cute-baby-angel.jpg

Pajiba Loves You, We Will Keep You Safe

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | November 5, 2010 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | November 5, 2010 |


cute-baby-angel.jpg

Shhhhh. There, there. Calm down. Relax. Nothing is going to hurt you in this post. We here at Pajiba will keep you nice and safe. Just don't think about it. Let us guide you. Put your well-being in our hands. We won't do anything to harm you. It's OK, sweetie. It's OK. We love you. We love you very, very much. You're gonna be OK. Just gently press the play button on the trailer below, and let it all wash over you. Trust us. We care about you, and we would never let anything bad happen to you.


(Never trust a site that rhymes with vagina. We will fuck you every time.)


Get entertainment, celebrity and politics updates via Facebook or Twitter. Buy Pajiba merch at the Pajiba Store.

Canada Loves Her Queens | Who's Really In Charge Of The Country? | Martin Sheen and Sally Field Join Spider-Man | Plus Three Other Trade Items You Probably Only Have a Vague Passing Interest In




Continue Reading After the Advertisement

Bigots, Trolls & MRAs Are Not Welcome in the Comments




Advertisement




The Pajiba Store


petr-store-pajiba.png






Privacy Policy
advertise