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Okay, So Maybe Calling An End To The James Franco Backlash Was A Bit Premature: The Broken Tower Trailer

By Rob Payne | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (17)



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Now, I’m not saying The Broken Tower, Franco’s love letter of a film to poet Hart Crane looks bad. It just looks like something you would except an up-his-own-butthole artist to make. There’s nothing wrong with that, but you’re supposed to get those rocks off in film school, not put it On Demand for paying customers. See for yourself.

If you want to follow along with Franco’s narration in the trailer, here are the stanza and a half that pertain (and you can read the full poem here):

The bell-rope that gathers God at dawn
Dispatches me as though I dropped down the knell
Of a spent day - to wander the cathedral lawn
From pit to crucifix, feet chill on steps from hell.

…have you not seen that corps
Of shadows in the tower…

Oh, and if you’re wondering, yes, this is the film that Franco apparently fellates an erect penis. Vulture doesn’t know whether it’s a real penis or a prosthetic one, but either way, Vincent Gallo is probably jealous and thinking of a way to blow himself for his next movie. Our own Prolixity Julien recently called James Franco a “pure artist” and I think she’s spot on with that assessment. What else can explain him, he who also co-directed a film about himself using footage from his “General Hospital” tenure?

It will be curious to see how the rest of the world handles it, if they even find out. But that’s probably why The Broken Tower is straight-to-VOD instead of getting any release in theaters, isn’t it?


Rob Payne also writes the indie comic The Unstoppable Force, tweets on the Twitter @RobOfWar, and his ware can be purchased here (if you’re into that sort of thing). He often daydreams what it would be like to do whateverthefuck you want.









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Comments

I could blow this off so goddamn easily if it weren't for the presence of Michael Shannon.

Fuck.

Posted by: Kala at January 12, 2012 10:09 AM

I think the presence of the Shannon makes it much easier for me to blow something.

And spot on about Gallo. I want to see this competition escalate until he's getting involved in a bukkake noir about a disenchanted, transgender biker prostitute in a faux-documentary style without the faux.

Posted by: zeke the pig at January 12, 2012 10:15 AM

James Franco may be pretentious, but he is also hot. Which means I will be watching this movie, penis blowing or not.

Posted by: Luke at January 12, 2012 10:16 AM

I'm with Luke. Franco's hot, I can get over his doucheness for that. Is there a clip of the BJ? I'm a bit twisted, but I'd like to see that.

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Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 12, 2012 11:38 AM

Why Mrs. Julien! I'm shocked at how forward you are! Please, allow me a moment to retrieve my monocle from my champagne flute.

Posted by: Groundloop at January 12, 2012 12:20 PM

I thought he got over this "up-his-own-ass" with Howl. But then again, I dug that movie. So...yeah I guess I'll be finding a way to catch this.

Posted by: KaGe at January 12, 2012 12:26 PM

omg prolixity! i'm ON fuckbuddy.org RIGHT NOW. look for meeeee!!!1!

Posted by: gp at January 12, 2012 12:32 PM

True Story: One of my English professors wrote the Hart Crane biography that the movie is semi-based on. He also has a 30-second part in the movie. He told us this fact rather nonchalantly the first day of class last year.

Same professor also knew Frank Serpico. He's kinda a boss.

Posted by: Inter Milan Kundera at January 12, 2012 12:59 PM

Is it possible that the "wallispat" message could be spam? It seems like I've seen another post somewhere in here that also sounded like spam.

Posted by: MRod at January 12, 2012 3:25 PM

I could stare at that sentence saying Rob thinks I'm right ALL DAY.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 12, 2012 3:26 PM

Sounds like another movie about a "genius" that was probably bipolar and self medicated with alcohol until ultimately committing suicide.

If this were a plot for a book, and not a true story, it would be turned down.

Posted by: MRod at January 12, 2012 3:30 PM

@Inter Milan Kundera: That's awesome! One of my English profs in college was a former road member of Tom Petty's band back in the 80s. He was cool, but the exact opposite of a "rock star."

@Mrs. J: That was my plan on along... bwahahahahaha!

Posted by: RobP at January 12, 2012 4:35 PM

Oh, and if you’re wondering, yes, this is the film that Franco apparently fellates an erect penis.

Yeah, like that was ever going to play in theaters.

Posted by: MM at January 12, 2012 5:17 PM

So, I'm guessing the teacher who has a part in the movie isn't the teacher who flunked Franco for being a pretentious asshat who wouldn't make any effort in class.

Posted by: Craig at January 12, 2012 5:59 PM

i'm with you luke and sarah. franco is hot, hot, hot!

Posted by: splinter at January 13, 2012 7:48 AM