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Passion Play Trailer: Your Monthly Excuse to Disparage Megan Fox

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | April 11, 2011 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | April 11, 2011 |


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It's sad enough when Hollywood allows Megan Fox to participate in the activity known as acting, but it's even worse when she's permitted to drag other decent actors down with her, like Bill Murray, Rhys Ifans, and noted dog-abuser, Mickey Rourke. That's what she does here in the trailer for Passion Play, though the tediousness illustrated in the trailer is not entirely her fault. But she's a horrible person, so let's blame her (yes, Mickey Rourke is also a horrible person, but he's not as pretty and, as January Jones notes, we blame the pretty girls because we're jealous. Totally).

In the movie, Mickey Rourke plays a jazz musician, Bill Murray plays a gangster, and Megan Fox -- naturally -- plays an Angel, although her character denies it. But those wings are a bit of a giveaway.

Passion Play will be released in theaters on May 6th, and arrive on DVD three weeks later.



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