'Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones' Trailer Fails To Skid Your Underpants, But Succeeds In Giving Away The Whole Plot.

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'Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones' Trailer Fails To Skid Your Underpants, But Succeeds In Giving Away The Whole Plot.

By Jodi Clager | Trailers | October 17, 2013 | Comments ()


This Paranormal Activity spin-off follows Jesse, a teen that lives in a rough neighborhood. After a neighbor is murdered, Jesse and his camera-toting friend…YOU KNOW WHAT? STOP IT, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY! STAHP! YOU’RE DRUNK AND NO ONE IS SCARED ANYMORE! DAMN IT!

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  • crispin

    Directed by Senor Spielbergo

  • wonkeythemonkey

    Paranormal Activity: Electric Boogaloo
    Paranormal Activity: Bigger, Longer, Uncut
    Paranormal Activity Goes Hawaiian!
    Paranormal Activity 6: Paranormal Cavity ("found" security footage from a dentist's office)
    Paranormal Activity Meets Frankenstein
    The Children's Paranormal Activity Book
    2 Para, 2 Normal

  • emmelemm

    I kinda like 2 Para, 2 Normal.

  • Andrew J

    The marked ones is also how Ted Cruz refers to Mexicans..... Topical!

  • John G.

    speak for yourself. The header pic alone made me shit myself.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    Regular viewers of the CW's Supernatural are immune to the old black eyes trick. I could see that shit on the street and my only reaction would be to whip out my smartphone and look up the words to an exorcism.

  • bastich

    Isn't there an app for that?

  • Fredo

    Other considered titles:

    Paranormal Activity: Los Vatos

    Paranormal Activity: San Andreas

    Paranormal Activity: L.A. Llorona

  • Green_Eggs_and_Hamster

    Paranormal Activty: The Paranormal Strikes back
    Paranormal Activity: Return of the Activity
    Paranormal Activity: The Paranormal Menace
    Paranormal Activity: Now we Got Clones Bitches
    Paranormal Actuvity: F*ck! Why are you still watching this Sh!t

  • Milly

    Paranormal Activity: Tokyo Drift.

    The addition of ':Tokyp Drift' to a title always adds to the enjoyment.

  • e jerry powell

    At least until the debris reaches Portland...

  • PDamian

    Paranormal Activity: All the Ghosts Know the Low Rider

    Paranormal Activity: My Jefita is an Exorcist

    That Shit es Paranormal, Ése (Simón, Carnal)

  • bastich

    Paranormal Activity in the Hood

    Para Five

    Paranormal Activity 5: Act Paranormaler

    (So how sequels will pass before they just start naming them "Normal Activity"?)

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    That'll be Paranormal Activity 12: Actually Pretty Standard Stuff, You Guys

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