On Behalf of All the Women Who Prefer Blood and Guts to Twilight I Say: Jump Up My Ass, Relativity Media

You just stepped in a pile of sh*t, Immortals marketing team, you f*cking gender stereotyping, asshole sexists. Get the f*ck over yourselves. Real men don't need Immortals or Twilight because they're waiting for The Muppets, you broken c*ck barnacles.

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