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I Bet Tolkien Wished He Wrote This

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Trailers | October 26, 2010 |

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Trailers | October 26, 2010 |


Peter Jackson? While he's been busy not making The Hobbit, which has now ballooned into a $900 million, six film undertaking that contractually involves beheading a member of the New Zealand actors' union for every megabyte of processed digital effects, Ben Carson scraped together $2 million to make the low budget Orcs!. Orcs invade a national park and the park rangers fight back and try to survive. If the exclamation point in the title wasn't enough to convince you just how B-movie awesome this film is, and that plot description sounds overly serious, here's the tag line: "They'll eat your face off."

Here's the trailer:



Now I know that this isn't from a Hemingway novel, but that's what I call a movie. They're still looking for a distributor, but I can't comprehend how this doesn't end up on Netflix or SyFy at some point.


(source: Blastr)



Steven Lloyd Wilson is the sci-fi and history editor. You can email him here or follow him on Twitter.



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