'Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones' Trailer Fails To Skid Your Underpants, But Succeeds In Giving Away The Whole Plot.

By Jodi Clager | Trailers | October 17, 2013 | Comments ()

This Paranormal Activity spin-off follows Jesse, a teen that lives in a rough neighborhood. After a neighbor is murdered, Jesse and his camera-toting friend…YOU KNOW WHAT? STOP IT, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY! STAHP! YOU’RE DRUNK AND NO ONE IS SCARED ANYMORE! DAMN IT!

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crispin

Directed by Senor Spielbergo

wonkeythemonkey

Paranormal Activity: Electric Boogaloo
Paranormal Activity: Bigger, Longer, Uncut
Paranormal Activity Goes Hawaiian!
Paranormal Activity 6: Paranormal Cavity ("found" security footage from a dentist's office)
Paranormal Activity Meets Frankenstein
The Children's Paranormal Activity Book
2 Para, 2 Normal

emmelemm

I kinda like 2 Para, 2 Normal.

Andrew Jara

The marked ones is also how Ted Cruz refers to Mexicans..... Topical!

John G.

speak for yourself. The header pic alone made me shit myself.

Long_Pig_Tailor

Regular viewers of the CW's Supernatural are immune to the old black eyes trick. I could see that shit on the street and my only reaction would be to whip out my smartphone and look up the words to an exorcism.

bastich

Isn't there an app for that?

Fredo

Other considered titles:
Paranormal Activity: Los Vatos
Paranormal Activity: San Andreas
Paranormal Activity: L.A. Llorona

Green_Eggs_and_Hamster

Paranormal Activty: The Paranormal Strikes back
Paranormal Activity: Return of the Activity
Paranormal Activity: The Paranormal Menace
Paranormal Activity: Now we Got Clones Bitches
Paranormal Actuvity: F*ck! Why are you still watching this Sh!t

Milly

Paranormal Activity: Tokyo Drift.
The addition of ':Tokyp Drift' to a title always adds to the enjoyment.

e jerry powell

At least until the debris reaches Portland...

PDamian

Paranormal Activity: All the Ghosts Know the Low Rider
Paranormal Activity: My Jefita is an Exorcist
That Shit es Paranormal, Ése (Simón, Carnal)

bastich

Paranormal Activity in the Hood
Para Five
Paranormal Activity 5: Act Paranormaler
(So how sequels will pass before they just start naming them "Normal Activity"?)