Murray wishes he hadn't picked up the phone for THAT script.

Posted by: grace b at April 11, 2011 3:31 PM

Anybody who worked on Transformers is, by definition, a terrible, horrible, human being.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 11, 2011 2:58 PM

Now THAT logic, I can get behind.

Posted by: JustBill at April 11, 2011 3:48 PM

Love Bill, miss Rhys, but cringe at about everything else there. Maybe she'll deliver. Doubt it. Like the angel in the movie, she's just there cuz she's pwetty

Posted by: Protoguy at April 11, 2011 4:18 PM

... Did I see Academy Award winner Mickey Rourke? Did I miss him winning an Oscar?! How did no one involved with this not point out he never won a god damned Oscar?!

Posted by: Reina at April 11, 2011 4:47 PM

Ummm...he did? For The Wrestler? Unless that was a sarcastic post and you're pretending that that never happened. In which case, moving on.

Posted by: Figgy at April 11, 2011 6:39 PM

"Here's to hoping that the combined awesomeness of Bill Murray and Rhys Ifans will be enough," Hollywood prayed. "Though really, I don't want to relinquish my hold on Megan Fox just yet."

Note to January Jones: Girls be bitches. Except me.

Posted by: J. Schmuck at April 11, 2011 6:45 PM

god, it's one shitty clip after another today

Posted by: splinter at April 11, 2011 7:19 PM

Sean Penn won for Milk over Mickey Rourke in 2009.

Which is okay because I read an interview of Dennis Quaid where the headline claims that he talks about his "Oscar Winning Brother"...who never won an Oscar.

I am having business cards made up that say "Oscar Winner" before my name. No one will notice.

Posted by: greer at April 11, 2011 8:37 PM

"Since when did Sean Penn cease to exist?" One can only hope he's eaten by Haitian refugees soon, so that his life amounts to something other than douche bag.

Posted by: clancys_daddy at April 11, 2011 9:05 PM

Alright,

Oscar Nominee Mickey Rourke as: The Spirit of Jazz, Chasing the 'Trane

Osacar Nominee Bill Murray as: Mad Dog and Glory

Oscar Viewer Megan Fox as: The Pigeon

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at April 11, 2011 9:11 PM

Oscar Viewer Megan Fox as: The Pigeon

And the Oscar goes to...

Jo 'Mama' Besser

Posted by: greer at April 11, 2011 9:25 PM

But... she's so pretty!!

Seriously though, what the hell is going on in this movie? Can someone spoil it for me?

Posted by: denesteak at April 12, 2011 2:43 AM